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I've got a bunch of succulents over the years but I don't know what some of them are. Tell me what they are! WTF is this spikey broccoli/asparagus looking thing?  and this thing that looks like it should be in the ocean?  this sort of looks like weed lol, but wtf is it?  pretty sure this dude is a haworthia but not sure?  this I know is a Morgan's Pink Crassula!  no idea about this dude but maybe it's in the same family?  This is a stenocereus marginatus according to the tag but it's really purple unlike in this pictures when I google it. Wphy's it purple?  I've no idea WTF either of these are but I'm pretty sure they're not from Earth.  some kind of cactus and some weird leafy greens?  aloe vera duh  so tiny  this little fucker sucks and keeps almost dying  Jade plant! It brings me luck with my shitposting 
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These are awesome really cool collection Jesus
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Feb 12, 2018 05:23
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yah my balls are succulent
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Feb 12, 2018 05:24
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I would stick 4 of those plants up my butt
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Feb 12, 2018 05:27
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got a bunch, they’re cool. the only one i’m wary of are “fire sticks” (Euphorbia tirucalli), person who sold it to me mentioned nothing but the latex will blind or kill you if consumed
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Feb 12, 2018 05:28
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Jesus Christ posted:I've got a bunch of succulents over the years but I don't know what some of them are. Tell me what they are! nice cactuses. when i was a kid my dad had a big cactus garden. these days he doesnt but they xeriscaped the yard and it looks cool. he had most of these cactuses and i like them. i especially like cactus 2 which was my fav as a kid and cactus 7 which i gave him as a bday prez once
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Feb 12, 2018 05:29
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I know thats what you're supposed to call them but they actually taste pretty bad
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Feb 12, 2018 05:33
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Don’t over-water them 
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Feb 12, 2018 05:35
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succulents my dick op
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Feb 12, 2018 05:37
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Hell Yeah posted:succulents my dick op
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Feb 12, 2018 05:39
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hope you have a aloe plant for all those burns
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Feb 12, 2018 05:41
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that's weed i'm calling the police
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Feb 12, 2018 05:43
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let it mellow posted:yah my balls are succulent
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Feb 12, 2018 05:44
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Cool plants I love succulents.
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Feb 12, 2018 05:48
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OldAlias posted:got a bunch, they’re cool. the only one i’m wary of are “fire sticks” (Euphorbia tirucalli), person who sold it to me mentioned nothing but the latex will blind or kill you if consumed Fun fact it is also known as naked lady
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Feb 12, 2018 05:58
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there are a shitton of aloe vera plants growing around here, they are in bloom and very pretty 
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Feb 12, 2018 06:00
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As a non-catholic i feel the same way about mardi gras
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Feb 12, 2018 06:01
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gently caress and succulent. For real though I'm from Arizona and love and appreciate cacti, except for that rear end in a top hat the jumping cholla: 
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Feb 12, 2018 06:14
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Most of those are Triffids. It was nice knowing you.Murray Mantoinette posted:gently caress and succulent. I've been snagged by those a few times. Hate those spiny bastards. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Feb 12, 2018 |
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Feb 12, 2018 06:43
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genesplicer posted:Most of those are Triffids. It was nice knowing you.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 12, 2018 06:45
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These are the weird alien plastic plants that Ikea sells, would they brighten my office??
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Murray Mantoinette posted:gently caress and succulent. This seems to be a plant that likes to play practical jokes
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Feb 12, 2018 07:08
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Have you tried smoking any of those?
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Feb 12, 2018 07:12
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genesplicer posted:Most of those are Triffids. It was nice knowing you. Triffids lol that's a deep cut
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Feb 12, 2018 07:18
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Succulents are a bitch to water. You gotta gauge their “mood” 
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Feb 12, 2018 07:20
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Murray Mantoinette posted:gently caress and succulent. Wikipedia map inaccurate. Jumping Cholla can also be found in Joshua Tree and a couple other places in Cali.
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Feb 12, 2018 07:20
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Smythe posted:Triffids lol that's a deep cut Lol, seriously. Gonna drop a reference to Audrey II next.
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I'm pretty sure succulents are animals or insects or something
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Feb 12, 2018 07:50
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Succ(ulent) my dick
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Feb 12, 2018 07:52
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givepatajob posted:Have you tried smoking any of those?  This one might be psychoactive.
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Feb 12, 2018 08:04
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Succulents are a bitch to water. You gotta gauge their “mood” No they're not 1. Put them in the correct soil 2. Don't water them 3. Especially do not water them in winter I've found that if they are plump they don't need water for sometimes months at a time NICE PLANTS, OP
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Feb 12, 2018 08:10
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No sorry I dont
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Feb 12, 2018 08:12
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I got a lil Bulbasaur planter for my fiancee to keep a succulent in and she thought it was adorbs
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Feb 12, 2018 08:16
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Yeah mate, I know all about succulent Chinese meals https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU
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Feb 12, 2018 08:25
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that's real cool man I like that poo poo I would take photos of my suckulants but i am afriad people would triagnulate my location and watch me poop
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Feb 12, 2018 09:18
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planning on starting some brussel sprouts in mid march and planting them in late april or early may. actually those details arent my plan. the internet told me what to do there. i just want the brussel sprouts
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Feb 12, 2018 09:45
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Succulents are lame, I hate them, although I respect their stubborn unwillingness to die under years of neglect
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Feb 12, 2018 10:07
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Is there an animal pet equivalent to a succulent? Like something weird and hosed-up looking but if you forget to feed it for a month, it's fine?
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Feb 12, 2018 10:08
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Zorodius posted:Is there an animal pet equivalent to a succulent? Like something weird and hosed-up looking but if you forget to feed it for a month, it's fine? The Turpin children
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haha drat you're on fire kak
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