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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
US Taco Truck burrito ($6) with 6 inch scale:



In European, that's ~5.25 Euros and a ~15.25 cm scale.

This is normal because America is great and a cultural melting pot. When the GOP was like, "taco trucks on every corner," we thought of burritos like these and felt a swelling of pride and optimism for a better tomorrow.

It is my understanding that European burritos are much smaller and that Asia does not have taco trucks have at all. This is why America is great.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Jul 4, 2017

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naem
May 29, 2011

which nation

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

naem posted:

which nation

America, bitch

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

I want that whole thing in my mouth

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



I want to see inside it

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
OP how do you feel about the old man selling paletas from his cart?

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I want to gently caress it

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
It's best if you know the owner of the food truck. They aren't regulated so you never know if they even follow the most basic of hygiene rules. They are called roach coaches for a reason.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

ProfessorMurder posted:

It's best if you know the owner of the food truck. They aren't regulated so you never know if they even follow the most basic of hygiene rules. They are called roach coaches for a reason.

Could you be any more of a loving pussy?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I've had the best tacos from a food truck in Austin and the best pizza/sandwiches from one in Dallas called Bellatrinos. That sandwich was so light and fresh yet filled with meat and stuff and it was religious experience for me at the time. I may have been a bit drunk.

Mexican in Texas is the best. Los Molcajetes.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Les Os posted:

OP how do you feel about the old man selling paletas from his cart?

We could all learn a thing or two from Don Sanchez



:patriot:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Mexican food is America's secret weapon

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Taima posted:

Could you be any more of a loving pussy?

Yes, I absolutely could. You loving oval office.

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylFNiSSAlU8

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if you think chipotle is a good burrito

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


There is a taco truck here with a big black and white mural of Santa Muerte on the side that looks really cool.

Tiberius Thyben fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jul 4, 2017

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Chinatown posted:

lol if you think chipotle is a good burrito

Chipotle's bland.

Everywhere needs taco trucks. The US needs to latinize and shake off this 'white evangelical' funk.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"i like white rice and black beans in a burrito" - a retard

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
I wouldn't recommend eating at any restaurant unless you know the owner and have at least a 1/5th stake in the company

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Accretionist posted:

US Taco Truck burrito ($6) with 6 inch scale:




No wonder you are fat

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
unironically lmfao at anyone that doesn't eat tacos 5 days a week

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Dirty kitchens have the best food. Get wrecked you sorry bourgeois gently caress.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I love taco trucks. I loving adore them and they are one of many reasons why America owns.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
Francisco's Taco Madness sets up in front of Lowe's (like Home Depot) some afternoons, and his food is cheap, authentic, fresh, and always glorious.




Those are pernil, chorizo, and al pastor tacos from the first time I discovered his truck, a few weeks ago.

I've been back already and got an al pastor burrito, which was as long as my forearm.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jul 4, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Chinatown posted:

"i like white rice and black beans in a burrito" - a retard

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Chinatown posted:

"i like white rice and black beans in a burrito" - a retard

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Someone should come up with the GBS diet, which allows you to eat only foods GBS approves of.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
... you mean sandwich trucks?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


what kind of hosed up gringo taco truck serves burritos

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

:eyepop:

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Has anyone talked about how anything resembling Mexican food gives them uncontrollable dysentery yet?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
agreed OP

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tortas

Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe
They should put a taco truck in the back of the One dollar bill, that's really what I think

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Accretionist posted:

We could all learn a thing or two from Don Sanchez



:patriot:
and how about the 12 year old running the tostilocos cart??

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Has anyone talked about how anything resembling Mexican food gives them uncontrollable dysentery yet?

Sorry about your bitch rear end digestive system

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PathAsc posted:

Sorry about your bitch rear end digestive system

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Has anyone talked about how anything resembling Mexican food gives them uncontrollable dysentery yet?
I've never gotten this or the fast food shits that goons always talk about.

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Ended up with a case of goontezuma's revenge after a taco bell run.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

null posted:

Ended up with a case of goontezuma's revenge after a taco bell run.
Had the major freaking mud slide shits after eating 1 mc donald's chicken nugget :D Had a wet fartaroni pizza coming out of my rear end hole after eating a slice of dominoes :grin: I ate a bean burrito at taco bell and DIED :rip:

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