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Garfield about to take out Isis like it was frieza
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a lot of good posts itt but i right now I'm going to sit back and appreciate the insanity that is the op
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Margaret subscribes to old medical ideas such as, the life force is made up of rotten gases sometimes represented as cheese
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this begs the question, if you eat too much laszonia and get bloated with gas are you more or less alive? is that gas different from rotten cheese gas? are they both part of a gas yin and yang? a gassy, bloated duality of man and/or cat?
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a lot of good posts itt but i right now I'm going to sit back and appreciate the insanity that is the op
watch! this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSdreEo7-I&t=151s
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of course bnermal's mysterious online friend ends up living in abu dhabi
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Garfield eats donuts now?
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cheese is just another word for original sin
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this thread is really good, ty for bumping it so i could read it
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the thrad, for garfield to poo poo in the faces of ISIS in
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Apr 11, 2018 17:37
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garfield defeating isis with a bazooka, then wakeing up and realizing that ISIS has been defeated for months and jon and odie are nothing but gibs all over the walls now
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Apr 11, 2018 17:39
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jon to garfield: garfield NO! ISIS has been defeated! what are you doing! dear god, no!
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garfield experienceing violent psychosis...again
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garfiedl carefully measuring his words so if you take the first letter of every word it spells US GVT FUNNELED ARMS TO ISIS THROUGH SAUDI ARABIA
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"US Gvt is the real ISIS now," says Garfield, "Uncle Sam is like Osama Bin Laden but with no morality a nd a million more wives"
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Garfield pulls a ski mask over his face outside of Langley HQ "US Gvt trained me to defeat ISIS," he thinks to himself, "but those mother fuckers never thought I'd really finish the job."
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garfiedl carefully measuring his words so if you take the first letter of every word it spells US GVT FUNNELED ARMS TO ISIS THROUGH SAUDI ARABIA
the people never find this messagee bc canonically those are all thought bubbles
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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plot of the bourne series only its garfield slowly realizing that he's garfield
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Richard Webb: It was called Project Monday...the goal was to create the ultimate assassin...but then we needed a way to test whether our assassins were good enough. And that's why we created ISIS...to train you
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plot of the bourne series only its garfield slowly realizing that he's garfield
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Scene: Garfield is calmly disassembling and reassembling an assault rifle blindfolded in a dark basement while cnn plays in the background. We see that he has tattooed letters on his knuckles so that one hand spells "kill" and the other "isis". Across his entire back is another tattoo that simply reads "Israel did 9-11". Garfield continues to take apart and put the rifle back together with machine like precision while Wolf Blitzer reads about a terrorist attack at a lasagna factory in his trademark monotone voice.
Garfield (muttering to himself): I hate Mondays.
*The camera zooms out to show a calender on the wall and every day is Monday.*
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We will never know what became of Margaret after Garfield squeezed the cheese out of the United States (lifeless).
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Garfield is a cia psyop
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garfield was originally created to hlp destabilize the middle east
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Richard Webb: It was called Project Monday...the goal was to create the ultimate assassin...but then we needed a way to test whether our assassins were good enough. And that's why we created ISIS...to train you
Scene: Garfield is calmly disassembling and reassembling an assault rifle blindfolded in a dark basement while cnn plays in the background. We see that he has tattooed letters on his knuckles so that one hand spells "kill" and the other "isis". Across his entire back is another tattoo that simply reads "Israel did 9-11". Garfield continues to take apart and put the rifle back together with machine like precision while Wolf Blitzer reads about a terrorist attack at a lasagna factory in his trademark monotone voice.
Garfield (muttering to himself): I hate Mondays.
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