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Zorodius posted:Is there an animal pet equivalent to a succulent? Like something weird and hosed-up looking but if you forget to feed it for a month, it's fine? Leeches. You can keep those fuckers in a sealed jar for weeks.  Added bonus. They suck.
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Docahedron posted:No they're not They'll survive if you do that, but they won't grow and are unlikely to bloom. Most, if not all, succulents can in fact flower, though some take decades to do so.
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Feb 12, 2018 10:41
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:hope you have a aloe plant for all those burns bitch did you not see? 
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Feb 12, 2018 11:18
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I have the same strainer it's great.
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Feb 12, 2018 11:27
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ANY OF YOU SUCKERS KNOW ABOUT FUCCULENTS
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SUCCCULENTS fuckin love SUCCCCUlents e: more like ownculents imo aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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Feb 12, 2018 12:05
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i grew up next to a desert, the only thing i know is sage, juniper, tumbleweeds and succ
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Feb 12, 2018 12:06
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I don't know man they may be succulent but are they even tasty?
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Feb 12, 2018 12:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Succulents are a bitch to water. You gotta gauge their “mood” That's why you gotta mix some valium into their water.
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Feb 12, 2018 13:48
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If Jesus is having a hard time with plants, we're all doomed. DOOMED I tellsya.
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Feb 12, 2018 14:08
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aphid_licker posted:SUCCCULENTS I agree. Pretty good little plants. Lots of different kinds. There is someone here who does know about them...well, probably more than one person, but I remember someone having a lot and knowing how to care for them. Don't remember a name, though.
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Feb 12, 2018 23:59
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Growing up we had a cactus plant that got so big it hit the ceiling and started growing sideways.
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FlimFlam Imam posted:If Jesus is having a hard time with plants, we're all doomed. DOOMED I tellsya. Isn't that his dad's job?
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Feb 13, 2018 00:05
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I give the cacti herein an A+ Slugs S-
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Feb 13, 2018 00:13
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I appreciate all the kind posts but does anybody know what the first few plants I posted are called? I don't want to make them dead because I don't know about some weird quirk they probably have 
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Feb 13, 2018 01:34
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I've seen Morgan's pink crassula and lemme tell ya boys it sure was succulent! 
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Feb 13, 2018 01:55
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Jesus Christ posted:I appreciate all the kind posts but does anybody know what the first few plants I posted are called? I don't want to make them dead because I don't know about some weird quirk they probably have
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Feb 13, 2018 03:02
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e: I'm an idiot. Yes, that is a jade plant.
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Feb 13, 2018 03:04
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how the gently caress do you keep them alive indoors in the midwest in the winter
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Feb 13, 2018 04:22
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Dolphin posted:how the gently caress do you keep them alive indoors in the midwest in the winter central heating
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Whooping Crabs posted:i'm calling the police
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Feb 13, 2018 04:29
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I'm running on a feeling here op How many litres is your fish tank?
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Feb 13, 2018 04:35
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Wormwood is superior, sorry OP
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Feb 13, 2018 04:37
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Those are all ayahuasca OP so eat them and tell us what visions you see.
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Feb 13, 2018 04:44
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Blow posted:
Enjoy smoking their rotten guts when they pop from over-watering.
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EorayMel posted:Wormwood is superior, sorry OP That's what wormwood looks like? Man, I would've guessed rosemary. I'm not good at this at all.
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Feb 13, 2018 04:56
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Jesus Christ posted:I've got a bunch of succulents over the years but I don't know what some of them are. Tell me what they are! Nice plants op. I am by no means an expert on succulents but I think the 3rd one is a Kalanchoe daigremontiana in extremely poor health. https://plantsam.com/kalanchoe-daigremontiana/
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Vato posted:
That's just how one of them looks. Here's the one the French make absinthe out of to get balls drunk 
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Pewdiepie posted:Nice plants op. I am by no means an expert on succulents but I think the 3rd one is a Kalanchoe daigremontiana in extremely poor health. 
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Feb 13, 2018 06:52
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Op with all of your plants, if you are in doubt stop watering. If a cactus looks wilted, feels soft, or has decaying spots it is overwatered. If a cactus looks off it's probaby overwatered. When they're too dry most usually just shrink down a bit. What type of soil are they planted in? Make sure youre using a very porous substrate like sand, bark, perlite, or a similar mix. The worst enemy of a cactus is a situation where their roots are constantly wet Most of yours look fine, they would probably just appreciate some more neglect
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Feb 13, 2018 17:30
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Free Cheese posted:The worst enemy of a cactus is a situation where their roots are constantly wet better not plant a cactus on my dick, in that case
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Feb 13, 2018 17:32
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I took a horticulture class in high school, the 3rd one looks like what we called a 'pregnant plant'. Does it have little balls on the spiked bits of the leaves ever? You can pull them off and it will grow into a new plant if you put in some substrate.
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Feb 13, 2018 17:48
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Free Cheese posted:Op with all of your plants, if you are in doubt stop watering. If a cactus looks wilted, feels soft, or has decaying spots it is overwatered. If a cactus looks off it's probaby overwatered. When they're too dry most usually just shrink down a bit. What type of soil are they planted in? Make sure youre using a very porous substrate like sand, bark, perlite, or a similar mix. The worst enemy of a cactus is a situation where their roots are constantly wet Yah, this was the hardest thing for me. I killed a few of my first succulents because I felt I needed to water them every 4 or 5 days. Nowadays I water them every 2 weeks and I think that might even be too much.
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the beatles - Amnesiac posted:I took a horticulture class in high school, the 3rd one looks like what we called a 'pregnant plant'. Does it have little balls on the spiked bits of the leaves ever? You can pull them off and it will grow into a new plant if you put in some substrate. I actually just got that one this weekend but looking into it it does seem to be a Kalanchoe diagremontiana like this dude said Pewdiepie posted:Nice plants op. I am by no means an expert on succulents but I think the 3rd one is a Kalanchoe daigremontiana in extremely poor health.
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Feb 13, 2018 21:32
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Ima post a picture of my succs when I get home. I’m not very good at them but they seem to grow well enough where I am
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the beatles - Amnesiac posted:I took a horticulture class in high school, the 3rd one looks like what we called a 'pregnant plant'. Does it have little balls on the spiked bits of the leaves ever? You can pull them off and it will grow into a new plant if you put in some substrate. Well I guess you can take a horticulture but you can't make her appreciate it. So you're saying if you pull them off, the balls will give you a pregnant plant?
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Feb 13, 2018 23:47
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They're called daughter plants. Your high school horticulture teacher should go back to school lmao.
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The little mini plants that grow on the leaves of the Kalanchoe are the daughter plants, to be clear. The plant itself is called Kalanchoe or Mother of Thousands.
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