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maskenfreiheit posted:i almost hit a deer once, luckily i slammed on the brakes. it proceeded to stand in front of my car snorting so I revved the engine and it ran off. I hit one in a passenger van going 80 and drug it a couple hundred feet and the bitch was still alive they are def not pussies. Some random redneck came by and had his sheriff dad come shoot it which is pretty pussified I guess
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like a cigarette should posted:Deer are cute though. A goon would never kill and eat your family. But a deer...?
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Blue Train posted:I hit one in a passenger van going 80 and drug it a couple hundred feet and the bitch was still alive they are def not pussies. Some random redneck came by and had his sheriff dad come shoot it which is pretty pussified I guess Sucks that it suffered.
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There are approximately 2 million deer between my house and where I work 25 minutes away
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Thunder Sheep posted:There are approximately 2 million deer between my house and where I work 25 minutes away Probably both above and below the ground.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Sucks that it suffered. They were all over the interstate and shoulder and median and it was dark so I didn't see them in enough time to slow down adequately and I was in a company vehicle so I said gently caress it and sped up trying to ensure I killed it but nope
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Blue Train posted:They were all over the interstate and shoulder and median and it was dark so I didn't see them in enough time to slow down adequately and I was in a company vehicle so I said gently caress it and sped up trying to ensure I killed it but nope Nah I get it man, wasn't trying to rip on you. I always carry a knife myself but luckily I've never had to mercy kill anything as large as a deer. I just hate to see anything die slow. It's a drat shame.
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Dec 21, 2017 01:16
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Yea it was hosed but at least the guy showed up
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Dec 21, 2017 01:20
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if you see a deer while you're walking there's an actual danger that they'll see you, get spooked, and just run directly at you in terror because they're so loving dumb, ending your life
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A deer sacrificed himself to get me out of payments on my Hummer H3. Now I need one to do the same on my Toyota Tacoma. Godspeed kamikaze deer. 
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Dec 21, 2017 01:20
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Deer are tasty
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Dec 21, 2017 01:21
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gender illusionist posted:Deer are tasty
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gender illusionist posted:Deer are tasty
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compare them to crabs from the crab thread and there's really no contest
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my bro got a deer through his windshield way back. He saw it on the side of the road and slowed down, deer is just standing there. After honking horn, waving arms, etc the deer is still there so he starts slowly driving past. Gets alongside it and it freaks the gently caress out and jumps onto the hood and rolls into the windshield. Dumbass loving animals. Deer probably bled to death lmao
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Dec 21, 2017 01:37
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My dad had one come down the side of a hill, run alongside his truck then decide to ram the gently caress out of it with it's stupid headstabbies and tore the truck all to hell. $3000 in body damages. It was a sight to see. Dad shot the gently caress out of that deer, screamed at it, pissed on it and flung it down the other side of the hill.
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Dec 21, 2017 01:48
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I don't hunt but sometimes people give me venison. it's good. been a while though. someone mail me some sausage.
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Dec 21, 2017 01:50
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Prav posted:deer steak is real tasty
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Dec 21, 2017 01:52
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If anyone wants some sausage meet me behind the 7/11
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Dec 21, 2017 02:01
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The state should file insurance claims against drivers who hit deer since the deer cant
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Dec 21, 2017 02:04
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Tax the deer imo
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Same, but ax the deer. Chase one with a hatchet and chop until dead. Fireman carry the carcass back to your apartment.
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deer are a bunch of assholes!!!!
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Deer are a menace due to overpopulation but seriously guys don't kill an animal unless you're capable of killing it quickly. Nothing deserves to die slow. Naturally there's little you can do if you hit one with your car. But even then if you have a gun or a knife headshot the drat thing or cut its throat. Have some respect and some empathy. It's for this reason that I won't bowhunt yet. I'm not using heavy enough bows accurately enough to ensure a the quickest kill possible so for now I use a rifle.
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Seriously even trash rear end menace critters deserve a swift death. If you can't do that there's no shame in it, just don't try and end up gut shotting something so that it suffers and dies like two days later.
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Dec 21, 2017 02:18
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Hunting is fun & deer have sharp senses, but they’re dumb as gently caress. Had some deer sausage cooked in ponzu sauce & lemon-ginger risotto last week 
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Dec 21, 2017 02:19
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 So much deer
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Tough bastards too, you can blow out their hearts & they will still make it 20 yards on pure adrenaline Hell you can knock em down by bouncing one off their spine & you better chamber another or they’ll get up and run!
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Dec 21, 2017 02:22
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 Some deer are big deer. Don't mess with the big deer.
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Honky Dong Country posted:if you have a gun or a knife headshot the drat thing or cut its throat. I 360 noscope deers all day every day. Here's a gopro of me using a knife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-My1FlTW9-Y&t=66s
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Dec 21, 2017 02:26
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like a cigarette should posted:
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Dec 21, 2017 02:32
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I only almost hit 4 deer this fall, not a bad year for MN.
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like a cigarette should posted:Deer are cute though.
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There's only 3 animals I'd like to hunt at least once in my life : - deers because they are tasty and give a shitload of meat, also nobody is ever gonna miss them - rabbits because hey, I can eat that (also I guess the fur looks nice and I could made a cool hat out of it if I could find documentation on how to do it?) - boar, hogs, wild pigs and all that, because again, they look tasty and they are the closest there's is to a "dangerous game" around these parts because they are apparently extremely territorial and will charge any human that gets within range of the uh... sounder? apparently that's the right word. Anyway OP, bless you on your hunt, may you slay the deer infidel and harvest all its meat.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Last month I killed a buck and my brother killed a doe. Venison owns. Also I'm stripping the head of mine down to the skull and I'm gonna stick it on one of my bookshelves. ive never killed an animal. maybe like some bugs & fish or w.e tho, i guess. i prefer it this way.
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Smythe posted:ive never killed an animal. maybe like some bugs & fish or w.e tho, i guess. i prefer it this way. Depending on your location there is wildlife that requires slaying by humans to avoid overpopulation and starvation
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i would rather become friends with a deer, and pet it, than shoot it dead with guns or run it over with a car.
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Smythe posted:i would rather become friends with a deer, and pet it, than shoot it dead with guns or run it over with a car. I would as well if they at least brought you donuts more often https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQKtpmW5Aq4
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Blue Train posted:Depending on your location there is wildlife that requires slaying by humans to avoid overpopulation and starvation i rather eat a pizza than rip a deers skin off its body and cut its guts up to barbecue or whatever it is country people do with their dominated deer
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Smythe posted:i rather eat a pizza than rip a deers skin off its body and cut its guts up to barbecue or whatever it is country people do with their dominated deer Cheese is cow rape
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