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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Splatmaster posted:

THE GOOD NEWS IS I FIXED THE CIRCUIT BREAKER

the bad news is I split all the atoms at the nuclear power plant so there's still no power

but if you split all the atoms we should have all the power :thunk:

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

but if you split all the atoms we should have all the power :thunk:

you misunderstood. he didn't SPLIT the atoms, he BROKE them (and not in the good way)

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

sb hermit





hmm... I checked with costco and the return policy doesn't say anything about atoms

how long have we had these? maybe we're still in the return window

alnilam

el dorito posted:

hmm... I checked with costco and the return policy doesn't say anything about atoms

how long have we had these? maybe we're still in the return window

me: hi umm I'd like to return these atoms i bought, atoms are by definition identical to each otherso these are fundamentally indistinguishable from the ones you sell not that that matters bc i really did just get these here heh!

return guy: come on buddy, these atoms are already ionized to +3, there's no way anyone's gonna go for them now

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I broke the warranty with the money back guarantee.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
When I went to return it, I teleported back to my house. The thing was still broken. My shoes were of course muddy.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
dude u broke my clothes

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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

broke clothes? I thought about that and then farted and it was forceful enough to tear my wind breaker in twain. breaking wind broke windbreaker TIME PARADOX


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

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