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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Cubone posted:

okay back it up fellas, I don't think anybody's saying they don't like cum on their face

*whipes sweat off forehead with a rag and deeply exhales in relief*

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What's not good is we're going to have an entire generation dependent on Spider-Man/Elsa costumes and on-demand farting to reproduce and I fear that may result in low birth rates :ohdear:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
One time I pulled out during missionary & got just the right angle that it hit the poor lady in the eye. Completely unintentional!

Fututor Magnus
Feb 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i buy obscure cinematic feminist porns because those are the hottest pornographic films around objectively for heterosexual men.

other than that, amateur pornography beats all the professional stuff.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

myDad posted:

One time I pulled out during missionary & got just the right angle that it hit the poor lady in the eye. Completely unintentional!
did this...um...lady... go through with the whole "eye for an eye?"

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

a hole-y ghost posted:

did this...um...lady... go through with the whole "eye for an eye?"

She had a good laugh over it

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

Did guys before now really have a better idea though? I doubt it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a swift kick in the sack :D

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

if you can't beat em scrotum:D

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

I remember pick making some pretty interesting posts about this, about how it can condition men into a voyeur/observer mindset and thereby into avoiding actual sex. at least I think it was pick?
Sounds like pick, and I see the point, but libido remains libido you know? Plus, yknow, kids are still being born so some people are loving.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

mind the walrus posted:

some people are loving.

I presume you have some evidence to back this up?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I can't denounce people saying the way porn is being dispensed is bad psychologically but everyone who thinks they've keyed in on exactly what's happening or gonna happen are loving soothsayers.

Who loving knows, oversaturation to sexual stimulation may cause a violent counter-reaction and w may be living victorian-esque lives in 15 years with huge revivals in faith.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

moose face posted:

Well yeah because the current state of POV style pornography is loving weird. Its super gratuitous and creates weird expectations. When i was a kid it was basically "hnnnggg naked women.... i lkle2 this hnnnggg."
Maybe it's also because of the rising fetish markets made possible by the internet, but it's getting to the point where depictions of "regular" sexual intercourse doesn't cut it for demand anymore; it seems like the audience wants things to get more and more extreme and hardcore in order to be exciting.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Cubone posted:

I presume you have some evidence to back this up?
I didn't bring enough for the whole class

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Agent Escalus posted:

Maybe it's also because of the rising fetish markets made possible by the internet, but it's getting to the point where depictions of "regular" sexual intercourse doesn't cut it for demand anymore; it seems like the audience wants things to get more and more extreme and hardcore in order to be exciting.

The only people who pay for porn still want that stuff, so it will be the only thing getting made.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I think that guy who did a Porn Producer/Star AMA said that they call all the weirdos who love anal 'raincoaters' because as long as you give them what they want (anal) they'll show up no matter what.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
1st time i went online it was on IDT dial up with my dad and he typed "bad boys" into the search idk which 1 it was probs the isp search and it returned a site called The Cave which was porno. i remeber this moment. he ofc says this is wrong website and goes to like the zoo website or w/e idk something for kids like idk. anyways im a twisted fetishist to this day but do i blame the web? no. i was getting horned since b4 then. i dont blame the web. the web is only a means to an end, the horn is within your soul. your chakra. im 32. 85 kids represent itt. greetings.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
aslo lol if u havent produced adult content for clips4sale, pretty sad imo. easy to do in 2012-18 or whatever. make a vid of a chick saying ur a fag or whatever into the cam and collect free cuck bucks. type GG money in console for 16k

Kicked Throat
Apr 12, 2005

Smythe posted:

im 32. 85 kids represent itt.
Hell, same.

After 15+ years of internet porno I made a nice clean break last October. My wanton crave for flesh has made me feel like a teenager again. Too bad I have crippling social anxiety or I'd give some lady what for.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Kicked Throat posted:

Hell, same.

After 15+ years of internet porno I made a nice clean break last October. My wanton crave for flesh has made me feel like a teenager again. Too bad I have crippling social anxiety or I'd give some lady what for.

wait 4 nofap november OP. u can have many other charge your crystal

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I diagnose this whole forum with low test.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I probably watch more porn than is healthy and also I had sex today and it was fairly normal stuff.



Motherfucker posted:

I diagnose this whole forum with low test.

Smythe posted:

aslo lol if u havent produced adult content for clips4sale, pretty sad imo. easy to do in 2012-18 or whatever. make a vid of a chick saying ur a fag or whatever into the cam and collect free cuck bucks. type GG money in console for 16k

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Can't wait to hear a bunch of 30 somethings talking about what those darn kids are up to these days

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i hear sometimes they have sex and they're not even married

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

i hear sometimes they have sex and they're not even married

Wtf!?

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
sometimes they even touch each other's nasties with their mouths

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
whats up with all these pornstars who killed themselves? shame

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

It turns out that some porn stars are really depressed and public hostility can push them over the edge.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

What's not good is we're going to have an entire generation dependent on Spider-Man/Elsa costumes and on-demand farting to reproduce and I fear that may result in low birth rates :ohdear:

oh no, low birth rates. what a dire problem, since we are running out of humans.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Of course it's going to gently caress with kids minds

It's not just exposure to vanilla porn, it's exposure to all the hardcore weird poo poo as well. A 10 year old kid could watch a movie about Cindy being hosed in the rear end by 3 cocks and then a movie about 3d animated my little pony deepthroat porn in the span of a minute if he wanted to. The porn is so condensed everywhere now, even the weirdest categories of porn

If I had been exposed to this as a kid and had a device (iphone/computer) that could view this every moment of every day I'd probably have been hosed up as a kid

Attitudes and thoughts about sex are probably going to change massively in 15-20 years once these new generations start to grow up properly and start rulin the world

Fartbox fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jan 15, 2018

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

myDad posted:

One time I pulled out during missionary & got just the right angle that it hit the poor lady in the eye. Completely unintentional!

I wish I could cum this hard, I cum a lot but with little force so it just usually ends up around her belly sigh

cum stories itt

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Oh no not the attitudes to sex, changing.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005




Yeah, that's the spot right there!

We've lost an entire generation of potential furtive code breakers thanks to the demise of the ol' scrambled channels.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Agent Escalus posted:

Maybe it's also because of the rising fetish markets made possible by the internet, but it's getting to the point where depictions of "regular" sexual intercourse doesn't cut it for demand anymore; it seems like the audience wants things to get more and more extreme and hardcore in order to be exciting.

if you know any teachers who teach sex ed or general health classes, ask them the kind of questions they're getting asked by teenagers. it's insane.

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Back in 2000 I spent like a month cranking them out to the athletes in the Sydney Olympic Games and I've had fond memories of the Olympics ever since

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Syncopated posted:

Oh no not the attitudes to sex, changing.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

A Bakers Cousin posted:

It's already having a huge impact in hook up culture. Pretty sure a lot of teens think sex is getting head for twenty minutes and then busting onto a girls face.

To be young again.

I read an article where some institute had surveyed teenagers about their sexual experiences compared to porn and all the girls basically said ‘the dicks are a lot smaller in real life, the guys don’t last very long but it does always finish with cum on my face like the movies’ so basically we’ve created a generation of women wanting donkey dicked supermen accepting of non-vanilla kinks destined to spend their lives unfulfilled :allears:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I wish a girl would come on my face!!

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I jerked off to that weird sci-fi music video of Björk as a robot kissing herself

I jerked off to so many non pornographic things

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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
They're all gunna be into incest

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