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"fam," "squad goals," and "bae"
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Sensual Simian posted:"fam," "squad goals," and "bae" Thanks for outing yourself as old
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Jul 29, 2017 21:38
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anyone who says "sportsball" should be sent to a death camp
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Jul 29, 2017 21:40
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xemu posted:Thanks for outing yourself as old no problem, now get off my loving lawn
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Jul 29, 2017 21:40
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client posted:anyone who says "sportsball" should be sent to a death camp Sensual Simian posted:"fam," "squad goals," and "bae" I like bae and use it to piss my gf off who absolutely hates that word. I think it's adorable tho
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Jul 29, 2017 21:42
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"going forward" is the worst phrase in the history of language
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Jul 29, 2017 21:50
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Xaris posted:I didn't know people used fam irl, I thought it was just 4chan poo poo or something, and never heard "squad goals" online or off There's some guy at work, a tenured research group leader of like 15 years, who constantly says "I gotchu fam" when you ask him for something. It's really obnoxious because he's pretty much the stereotype that you'd picture if someone said "tenured phd physicist" and I want to give him a wedgie every time he does it.
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Jul 29, 2017 21:53
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On saturday morning when you just want to chief session and there's plenty of eggs in the fridge but bitch is all like "let's get brrrunch." I don't know. I guess girls just pronounce brunch with this like, vocal burn on the 'r' or something. Sounds annoying. Burrunch is the last loving thing i want to hear on my day off. gently caress brunch.
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Jul 29, 2017 21:55
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Also any business buzzword irritates the hell out of me. Synergy, core competency, paradigm shift, scrum meeting etc....gently caress off.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:00
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I just remembered one that sounds really weird whenever I hear it. "On your person". Like "Make sure you have your driver's license on your person" instead of saying "Make sure you have your driver's license with you".
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Jul 29, 2017 22:09
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"What's on the watchybox?" Just say TV, come on.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:17
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I just remembered one that sounds really weird whenever I hear it. "On your person". Like "Make sure you have your driver's license on your person" instead of saying "Make sure you have your driver's license with you". I always assumed the purpose there was to indicate that you would need to be able to present it quickly or often rather than like having it stashed in a bag or something.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:23
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also any business buzzword irritates the hell out of me. Synergy, core competency, paradigm shift, scrum meeting etc....gently caress off. Any time I have seen the word "sigma" in any corporate presentations it was a clear sign that management was stupid and things were going to swiftly descend into a world of poo poo.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:30
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"I have the sniff-sniffs. Pass me a tiss-tiss for my no-no."
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Jul 29, 2017 22:33
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Supreme Allah posted:'it is what it is' cest la vie
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Jul 29, 2017 22:34
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chumbler posted:I always assumed the purpose there was to indicate that you would need to be able to present it quickly or often rather than like having it stashed in a bag or something. Yeah I'm sure there's legitimate uses for it, so I'm not annoyed by the phrase so much as it just sounds odd no matter how many times I hear it
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Jul 29, 2017 22:40
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Schweinhund posted:"I have the sniff-sniffs. Pass me a tiss-tiss for my no-no." This is the most aggravating thing i have ever read
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Jul 29, 2017 22:42
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Supreme Allah posted:'it is what it is' This. "It is what it is" = literal definition: "I'm an rear end in a top hat." Ha that's what I get for replying before reading the rest of the thread first. Well, don't take it personally. spinderella fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jul 29, 2017 |
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Jul 29, 2017 22:48
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Spinster posted:This. "It is what it is" = literal definition: "I'm an rear end in a top hat." It is what it is.
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Jul 29, 2017 22:53
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Sensual Simian posted:"fam," "squad goals," and "bae" Who says bae anymore?
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Jul 29, 2017 23:29
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When people omit "to be" from a sentence. Like "The dog needs let outside", or "The car needs washed". I've noticed it seems to be mostly people from Pennsylvania that I notice this with, so maybe it's a dialect thing.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:31
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Any time I have seen the word "sigma" in any corporate presentations it was a clear sign that management was stupid and things were going to swiftly descend into a world of poo poo. CaptainSarcastic posted:Any time I have seen the word "sigma" in any corporate presentations it was a clear sign that management was stupid and things were going to swiftly descend into a world of poo poo. CaptainSarcastic posted:Any time I have seen the word "sigma" in any corporate presentations it was a clear sign that management was stupid and things were going to swiftly descend into a world of poo poo. CaptainSarcastic posted:Any time I have seen the word "sigma" in any corporate presentations it was a clear sign that management was stupid and things were going to swiftly descend into a world of poo poo.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:36
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Using autism as a generic insult. Like "autist" or whatever
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Jul 29, 2017 23:37
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I hate when people use "and" when they mean "or" like the loving idiot OP who is asking us to present words OR phrases that bother us but instead asked for words AND phrases.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:42
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"whom" There's about an 80% chance that you're using it wrong. And even if you use it right, it's like 'ooh look at me I'm fancy I know how to read' gently caress you.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:43
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also any business buzzword irritates the hell out of me. Synergy, core competency, paradigm shift, scrum meeting etc....gently caress off. "Core competency" is a useful term if you're analyzing an organization. The rest, not so much.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:46
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I hate how the word random is used incorrectly everywhere now. Like, "I bought some random shirts at the store" or even worse when someone describes themselves as being random. I also hate when the word meal is pronounced "mill".
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Jul 29, 2017 23:46
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Grem posted:I hate when people use "and" when they mean "or" like the loving idiot OP who is asking us to present words OR phrases that bother us but instead asked for words AND phrases. No thats not accurate at all fuckhead. Or would be one or the other and im asking for both so its and. I provided both. Perfectly appropriate conjunction. You ask someone if they want peanut butter and jam not peanut butter or jam dick
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Jul 29, 2017 23:47
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"Words and/or phrases," plebes.
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Jul 29, 2017 23:50
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"and slash or" -- a phrase only an rear end in a top hat would say
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Jul 29, 2017 23:54
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stop, no and don't 😆
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Jul 30, 2017 00:02
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Earworm is a terrible loving word and I'm furious that it caught on.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:11
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A youtuber I watch sometimes keeps misusing the phrase "at length". Like "At length we find the end of dungeon loot chest." I want to punch him in the mouth so much.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:17
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Also saying "they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps" should justify removing the speakers tongue with garden shears.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:20
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super sweet best pal posted:Who says bae anymore? pieces of poo poo
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Jul 30, 2017 00:26
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Worse comes to worse. And one girl I know uses "seen" instead of "saw". "I seen it at the store yesterday."
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Jul 30, 2017 00:32
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lotta cacs itt
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Jul 30, 2017 00:33
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Jay_Zombie posted:When people omit "to be" from a sentence. It's a Midwest thing. I used to see it in emails at work all the time and thought it was just typos but then I met with some of the people in person at a team building thing and realized that's just how they talk. I'd say it's annoying but I'm originally from the part of Connecticut that touches both Rhode Island and Massachusetts, so I'm sure my accent is just as atrocious.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:33
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Nessa posted:Worse comes to worse. I dated a girl who did this. That should have been my first clue.
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Jul 30, 2017 00:35
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"License and registration, please"
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