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So I’m going to marry my wonderful fiancé this year cause she’s the one that is cool and not incredibly loving crazy like all the other girls in Idaho so the question is what do I do with the last name?? Since I’m an male American and thus the worst kind of idiot, I want to stick with my name cause of male pride. I won’t tell you what it is cause I’m neurotic and paranoid but it’s a combination of my parents last name so it’s hyphenated. Despite being terrible parents, they’re still together so it’s not cause of a divorce. Then there’s my fiancé and she wants to keep her name cause her family is cool but they’ve only had daughters so if they were to go by caveman rules, then they’re name would be gone after one generation. But here’s my genius plan, I’m gonna take parts of them and combine them in a way that makes sense! Anyway, the true point of this thread was to waste your time, so if you read this, then I accomplished my task. Take that, you shitlord.
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Both of you change your last name to Shitlord
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Jan 21, 2018 01:57
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Name yourselves after your favorite Linux distro (which should be Arch).
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Jan 21, 2018 01:58
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this thread is useless without the actual names like if you're ramsbottom-heaphy and she's buttman and you're combining to make ramsbutt-heaphy then just pick a new one for all of you.
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Jan 21, 2018 01:58
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Also I’m drinking Elysian spacedust tonight, which is the best beer. Why am I telling you this? Cause I can, eat it you fucks.
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Jan 21, 2018 01:59
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I'm King Solomon and your last name will be Nobody
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Jan 21, 2018 02:00
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change your name to worthless dumbshit
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Jan 21, 2018 02:01
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just do it you gently caress
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Jan 21, 2018 02:01
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Egbert Souse posted:Both of you change your last name to Shitlord Tempting but I’ll leave that name to the true shitlord which is you Pawn 17 posted:Name yourselves after your favorite Linux distro (which should be Arch). But I hate Linux despite my name you see it’s ironic in more ways then one I’ll leave that to you to figure out Shithouse Dave posted:this thread is useless without the actual names Too bad use your imagination you millennial gently caress
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Jan 21, 2018 02:02
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theyre both last names passed down through the male line so instead of mashing them unpronounceably together just cancel your engagement
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Jan 21, 2018 02:02
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make a new name
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Jan 21, 2018 02:04
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My Linux Rig posted:But I hate Linux despite my name you see it’s ironic in more ways then one Why don't you like Linux? I think we need to table this last name discussion and get you educated on the benefits of running Linux.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:04
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go to the nearest landfill and eat all the garbage
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Jan 21, 2018 02:04
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:change your name to worthless dumbshit Nefarious 2.0 posted:just do it you gently caress Tempting cause that name would match reality but no cause let’s be honest who would hire someone called dumbshit if they’re a professional Maybe if they were a truck driver cause who needs a smart person behind the wheel apparently not the entirety of the American economy based on how many wrecks i see on snowy passes
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Jan 21, 2018 02:04
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godDAMn this guy is spitting some fire tonight!! Trolls beware@!
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Jan 21, 2018 02:05
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:go to the nearest landfill and eat all the garbage
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Jan 21, 2018 02:05
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ive also reported u for the phrases 'wonderful fiance' and 'shes the one that is cool...not like the other girls' on tbe grounds of a suspected hostage situation
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Jan 21, 2018 02:08
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Lol he thinks he found the non-crazy one guys First engaged dude to ever think so
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Jan 21, 2018 02:09
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Pawn 17 posted:Why don't you like Linux? I think we need to table this last name discussion and get you educated on the benefits of running Linux. Look Linux works great on servers but as soon as they try to branch out to people who don’t have a working knowledge on cs, it gets terrible. Orkin Mang posted:ive also reported u for the phrases 'wonderful fiance' and 'shes the one that is cool...not like the other girls' on tbe grounds of a suspected hostage situation What are you doing on this forum, you’re way too insightful to be a goon
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UNCUT PHILISTINE posted:Lol he thinks he found the non-crazy one guys I know right??? I’m also the first one to discover how to masturbate, see you just need to wiggle it around a lot and then things happen
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Jan 21, 2018 02:11
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=astDnnm2gKQ
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Jan 21, 2018 02:14
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Hyphenate, pick a new name or just not change your names. Bing bong simple.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:15
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If you are so concerned with stuff like this, you should know she is your fiancee...you are her fiance. These are French words, and, no, I don't know how to type the accent, but I'm not the one who's engaged. E: Oh, I took it, all right.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:16
