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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
When i was young there was no readily available internet. The first encounters with pornography i ever had were with magazines people dumped in the bushes in a vacant lot we used to catch snakes in. I don't know who left them, or why. What I do know is that these ancient sages decided to pass smut on to the next generation. Not out of obligation to man or creed but to the pursuit of knowledge.

The relics were valuable to us. Afraid to keep them in our houses our of fear of them being found these sacred pages were kept in tupperware containers and buried in backyards. Waiting for midday trysts.

On weekends there was scrambled porn. Sure we thought we saw a boob, well maybe it was a guy's butt but the sounds of sex were there. Later a buddy would give you a floppy disk with some badly photoshopped celebrity faces on some nude models. Melissa joan hart, gillian anderson, sarah michelle gellar. Copy disk to c:/ and you learn to become intimately aware of every low quality jpeg. You almost know them.

Now kids can get HD hardcore porn instantly on their phones while they wait for their bus. Had anyone considered the impact this will have?

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

moose face posted:

Had anyone considered the impact this will have?
Better orgasms for lonely teens?

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.
PREPARE TO BE JACKHAMMERED LADY I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE LEEEEEEROYYY

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
holy cow the gents tag

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

Well yeah because the current state of POV style pornography is loving weird. Its super gratuitous and creates weird expectations. When i was a kid it was basically "hnnnggg naked women.... i lkle2 this hnnnggg."

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I remember pick making some pretty interesting posts about this, about how it can condition men into a voyeur/observer mindset and thereby into avoiding actual sex. at least I think it was pick?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
It's already having a huge impact in hook up culture. Pretty sure a lot of teens think sex is getting head for twenty minutes and then busting onto a girls face.

To be young again.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Bring back Cinemax after dark

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Thank God we finally have a tag appropriate for mustache-related arguments

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

a hole-y ghost posted:

I remember pick making some pretty interesting posts about this, about how it can condition men into a voyeur/observer mindset and thereby into avoiding actual sex. at least I think it was pick?


A Bakers Cousin posted:

It's already having a huge impact in hook up culture. Pretty sure a lot of teens think sex is getting head for twenty minutes and then busting onto a girls face.

To be young again.

Is this what happens now? Do they instagram it? Weird

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
See also: Aziz Ansari

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Idk man imagine when it was only cinema. Like everyone said it took a dive when it went to videotape in terms of production. Now people can do high quality digital poo poo for p cheap but its like the cheesiness is still there from the vhs era. People could do cinematic poo poo but people just wanna get off in 5 minutes now. People aren’t acting out making love they’re literally just sport loving and filming it now. Which is cool but like there’s no erotic film any more. And the cinema that used to be cheeky like 007 is just sexless now because people don’t want their poo poo called porn. There’s literally like no erotic poo poo on the big screen anymore and the internet is hypersexualized and geared toward near instant gratification and disposable poo poo. Idk it’s like society is too loving ashamed to watch anything sexual in any sort of group setting because it’s always going to offend somebody’s tastes. :shrug:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Bring back Cinemax after dark

Oh dude i used to watch showcase after dark religiously. Red shoe diaries, the hitchhiker, even foreign films from more sexually liberated countries where you knew there was going to be something good.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

Thanks to science & technology, pussy is now optional.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Thanks to science & technology, pussy is now optional.
babies will be directly star trek beamed up into space ships and right into red shirt uniforms

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Thanks to science & technology, pussy is now optional.

lol no way nerd. Pussy is legit

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a hole-y ghost posted:

babies will be directly star trek beamed up into space ships and right into red shirt uniforms

To the Rape Planet, warp factor 8 Mr. Sulu!

