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He gave us the gift of lols at the amount of pedo apologists in the Republican Party
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Avirosb posted:Very presidential. 
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Nov 15, 2017 14:36
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He gave me a reminder for me to GYST and to stop relying on my party's success for my own.
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Nov 15, 2017 14:46
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Mozi posted:i've made a bunch of money doing nothing because the stock market is retarded
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Nov 15, 2017 14:57
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Nov 15, 2017 15:00
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Trump made me realize that America is a garbage country filled with trash people
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Nov 15, 2017 15:01
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He taught me that every single "Secret Government" conspiracy theory is utter bullshit. If Trump was part of some secret society, that fucker would be bragging about it constantly. If we had deals in place with aliens, Trump would be obsessed with telling everyone how he jerked off an alien and got a better deal on Glibglobian oil or whatever. If we had secret FEMA death camps set up, Don Jr would tweet about it and share pictures and detailed schematics of each and every single one. He also taught me that, despite my overall faith in the human race, there are some extremely stupid fuckers out there. If you still support Trump you are exactly the type of person who would join a cult and kill yourself for your Glorious Leader. Trump has absolutely no redeeming features, has proven time and again that he lies constantly, and his true agenda is to gently caress over anyone in the middle class or lower in order to benefit the rich. He doesn't even hide this any more, it's literally in every single thing he does. And yet people deny it constantly, or say that he's the hardest working president of all time.
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Nov 15, 2017 15:14
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Given me hope that someday I'll get to watch a nuclear war start over a tweet
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Nov 15, 2017 15:21
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i consider the trump presidency an elaborate street art installation. after 4 years we're gonna find out it was just a banksy
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Nov 15, 2017 15:26
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Secular Humanist posted:i consider the trump presidency an elaborate street art installation. after 4 years we're gonna find out it was just a banksy Nice avatar
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Nov 15, 2017 15:28
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Doesn't really accept me OP
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Nov 15, 2017 15:30
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:Nice avatar thanks! although i do think nazis are bad, somebody just had a goof on me
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Nov 15, 2017 15:32
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gave me a handjob last week
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Nov 15, 2017 15:33
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he gave me a ride in his helicopter at the iowa state fair
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Nov 15, 2017 15:38
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He got me banned because I took the easiest toxx of all time for a lovely gangtag and still somehow lost anyway.
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Nov 15, 2017 15:45
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I can't say that Donald Trump has really done anything for me but provide lols interspersed with constant disappointment.
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Nov 15, 2017 15:48
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he helped cement the fact that republican voters are contradictory idiots who only care about themselves
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Verisimilidude posted:he helped cement the fact that republican voters are contradictory idiots who only care about themselves it was her turn!
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Nov 15, 2017 16:07
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he sucked my dick clean off. like a ken doll now op
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Nov 15, 2017 16:14
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He jerked me off at military school
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Nov 15, 2017 16:18
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He gazed deeply into my eyes and awoke a fiery passion that burns every time I pee.
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Nov 15, 2017 16:21
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spacetoaster posted:He gave me the gift of laughter. 