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Thus goes the curse I cast upon you: In creating a new surname or hyphenated surname your fiance is going to insist on keeping the entirety of her/her father's surname, while yours will need to be compromised and truncated since it is already hyphenated and having a three surname hyphenation is a little much. You will feel slightly awkward about your surname being the one sacrificed, but will try to suppress that feeling as you consider it a shameful form of masculine pride. Your spouse has the exact same desire to preserve her own surname, but it is okay because she is a woman, making an insistance on her own identity at the expense of the combined married identity woke rather than regressive. You will never be able to fully come to terms with your mixed feelings about this, meaning that your new surname will forever be a source of slight discomfort rather than the pride and happiness it should bring.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:21
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You can name your kids what you want. Her changing her name or vice-versa doesn't matter. To retain the line, tell the stories. As long as you tell the stories, the line continues and the blood is there. I'm still a Seward even though my lineage switched with my Great-Grandmother. I'm still a Sherer, even though the line switched with my other Great-Grandmother. I'm still a Swayze (Sweezey) even though that shift happened in the 1700's when a Swayze married a Seward. I know these things because the stories are passed down. Just tell the stories and the line remains intact.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:25
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Flip a coin and whoever loses takes the new last name
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Jan 21, 2018 02:30
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mostlygray posted:You can name your kids what you want. Her changing her name or vice-versa doesn't matter. You’re right! I just need to lie to my kids, why have I never thought of this? I’ll just combine them in a cool way and tell my kids that the name came from my grandfather who died fist fighting hitler himself But hitler lost so badly that he ate a cyanide pill and died in a lonely bunker That’s how good his hand to hand skills were, he made the embodiment of nationalism kill himself out of pure humiliation
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Jan 21, 2018 02:30
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If this is an honest red-blooded God-fearing union of man and woman then she should have no qualms whatsoever with taking the man’s name, as taking hers would make you sound/look like a weakling in the workplace and the patriarchy is under attack right now so us bros have to stick together.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:31
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Care Bear Stairs posted:Flip a coin and whoever loses takes the new last name Leave it to fate? Now that’s a pretty cool way to do it Why decide for myself what it will be? I’ll leave it to the universe to decide what it’ll be cause god know I’m the product of its decision to smash stars together Or something like that, anyway flipping a coin sounds easy I just need a coin
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Jan 21, 2018 02:32
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Change name to Dickfuck McGooch
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My Linux Rig posted:I know right??? Uh i don't think you've discovered how to masturbate
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Jan 21, 2018 02:35
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There's so much red tape in a man changing his last name it'll drive you insane while trying to do it. It'll also make you sound kinda like a bitchmade beta. But it'll get you tons of likes on progressive Facebook groups!
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Sensual Simian posted:If this is an honest red-blooded God-fearing union of man and woman then she should have no qualms whatsoever with taking the man’s name, as taking hers would make you sound/look like a weakling in the workplace and the patriarchy is under attack right now so us bros have to stick together. That would work but unfortunately western civilization has introduced the idea that women have free will so going this direction would garner disdain from my peers for being a ignoramus Unfortunately forcing my way through this won’t work but thanks for the advice
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Jan 21, 2018 02:38
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Cut to the chase and name yourself Milquetoast-Beta, OP.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:39
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EvilJoven posted:There's so much red tape in a man changing his last name it'll drive you insane while trying to do it. But it would drive away chuds from my personal life and I gotta say that’s worth it all on its own
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Jan 21, 2018 02:39
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Just tell her to keep her maiden name because then nobody will have to spend loving ages updating all their online account information.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:39
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Flip a coin since you're marrying a man since fiancé is literally a man and you're marrying one.
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Jan 21, 2018 02:39
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turn left hillary!! noo posted:Cut to the chase and name yourself Milquetoast-Beta, OP. Don’t dox me please
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EvilJoven posted:Just tell her to keep her maiden name because then nobody will have to spend loving ages updating all their online account information. But it’s all automated these days, in reality, I’m nothing more than a guid to all of these systems so what does it matter??
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Unless your last name is "Schindler" and you happen to be Oscar Schindler (for example) your name is utterly and totally meaningless. Every single person in the world could change their last name to some variety of hitlercuntfuck and in one generation no one would care. Do it if it sounds better and for fucks sake drop the double barrel name, every one that hears it, and doesn't know you, is making assumptions about you because of it.
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