Garfield vs ISIS

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

# ? Feb 18, 2018 06:02

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 20:08

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Don't make the same mistake Margaret made Garfield...and get bloated with gas...

# ? Feb 18, 2018 06:02

wearing a lampshade

I hate Mondays almost as much as I hate terrorism

# ? Feb 18, 2018 07:16

wearing a lampshade

Is that lasagna?

No Garfield, its the Islamic Caliphate.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 07:16

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

As long as he doesn't eat too much Pizza and Laszonia and get bloated (with gas...) ISIS doesn't stand a chance against Garfield.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 09:35

Manifisto

im garfield and im here to squeeze the cheese (of isis) to the point of no return and chew bubblegum . . . and im all out of bubblegum

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 18, 2018 14:39

Dads Dip Cup

ISIS sends in their most seasoned fighters against Garfield, but they are rendered powerless against the undisputed master of eating lasagna

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:07

Dads Dip Cup

Garfield sleeps for the entire day, resulting in dozens more casualties for ISIS. their end draws near

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:11

alnilam

Mailing ISIS to abu dhabi

will this defeat them or simply make the UAE mad? Who am i to question garfield's mastery

# ? Feb 18, 2018 16:30

alnilam

maybe when they get there nermal will be waiting to finish the job

# ? Feb 18, 2018 16:30

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Odie but with a long grey beard and Gaddafi hat

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# ? Feb 18, 2018 17:17

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

John but he's wearing a t-shirt that says "western values"

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# ? Feb 18, 2018 17:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Garfield has an illicit field of catnip growing in the garden to support his campaign financially and Nermil, ever the quick study is learning how to weaponize all the cat toys. ALL the cat toys. ESPECIALLY the cute ones...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 17:22

alnilam

Laszonia is my fav polish food,

# ? Feb 18, 2018 18:16

google THIS

Monday: Never Forget

# ? Feb 18, 2018 19:59

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Now where could my pipe bomb be?

# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:38

cda: by Hand Knit

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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:18

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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:21

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Dads Dip Cup posted:

ISIS sends in their most seasoned fighters against Garfield, but they are rendered powerless against the undisputed master of eating lasagna

Well there's yer problem

# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:33

Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

Garfield, what WON'T that guy do?!

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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:49

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Jedrick posted:

Now where could my pipe bomb be?

Hahah

# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:11

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Jedrick posted:

Now where could my pipe bomb be?

# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:27

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

General: Are any of you poo poo-stacking strawmen gonna destroy ISIS?!?!?! Not one of you is capable of anything!!!
Pvt. Capable: But sir, I... *starts bloating with gas*

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Osama Bin Laden: where did the three cheese pizzas go
Garfief: i ate those food *opens fire*

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:11

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

ISIS rats don't get no cheese
This cat hates mondays and he's hard to please
The caliphate has a plan, diabolical
But he's full of laszoina, eating far more than's logical
Margaret said "squeeze em!" so he's on the case
Garfield's in Raqqa puttin ISIS rats in their place

# ? Feb 19, 2018 02:22

Neitherman: _{He will die without safety brief.}

420 SWAGLORD posted:

ISIS rats don't get no cheese
This cat hates mondays and he's hard to please
The caliphate has a plan, diabolical
But he's full of laszoina, eating far more than's logical
Margaret said "squeeze em!" so he's on the case
Garfield's in Raqqa puttin ISIS rats in their place

hahahahahaha

# ? Feb 19, 2018 02:51

cda: by Hand Knit

It's funny to imagine a cartoon cat fighting the world's greatest Force for good, but the truth is, there's a real cat named Garfield that the cartoon was based on, and he joined ISIS a long time ago

# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:49

cda: by Hand Knit

It's not nice to think about, but the cat Garfield was based on died at Benghazi

# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:50

cda: by Hand Knit

All of the character's in the Garfield universe were based on real people, all of whom are now confirmed dead, reported dead, or supporters of ISIS

# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:51

Punk da Bundo: by FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

All of the character's in the Garfield universe were based on real people, all of whom are now confirmed dead, reported dead, or supporters of ISIS

is this true???

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:00

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

jon was beheaded as a heretic for drinking dog semen

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:11

alnilam

cda posted:

All of the character's in the Garfield universe were based on real people, all of whom are now confirmed dead, reported dead, or supporters of ISIS

vilecat,miss u buddy

# ? Feb 19, 2018 04:24

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

t-shirt of lazing Garfield piloting a drone one handed with raybans and backwards hat

# ? Feb 19, 2018 07:47

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Hyper-Nermalization

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 09:29

Einsteins Kegels: by R. Guyovich

cda posted:

All of the character's in the Garfield universe were based on real people, all of whom are now confirmed dead, reported dead, or supporters of ISIS

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 12:17

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

Je suis Garfield.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 15:51

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

garfield attaches a vehicle bomb to the inside window using 4 section cups

# ? Feb 19, 2018 16:09

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Mondays are haram.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 16:33

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

at first we thought he was a hero, but then he threw a frozen lasagna through the window a halal deli

# ? Feb 19, 2018 19:25

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darth_pizza posted:

Mondays are haram.

# ? Feb 19, 2018 20:27

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