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Nov 15, 2017 16:24
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when his cottage cheese rear end showed up to my city i snuck into the venue to protest because gently caress being a passive witness to the rise of lovely Hitler. i got a good enough seat that he saw me when i started hollering, and after the cops had dragged me out, he made a big show of calling me fat. it made some waves locally and i had to lock down my social media after a local hate blogger got a hold of my name and sent skinheads to go steal all my peas right off their vines. i met up with some friends after, who showed me the video of what he said. what i said next cursed the world, "well, that'll stop being relevant exactly one second after he loses the election" so like, my bad y'all
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Nov 15, 2017 16:33
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:when his cottage cheese rear end showed up to my city i snuck into the venue to protest because gently caress being a passive witness to the rise of lovely Hitler. i got a good enough seat that he saw me when i started hollering, and after the cops had dragged me out, he made a big show of calling me fat. it made some waves locally and i had to lock down my social media after a local hate blogger got a hold of my name and sent skinheads to go steal all my peas right off their vines. Lol Source plz
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Nov 15, 2017 16:34
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He struck down Hillary Clinton. Then as she tried to climb out of the abysmal pit from whence she came, Donna Brazile of all people struck the final deathblow and trampled the serpent under her feet. Bernie would have won.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:06
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He outed the more insidious and sneaky brokebrains so i know who they are e: Facebook and Twitter get partial credit for this Change my name to my-8-yr-old at breakfast
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Nov 15, 2017 17:09
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A Fancy Hat posted:He taught me that every single "Secret Government" conspiracy theory is utter bullshit. If Trump was part of some secret society, that fucker would be bragging about it constantly. If we had deals in place with aliens, Trump would be obsessed with telling everyone how he jerked off an alien and got a better deal on Glibglobian oil or whatever. If we had secret FEMA death camps set up, Don Jr would tweet about it and share pictures and detailed schematics of each and every single one. *copies quote to liberaltears.rtf*
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Nov 15, 2017 17:45
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Every single "secret government" theory is bullshit... But here's my secret government theory:
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Nov 15, 2017 17:47
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Ordered the release of the JFK files which all but confirmed the CIA had JFK murdered for being a pinko and that Hitler fled to Argentina where he lived peacefully until he died of old age.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:49
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he gave me many lols due to his victory breaking brains
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Nov 15, 2017 17:52
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A Fancy Hat posted:He taught me that every single "Secret Government" conspiracy theory is utter bullshit. If Trump was part of some secret society, that fucker would be bragging about it constantly. If we had deals in place with aliens, Trump would be obsessed with telling everyone how he jerked off an alien and got a better deal on Glibglobian oil or whatever. If we had secret FEMA death camps set up, Don Jr would tweet about it and share pictures and detailed schematics of each and every single one. the rich are just generically evil and don't do ANYTHING but cruise around on their yachts going "im riiiiiichhhh!!" all day every day and they are essentially cartoon disney villains and i will RESIST THEM
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Nov 15, 2017 17:55
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The rich are a hivemind conspiracy. They are all secretly working together.
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Nov 15, 2017 17:58
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He taught me that the Republicans just want a hateable face in power so the rats in Congress can get away with gutting America to make their buddies richer in total peace.
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Nov 15, 2017 18:00
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down n out posted:He taught me that the Republicans just want a hatable face in power so the rats in Congress can get away with gutting America to make their buddies richer in total peace. that's every US President tho, Trump is just a born entertainer about it
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Nov 15, 2017 18:03
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Lol if you think there's a conspiracy of the Rich. They just happen to all move in the same social circles and go to the same schools and all can recognize each other and have cultural commonality.
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Nov 15, 2017 18:05
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Ordered the release of the JFK files which all but confirmed the CIA had JFK murdered for being a pinko and that Hitler fled to Argentina where he lived peacefully until he died of old age. hosed up if false
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Nov 15, 2017 18:19
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I can't even name every thing Trump has done for me, for this is worksafe But I can attempt a small list - requested Russian dressing on a salad, a diet coke, and two scoops of ice cream at a white house dinner. This was reported on and mocked, in an attempt to show Trump as "greedy" or something. Not that I needed the validation but this was when I decided cable news was a complete farce, at this very moment - due to preceding my boyfriend came up with the name Donny Two Scoops - Trump in a tennis outfit  - Trump with Duterte recently. The smile, the golden locks...so angelic - Melania is most likely not human and is amazing. Her attitude especially - Executive order porn. So much of it is available now - Hundreds of thousands of memes - WRONG. SAD. YUGE. FAKE NEWS. They're all part of the lexicon no matter if you voted Trump or scream at the sky - I wasn't into politics at all before this election
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Nov 15, 2017 18:20
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He raised my taxes (definitely)The Dennis System posted:He might increase the standard deduction, which should give me more money. The standard deduction should be bigger and itemized deductions smaller and fewer since itemized deductions are for rich people. Except the itemized deductions they’re tanking mostly benefit the middle class and they’re making a shitload of changes that almost exclusively benefit the 1%.
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Nov 15, 2017 18:28
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Ended the period where I was being pushed toward mental breakdown by the dissonance between cultural dominant media narratives of Obama and reality Began period where I'm being pushed toward mental breakdown by dissonance between media narratives about Trump and reality.
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Secular Humanist posted:i consider the trump presidency an elaborate street art installation. after 4 years we're gonna find out it was just a banksy It's ME AMERICA, it's been me the WHOLE TIME
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