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Man this decision is harder then I thought. Come on goons I need some real life changing advice
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My Linux Rig posted:But it would drive away chuds from my personal life and I gotta say that’s worth it all on its own It'd drive chuds away but it'd also attract Facebook progressives like moths to a porch light and the way Facebook progressives are that's almost as bad.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:43
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Change your full name to her name, then steal her identity.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:43
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504 posted:Unless your last name is "Schindler" and you happen to be Oscar Schindler (for example) your name is utterly and totally meaningless. Omg there it is, the real advice Thank you whoever you are, names really are meaningless and hyphenated ones are a pain in the rear end. I can’t wait until my signature no longer requires an entire line
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Jan 21, 2018 02:44
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EvilJoven posted:It'd drive chuds away but it'd also attract Facebook progressives like moths to a porch light and the way Facebook progressives are that's almost as bad. Idk I think seeing posts about how someone was misgendered is more tolerable then seeing posts from some chud saying we need to kill all Jews but maybe that’s just my opinion!
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Jan 21, 2018 02:46
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everyone's last name is now Chud
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Jan 21, 2018 02:49
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Egbert Souse posted:Both of you change your last name to Shitlord Quite the first response lol.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:51
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504 posted:Unless your last name is "Schindler" and you happen to be Oscar Schindler (for example) your name is utterly and totally meaningless. So...names are utterly and totally meaningless but double barreled names cause people to make assumptions about you due to the nature of your name? 
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Jan 21, 2018 02:55
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Mr.Tophat posted:So...names are utterly and totally meaningless but double barreled names cause people to make assumptions about you due to the nature of your name? my name used to be buck doublebarrel until my mom made me change it back to my birth name, bonhomous fey 
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Jan 21, 2018 02:58
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Mr.Tophat posted:So...names are utterly and totally meaningless but double barreled names cause people to make assumptions about you due to the nature of your name? See people have opinions and sometimes those opinions guide how they treat you and sometimes those people are policemen and when you say your last name they ask you why you smell like whiskey and haven’t washed in weeks and then you say cause you’ve had a lovely week but that doesn’t stop them from putting you in a drunk tank now does it?
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Jan 21, 2018 02:58
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my last name is completely retarded and overly long and my wife still took it do with that knowledge what you will will jump on the hyphenated names are stupid as gently caress bandwagon, though. do anything to avoid that.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:58
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That Goldstein fella seems like a real team player, real salt of the earth you know, just the kind of person we need. We should invite them to our neo-nazi rally next rally. Wait what? He's a what? Mein Gott, how could I have known? I'll never be able show my hood in secret again!
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Jan 21, 2018 02:58
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I would stick it to my parents and change my last name to hers. Get the last laugh! You also get feminism points and you know you owe us.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:00
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My Linux Rig posted:See people have opinions and sometimes those opinions guide how they treat you and sometimes those people are policemen and when you say your last name they ask you why you smell like whiskey and haven’t washed in weeks and then you say cause you’ve had a lovely week but that doesn’t stop them from putting you in a drunk tank now does it? I shall wait for the telephone call to arrive to confirm who I am, and then I shall tell the police officer that they call me MISTER Tibbs.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:00
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Legally change your name to her father's name but keep it a secret until the day of the wedding. No better way to show respect IMO.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:00
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Damo posted:my last name is completely retarded and overly long and my wife still took it Nice humblebrag about your "last name"'
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Jan 21, 2018 03:01
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when i move out of home in changing my name to pontifex dawkins
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Jan 21, 2018 03:03
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My Linux Rig posted:names really are meaningless On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other. As to hyphenated names, people respond more positively to easy to pronounce names. As such, they will probably judge a hyphenated name less positively even if they are progressive minded folk.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:03
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Dropping last names entirely is a sure way of saving time at work
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Jan 21, 2018 03:04
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Moon Atari posted:On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:04
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While I might not be able to tell much about you from your name, I can certainly tell you a lot about your parents. So with this in mind, I'm here to tell you that Jon Snow is the rightful heir, no, you cannot see my manager, and no, we don't have your loving dragons.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:04
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When I'm overly happy, which it seems like you are now, I tend to be an rear end in a top hat. But I don't care cause I'm happy. Anyway that's my advice for the naming dilemma.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:05
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Moon Atari posted:On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other. This is informative, but not an informed joke. Rated 1/5
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Jan 21, 2018 03:06
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Moon Atari posted:On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other. Those are a bunch of bullshit initial studies and I’ll wait tell the studies that verify them tyvm
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Jan 21, 2018 03:06
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Sensual Simian posted:Dropping last names entirely is a sure way of saving time at work God drat the true geniuses of this forum are coming forward, I really should do a single name, it would make everything so simple!
