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Making this to free up discussion from the other murder thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3844054 Deer loving suck. There is literally no reason to have deer other than to eat them. Just look at them.  They are disgusting, tick-infested pieces of poo poo and a bullet to the heart is too clean a death for those walking piles of genetic failure. They are like a horse on meth, all jittery and skittish all the loving time causing billions of dollars in damage to cars and farmland http://www.deeralliance.com/node/35 Deer also destroy forests and crowd out native species to permit more invasive and destructive species in; so dumb they will eat themselves out of homes and then die in agony over winter starvation with the forests unsalvagable. They're disgusting and repulsive and they make sounds like the souls of aborted babies in hell make when they gasp for air as they rise up from a lake of boiling blood. Did you know that Lyme disease, a disease commonly carried by ticks that are commonly found on deer, got it's name from the town of Lyme, Connecticut? This entire website is a pro-read on why deer are loving garbage. Here's one breaking down the correlation that with more deer=more ticks=more Lyme disease: http://www.deeralliance.com/node/10 And here's another beaking down why deer suck in general: http://www.deeralliance.com/node/5 quote:Unmanaged deer herds have the potential to double in size every 2 years* And did you know that there are so many loving deer crammed there, there is now a deer-based ebola virus trying to kill them? http://www.courant.com/politics/hc-news-deer-disease-spotted-20171025-story.html quote:The virus may reduce Connecticut’s very large deer population. Some areas in Connecticut are believed to have more than 40 deer per square mile, although some hunters are skeptical of such estimates. I am not saying this lightly: kill all the deer and eat their flesh
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Will do, OP!
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i almost hit a deer once, luckily i slammed on the brakes. it proceeded to stand in front of my car snorting so I revved the engine and it ran off. Deer are pussies!
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Dec 21, 2017 00:21
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They need deer condoms
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Dec 21, 2017 00:25
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That Robot posted:They need deer condoms Those exist. They're called bullets, arrows, and wolves  Im Ready for DEATH posted:I killed 2 deer just last week May your harvests be numerous, and theirs scarce 
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Dec 21, 2017 00:28
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I killed 2 deer just last week Shot the mama doe and her 3 babies behind her were like WTF just happened. So I ejected the shell and loaded another and killed one of her babies. The other 2 retards figured out that they should run away at this point and skedaddled. Even in the liberal rear end state of NY, here on long island you can basically kill as many antlerless deer as you want. There's so many that it actually saves them the pain of starving to death once they strip all the vegetation bare.
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https://twitter.com/Satar_Gaza/status/943350444046340097
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Dec 21, 2017 00:28
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Freeloading fucks. 
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Dec 21, 2017 00:32
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lol at chocolate deer but those guys are definitely all getting run over now theyre all domesticated and stuff
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Dec 21, 2017 00:32
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The Walrus posted:lol at chocolate deer but those guys are definitely all getting run over now theyre all domesticated and stuff I bet deer are used to eating "chocolate" after they ate themselves and everybody else out of homes like the retards they are.
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Dec 21, 2017 00:33
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You are an idiot if you hit a deer with your car
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Dec 21, 2017 00:36
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EorayMel posted:I bet deer are used to eating "chocolate" after they ate themselves and everybody else out of homes like the retards they are. counterpoint, they are cute. also, i always think your avatar is a rabbit when i first glance at it. its very odd. (and not that I think the cat looks like a rabbit, like i see a rabbit in the picture in a totally different position than where the cat is. maybe im dying)
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Dec 21, 2017 00:39
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The Walrus posted:counterpoint, they are cute. Rabbits, eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NEYkExmbRA&t=68s
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Dec 21, 2017 00:40
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awww cute
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Deer are dope op
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feeding them until they show up with like 50 deer buddies then going Stephen Paddock on them from the balcony is actually a decent strategy
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Dec 21, 2017 00:41
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deer are good its humans that are bad actually
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I shot a momma deer and one large boy baby last and have mostly been surviving on the meat since.
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A deer nearly killed my wife. The idiot deer jumped over the divider of the highway and landed on the hood/front window of her car and loving exploded all over it. Kill every deer or they'll kill us all.
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:A deer nearly killed my wife. The idiot deer jumped over the divider of the highway and landed on the hood/front window of her car and loving exploded all over it. humans deserve to die
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The Walrus posted:humans deserve to die all life is equally worthless
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We just need more wolves
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There's like 90,000 deer out where I live and they just hang out wherever. You can score shitloads of roadkill for your dogs if you're into that and you're nearby when it happens. I live about 15 miles outside of the edge of town and you could probably pick up 20 a day if you just ran around looking for them. I do not do this. The vultures are fat as gently caress though. There's also a lot of loose cows and sometimes feral cow packs happen if a farmer loses his shirt and he turns his cows loose. loving assholes charge your car if you honk at them.
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deer steak is real tasty
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:There's like 90,000 deer out where I live and they just hang out wherever. You can score shitloads of roadkill for your dogs if you're into that and you're nearby when it happens. I live about 15 miles outside of the edge of town and you could probably pick up 20 a day if you just ran around looking for them. I do not do this. The vultures are fat as gently caress though. good why are you honking at cows, share the road with your cow friends
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Dec 21, 2017 00:50
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Anyone who thinks deer are cute are straight retards.
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Dec 21, 2017 00:51
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Get a gun (or bow) and go kill some deer. They're made out of meat you know.  Seriously, if you want to stop supporting factory farming either start hunting, or buy bullets for a friend who hunts (so he'll give you meat).
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Dec 21, 2017 00:54
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Deer are cool
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If Hitler had just gassed deer instead of people he'd be a hero.
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Dec 21, 2017 00:58
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Deer are cute and kind animals, but p loving dumb. The same car: - Doe jumps out in front of me while I'm going 55mph on a country highway. Doe dead, car front end smashed. - Stopped at a stop sign in a neighborhood. Buck walking in someone's yard decides I'm a threat, and charges my front passenger fender. He walks away dazed; no damage to my car, both of us were left confused.
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They'd invent a new, better Nobel and call it the Hitler Award.
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oh, dear!
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I want to pet a deer
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Smythe posted:I want to pet a deer 
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Smythe posted:Deer are cool ...to kill and eat. I clipped one a few weeks ago on my way to work. I saw it coming from a fair distance so I started to swerve and adjust my speed to avoid him AND THE FUCKER WAS GOING RIGHT TOWARD ME. Stupid poo poo clipped the side rear of my car and luckily didn't do any damage. Oh sure everybody is all "but they're cute and cool" but if you live in the reaches of metro areas they're everywhere like giant antlered suicidal flies wanting to dive headfirst into your grill. gently caress deer.
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Deer are cute though. Goons are significantly less cute than deer. If a deer and a goon ran out in front of my car at night, as they are prone to do, I know which way to turn the wheel.
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Dec 21, 2017 01:04
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Smythe posted:I want to pet a deer Same tho
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like a cigarette should posted:Deer are cute though. Is this deer a goon?
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like a cigarette should posted:Deer are cute though. this human gets it. friggin gets it.
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Last month I killed a buck and my brother killed a doe. Venison owns. Also I'm stripping the head of mine down to the skull and I'm gonna stick it on one of my bookshelves.
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