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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Caganer posted:

yeah but it's impossible to stop it.

how do you punish a gay prostitute? throw them in prison? with all those buff, sweaty men?


Yeah sending them to prison is basically like handing them the Glengarry leads

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Doesn't mangiacapra mean goat eater

can confirm

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Real breach of professional ethics on the part of that gay prostitute.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Earwicker posted:

the sanity of a belief has nothing to do with the content of the belief itself, it's based entirely on the number of other people who believe it and how much influence/authority those people have.

this has always been the case except in old days "insanity" could overlap with "heretical" or "possessed" and get you in a lot more trouble than it does now


this particular story is from Italy but what you are talking about isn't confined to any nation
These are fine points that are more thoughtful than my flippant post warranted. I think the problem is very bad in the usa but that fits your statement perfectly - there are still parts of the US where a large fraction of influence/authority-holding people do believe such things, as you say.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
wow hes handsome and I'm not a priest am I allowed to contact him

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
If you can't trust a gay prostitute, what can you trust these days?

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Over There posted:

wow hes handsome and I'm not a priest am I allowed to contact him

Are you a goat?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

well i'm certainly never going to hire this indiscreet young man!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
whats the male escort's name and phone number? i want to interview him

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Thots and Prayers posted:

Are you a goat?

*sweats profusly* ........No.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Thots and Prayers posted:

Are you a goat 13?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

36 Chambers

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

dads friend steve posted:

Defrocking them will only make them harder
Defrocking definitely sounds like a word for a fetish, more-so than "being fired".

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Defrock me Amadeus

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Let priests gently caress. This is an outrage.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm all of those priests

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who kept stiffing him out of payments and snubbing him for being a whore to the point that he blew the whistle on everyone?

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Same question I have about incels: why aren't they just loving each other?

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

I think that there shouldn't be a celibacy requirement and also let women be priests/bishops/cardinals/popes

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got

have you read god's book, he's kind of a misogynist

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

god put a mans rear end on this earth for one reason, to get plowed by huge cocks. when will the church recognize this

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

priest: I'm not gay! *slips finger into a mans b-hole* Furthermore i think homosexuality is disgusting! *hangs dong in a gay club while wearing leather fetish gear.* AND ANOTHER THING *has loving relationship with a man for over 30 years*

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I mean it's right there in the name: boipussy

Butts, like heaven, should be open to all

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Moridin920 posted:

I think that there shouldn't be a celibacy requirement and also let women be priests/bishops/cardinals/popes

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got

To speak on a purely practical basis, the Catholic Church literally cannot do this even if the people who make up the Vatican wanted to.

It would defeat the entire point of the institution, which is theological consistency.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Tallgeese posted:

To speak on a purely practical basis, the Catholic Church literally cannot do this even if the people who make up the Vatican wanted to.

It would defeat the entire point of the institution, which is theological consistency.

I was under the impression that priests used to get married and stuff? Also, there are current priest who are married and it's ok.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

mangiacapra sounds like it could mean poo poo eater in italian

e; it means goat eater :(

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
I've been a bad, bad boy, Father

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Turn the other cheek, they said

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Those guys are supposed to give you money when they touch you? drat. :boehner:

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

*holds up bible* “there’s no rule that says a priest can’t gently caress a male prostitute!”

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Just wow that this guy took the time out of his busy schedule of gay whoring to write 1,200 pages worth of dossier.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
This is my body, which has been given up to you.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kung Food posted:

Just wow that this guy took the time out of his busy schedule of gay whoring to write 1,200 pages worth of dossier.

Yeah I heard you have to get your stomach pumped if you swallow over like 20 dicks or whatever so is this even feasible? :thunk:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

I was under the impression that priests used to get married and stuff? Also, there are current priest who are married and it's ok.

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

:dawkins101:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
are there HIPAA-type laws that prostitutes have to follow

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Thats funny priests are usually the ones exposing themselves

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

Yeah and then it’s like the Mormon man is the emasculated version of the post judeo-Christian neomatriarchy. Nothing but an effeminate stud horse for a pack of wild estrobots, who lust after the undead Jesus, their vaginal walls like toothless sucking mouths, insatiable and vacuous.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
1200 pages for 36 names? Must've been a lot of priestly dickpics in there.

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Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


spacetoaster posted:

I was under the impression that priests used to get married and stuff? Also, there are current priest who are married and it's ok.

That's correct, though the latter are usually converts or from the Eastern Rite.

To use an extremely crude analogy, priests being able to marry or not in Catholicism is like a statute: that's allowed to be changed fairly easily.

However, changing the male-only priesthood would be closer to doing something like repealing the First Amendment. You could technically do it, but if you do, you would basically destroy the credibility of the organization.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

This is not true. At all.

Tallgeese fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Mar 6, 2018

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