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Made me pay to change my avatar, I hated it that much. There's that I guess  Seems like a Lowtax to pay so I guess  , well done.What did Trump do for you!
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He's an endless source of fascination, revealing to me that I am an idiot.
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Nov 15, 2017 09:29
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He made me proud to be an American. 
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Nov 15, 2017 09:35
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He has taught me that there are a great deal of pitiful umamerican citizens in this country. He is our commander in chief and deserves are respect and support.
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Nov 15, 2017 09:36
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He made the new season of America very entertaining
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Nov 15, 2017 09:37
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He made America great again
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Nov 15, 2017 09:38
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he is bringing an end to american imperialism through his sheer incompetence
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Nov 15, 2017 09:38
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he raised my taxes (maybe)
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Nov 15, 2017 09:39
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He has made my life a constant joy as I watch people who hate him obsess over every one of his morning bathroom tweets.
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Nov 15, 2017 09:44
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Left me with more self-harm scars
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Nov 15, 2017 09:52
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He grabbed me by the pussy.
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i thought it was p cool how he started arguing with the grieving widow of a fallen soldier because gently caress that support the troops poo poo it's just a smokescreen for you can't criticize american imperialism and finally a potus had the balls to expose how stupid it all is
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Nov 15, 2017 10:12
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Caused the EU to start integrating its armies into a common defense force and weakened alt-right movements all across Europe by being a horrible garbage person. 
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Nov 15, 2017 10:25
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Provided lots of laughs and is currently busy ridding the Earth of its worst enemy.
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Nov 15, 2017 10:25
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he gaveth glorious D&D meltdowns unto the forums
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Nov 15, 2017 10:51
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I would have never had a sincere fascination with Katy Tur. Little Katy and her transgender father and (female) mother who bought a helicopter and changed journalism forever, albeit sensationalizing the 24x7 news cycle like a motherfucker.
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Nov 15, 2017 10:55
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He might increase the standard deduction, which should give me more money. The standard deduction should be bigger and itemized deductions smaller and fewer since itemized deductions are for rich people.
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Nov 15, 2017 11:33
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now i talk to my gf and when i say "i know" it really means something
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Nov 15, 2017 11:35
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can you believe what happened today??
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Nov 15, 2017 11:36
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i know!
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Nov 15, 2017 11:36
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just seems more important now ya know?
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Nov 15, 2017 11:39
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suck a dick with your slow replys jesus christ
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Nov 15, 2017 11:47
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Gave up his vast fortunes to help fix this country, seems pretty self-explanatory.
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Nov 15, 2017 11:48
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MOOBS! posted:suck a dick with your slow replys jesus christ No offence moobs, but you could have put all all that stuff in a single post instead of multiple posts.
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Nov 15, 2017 11:53
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not looking to stifle myself bro
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Nov 15, 2017 11:57
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*seph
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Nov 15, 2017 11:59
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I honestly thought you were two people because of the avatars so change hat poo poo please
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Nov 15, 2017 12:02
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he proved that systemic inertia is not as powerful of a force as I was resigned to believing
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Nov 15, 2017 12:04
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I got a flat tire on a cold, stormy night a while ago. While I was out shivering in the sleet, jacking my car up, I saw the lights off an approaching car. Hoping it was a good Samaritan who might help, I stood up. The car, a limousine, slowed. The sun roof opened and The Donald emerged, and threw his glorious half full seven eleven cup full of diet Shasta orange at me. I was, unfortunately, not able to catch it and partake of it's healing flavor, as he obviously intended, and getting further drenched by the sugary ambrosia is most likely what gave me that pnumonia, but that's hardly his fault.
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Nov 15, 2017 12:08
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He's a nice source of entertainment.
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Vince MechMahon posted:I got a flat tire on a cold, stormy night a while ago. While I was out shivering in the sleet, jacking my car up, I saw the lights off an approaching car. Hoping it was a good Samaritan who might help, I stood up. The car, a limousine, slowed. The sun roof opened and The Donald emerged, and threw his glorious half full seven eleven cup full of diet Shasta orange at me. I was, unfortunately, not able to catch it and partake of it's healing flavor, as he obviously intended, and getting further drenched by the sugary ambrosia is most likely what gave me that pnumonia, but that's hardly his fault. 
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Nov 15, 2017 12:23
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Many many many many lols, folks. The best lols.
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Nov 15, 2017 12:30
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He gave me the satisfaction of seeing that snooty jewish exchange student crying her eyes out in the couch all afternoon.
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Nov 15, 2017 13:59
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He taught me there are good people on both sides.
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Nov 15, 2017 14:07
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he provided me an easy "in" with women by looking sympathetic and going "I know, it's so fascist" when they complain about Trump mandating pink razors cost more than blue ones
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Nov 15, 2017 14:11
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He gave me the gift of laughter.       
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Nov 15, 2017 14:18
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He is going to raise our taxes and take away our healthcare.
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Nov 15, 2017 14:22
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he broke my brain fully and completely and now I am a shell of a person wading through reality, too afraid to take my own life, and instead hoping I will be taken out in one of the many hate crimes or mass shootings he's inspired
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Nov 15, 2017 14:33
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Very presidential.
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Nov 15, 2017 14:35
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i've made a bunch of money doing nothing because the stock market is retarded
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