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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I always liked this pic of Butterball because it looks like a scene from The Office ahaha
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Barker can come up with the scariest poo poo imaginable and then trip over his own dick. He directed and wrote Lord of Illusions, and the first twenty minutes (the prologue with the desert cult) is one of the scariest things I've seen, it's a great mini-movie on its own. Then it cuts to present day and the film immediately turns to boring drivel that's mostly just about a very miscast Scott Bakula.
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Feb 17, 2018 20:06
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The next one is going to be called Hellraiser: Raisin' Hell and will feature a dune buggy.
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Spinster posted:Spader didnt age well, its true. It loving hurts my heart to look at him now and think back to, like, Stargate or something
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Feb 17, 2018 21:39
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Never saw it OP, going to take your word for it though
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Feb 17, 2018 21:45
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Soup du Journey posted:It loving hurts my heart to look at him now and think back to, like, Stargate or something Aw c'mon, the dude's almost sixty. No one looks the same at sixty as they did at thirty-five.
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Feb 17, 2018 21:45
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I always liked this pic of Butterball because it looks like a scene from The Office good av material
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Feb 17, 2018 22:43
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i liked revalations alot more tgan the last couple of bad original script+pinhead entries but chuckling at fat pinhead kinda takes the spook out of it
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Jikes posted:Barker can come up with the scariest poo poo imaginable and then trip over his own dick. He directed and wrote Lord of Illusions, and the first twenty minutes (the prologue with the desert cult) is one of the scariest things I've seen, it's a great mini-movie on its own. Then it cuts to present day and the film immediately turns to boring drivel that's mostly just about a very miscast Scott Bakula. Is Barker gay?
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Feb 18, 2018 02:54
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With Hellraiser if you stick with the source book and the first two movies you'll be all set. Even with the second one I'm not sure I liked the face that the cenobites were humans selected by Leviathan instead of interdimensional beings like the book implies
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Feb 18, 2018 02:59
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Is Barker gay? I think he's bi? That's kind of a weird non-sequitur.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Is Barker gay? Clive Barker gay so what
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Is Barker gay? you had to ask??
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Feb 18, 2018 03:00
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Please do not try to make sense out of Hell Raiser.
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Feb 18, 2018 03:10
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i find referring to someone with downs syndrome as "pinhead" highly offensive oh wait. downs syndrome guy with literal pins in his head. i guess thats ok  from "i have such sights to show you" to "have you seen my baseball"
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Feb 18, 2018 03:16
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Is Barker gay? ok i decided to run a test   the results were inconclusive
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Feb 18, 2018 03:46
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curlys gold posted:ok i decided to run a test Nice Vonnegut reference in that lizard drawing.
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Feb 18, 2018 03:50
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BAHAHAHAA. Meeting the original would have made me poo poo my pants. What is this crap?
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I always liked this pic of Butterball because it looks like a scene from The Office Goonraiser
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Feb 18, 2018 04:13
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Holy poo poo, the rave video game one. It had some really bad plot twists; trying to be a M Night movie with terrible results. That would mean that it succeeded at being a M Night movie
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Feb 18, 2018 04:26
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I always liked this pic of Butterball because it looks like a scene from The Office That's the episode where Dwight opens the puzzlebox at work but right then Kevin spills coffee all over it. The demons got super mad and then Jim made a funny face at the camera lol
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Feb 18, 2018 04:31
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QuarkJets posted:That's the episode where Dwight opens the puzzlebox at work but right then Kevin spills coffee all over it. The demons got super mad and then Jim made a funny face at the camera lol 
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gary oldmans diary posted:i find referring to someone with downs syndrome as "pinhead" highly offensive Looks like Tim Heidecker.
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Jikes posted:Barker can come up with the scariest poo poo imaginable and then trip over his own dick. He directed and wrote Lord of Illusions, and the first twenty minutes (the prologue with the desert cult) is one of the scariest things I've seen, it's a great mini-movie on its own. Then it cuts to present day and the film immediately turns to boring drivel that's mostly just about a very miscast Scott Bakula.
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I really liked the cenobite in Cabin in the Woods, but maybe that should just stay a wonderful dream seeing how my hopes for The Scarlet Gospels were brutally dashed upon rocks where Pinhead had a swordfight with Satan. Hail Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain
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"I have such sights to show you."
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I wonder if that one Compact Disc cenobite takes poo poo from the others. "Your victims will probably die from laughter before you get a disc off, bro, lmao." "Hey are you related the wax cylinder cenobite?! LOOOL OWNED!"
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Knight posted:my hopes for The Scarlet Gospels were brutally dashed upon rocks where Pinhead had a swordfight with Satan.
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Did the new one have a cenobite with GPUs stuck to his head mining bitcoins? The time is now
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i just watched like a ten minute compilation of deaths in hellraisers 1-4 on youtube because of this thread if they were really going for full early-90s effect CD cenobite should've been laserdisc cenobite
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curlys gold posted:ok i decided to run a test lmao this owns
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Hellraiser 2 is my favorite because it feels like some satanic version of Labyrinth. It's so goofy and that evil doctor guy is hamming it up so goooood. Hellraiser 3 has this scene though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdzmcJrG-MY
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Hellraiser 2 is my favorite because it feels like some satanic version of Labyrinth. It's so goofy and that evil doctor guy is hamming it up so goooood. hellraiser 1 doubles as a haunted house story
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gary oldmans diary posted:i love how doomed everything feels as soon as channard cenobite appears for the last time The ridiculous sound he makes from his mouth was pretty cool.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Is Barker gay? If gay was a stellar mass star he would be a supermassive black hole
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Hellraiser 2 is my favorite because it feels like some satanic version of Labyrinth. It's so goofy and that evil doctor guy is hamming it up so goooood. Its kind of amazing how quickly it turned into generic horror movie with no.3. Two, although not as good as the first, still kept the same feel and themes and wasnt just a generic monster movie.
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Are any Hellraisers other than the first two worth watching? I saw part of one on TV where a cenobite had a spike moving back and forth in its head and it was lol, and I think there was a Pinhead in Space one, but I'm not sure which sequel deserves my time.
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null posted:Are any Hellraisers other than the first two worth watching? I saw part of one on TV where a cenobite had a spike moving back and forth in its head and it was lol, and I think there was a Pinhead in Space one, but I'm not sure which sequel deserves my time. The spike one was Hellraiser 3. Its ok, its more corny Nightmare on Elm Street filmed than Hellraiser moody atmosphere. Space one 4. I would recommend Hellraiser Inferno, its not really a Hellraiser movie, instead it was a standalone script and they just shove Pinhead into it. But its watchable. Then Hellseeker. It's good to, and has Kirsty from 1/2 in it, it continues her story. The others, are meh.
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