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

moose face posted:

lol no way nerd. Pussy is legit

To the Rape Planet, warp factor 8 Mr. Sulu!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


porn doesn't make young people want to gently caress so wrongly they'll never figure it out or whatever. it just makes older desperate dudes settle for 12 hour edge seshes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

basic hitler posted:

porn doesn't make young people want to gently caress so wrongly they'll never figure it out or whatever. it just makes older desperate dudes settle for 12 hour edge seshes

Yeah if it wasn’t for lesbian porn I would have been clueless about foreplay and it’s not like there’s a ton of straight girls out there who can show you how to eat a pussy. :shrug:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I don't think it's that big of a problem. Teens having sex is always going to be an awkward, painful and confusing experience regardless.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Away all Goats posted:

I don't think it's that big of a problem. Teens having sex is always going to be an awkward, painful and confusing experience regardless.

I dunno dude it was all great to me

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


if you didn't cry your first time you're a bad lover probably

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I like to have sex and also jerk off

Bleh Maestro
Aug 30, 2003
Ditto having porn buried in a secret stash and watching blurred/discolored porn on the X-rated channels. And pausing movies like Species for a jerk off.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the best sex move is that standing 69 where the porno guy picks the girl up and flips her upside down. girls love that.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


whoa i just invented a wrestling move

so it starts with two dudes doing the standing 69 and they're both suckin' each others dicks ok? then you hear the undertaker intro music and the first guy tombstones the other dude - and the impact causes them to simultaneously bite each others dicks off.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tom Gorman posted:

whoa i just invented a wrestling move

so it starts with two dudes doing the standing 69 and they're both suckin' each others dicks ok? then you hear the undertaker intro music and the first guy tombstones the other dude - and the impact causes them to simultaneously bite each others dicks off.

Vince McMahon just dashed out of his house naked running hundreds of miles screaming for his producers to film this

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tom Gorman posted:

whoa i just invented a wrestling move

so it starts with two dudes doing the standing 69 and they're both suckin' each others dicks ok? then you hear the undertaker intro music and the first guy tombstones the other dude - and the impact causes them to simultaneously bite each others dicks off.

This is amazing

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I jerked off to the opening scene of Best Defense. Easily Eddie Murphy's worst movie.

edit: also the scene where Dudley Moore's coworker comes on to him in lingerie

Kak fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Jan 15, 2018

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

nobody wanted this pick thread to be resurrected

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Tom Gorman posted:

whoa i just invented a wrestling move

so it starts with two dudes doing the standing 69 and they're both suckin' each others dicks ok? then you hear the undertaker intro music and the first guy tombstones the other dude - and the impact causes them to simultaneously bite each others dicks off.

You forgot to say "DO NOT STEAL".

So I'm stealing.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Tom Gorman posted:

whoa i just invented a wrestling move

so it starts with two dudes doing the standing 69 and they're both suckin' each others dicks ok? then you hear the undertaker intro music and the first guy tombstones the other dude - and the impact causes them to simultaneously bite each others dicks off.

You need a catchy name for that move, mister.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

To be fair I bet a lot of guys had no clue in the sack before internet porn too.

At least now you can google the clitoris whereas 100 years ago the entire concept of a female orgasm was hotly contentious.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

You need a catchy name for that move, mister.

The Colonel Cancer

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Spinster posted:

I have and it's bound to have a giant impact. Loads of guys are going to have no idea what actually feels good to women in the sack.

Aren't we already there? We've been at the point for a few years now where you need to tell young dudes that no, blasting your girlfriend in the face with your spunk isn't actually something most people do or are into. And look at the Asiz Ansari fingers-down-throat routine straight out of porn.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Candiru posted:

Aren't we already there? We've been at the point for a few years now where you need to tell young dudes that no, blasting your girlfriend in the face with your spunk isn't actually something most people do or are into. And look at the Asiz Ansari fingers-down-throat routine straight out of porn.

Yes, we are already there.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Who are you to say what most people are into tho? If people do it and like it what's the problem?

You don't like a little cum in your face??

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
okay back it up fellas, I don't think anybody's saying they don't like cum on their face

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