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Jan 21, 2018 03:08
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My Linux Rig posted:Those are a bunch of bullshit initial studies and I’ll wait tell the studies that verify them tyvm *double take*
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Jan 21, 2018 03:08
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I do know that if you have a weird or hard to pronounce name you're more likely to have your resume tossed into the reject pile. Seen it happen. All these parents giving their kids stupid names are setting them up for failure. Don't set yourself up for failure by deliberately making your name weird.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:11
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Change your second name to Mario and then have a son called Luigi and then then make another thread and we'll let you know where to go from there
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Jan 21, 2018 03:11
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EvilJoven posted:I do know that if you have a weird or hard to pronounce name you're more likely to have your resume tossed into the reject pile. Seen it happen. All these parents giving their kids stupid names are setting them up for failure. Don’t worry, I’m already setting them up for failure with my terrible genes
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Jan 21, 2018 03:12
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EvilJoven posted:I do know that if you have a weird or hard to pronounce name you're more likely to have your resume tossed into the reject pile. Seen it happen. All these parents giving their kids stupid names are setting them up for failure. Also, seriously, don't get lazy or try and speedrun the whole raising a child thing, no-one wants to hire AAAAAAAAA
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Jan 21, 2018 03:13
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My Linux Rig posted:Those are a bunch of bullshit initial studies and I’ll wait tell the studies that verify them tyvm They have all been replicated and are highly cited, I just have a preference for primary sources. The first letter bias in particular is decades old and has been replicated numerous times, and has been propagated into general psych consensus to such a degree that it shows up in every intro textbook. But my thread goal is to needlessly complicate your dilemma in order to cause you discomfort, so it is understandable you would want to dismiss it.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:14
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My Linux Rig posted:Don’t worry, I’m already setting them up for failure with my terrible genes Call them Precrispr It'll be funny in a few years, trust me
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Jan 21, 2018 03:15
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Moon Atari posted:They have all been replicated and are highly cited, I just have a preference for primary sources. The first letter bias in particular is decades old and has been replicated numerous times, and has been propagated into general psych consensus to such a degree that it shows up in every intro textbook. Well congrats I dismissed your post so hard that I literally only read the first and last sentence and still think I’m right
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Jan 21, 2018 03:16
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I really don't know what to tell you about your current situation but I DO know that Bush did 9/11 and that the aftermath is still felt today, both in America and abroad, OP
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Jan 21, 2018 03:17
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Tom Gorman posted:I really don't know what to tell you about your current situation but I DO know that Bush did 9/11 and that the aftermath is still felt today, both in America and abroad, OP That is a very true and insightful post, thank you Tom
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Jan 21, 2018 03:18
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Tom Gorman posted:I really don't know what to tell you about your current situation but I DO know that Bush did 9/11 and that the aftermath is still felt today, both in America and abroad, OP 9/11 wouldn't have started a war if it had happened on 1/1 or 6/9. People would be like, do you remember 6/9 and patriots would be like, "hell yeah brother, nice"
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Jan 21, 2018 03:19
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Mr.Tophat posted:9/11 wouldn't have started a war if it had happened on 1/1 or 6/9. People would be like, do you remember 6/9 and patriots would be like, "hell yeah brother, nice" I take my previous post back, this is the true insightful post, thank YOU mr tophat
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Jan 21, 2018 03:20
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My Linux Rig posted:I take my previous post back, this is the true insightful post, thank YOU mr tophat A second compliment has hit the ego
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Jan 21, 2018 03:22
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Moon Atari posted:On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other. Names are important. That's why you usually have two. A birth one, and then once you are inducted or whatever you get your second one. Usually the birth name is called a 'Christian' name, but I'm old-fashioned.
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each keep your own name. no one cares and changing your name is a pain in the rear end
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