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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Male Escort Exposes 36 Gay Priests in File Sent to Vatican Containing Explicit WhatsApp Chats and Erotic Photos

http://www.newsweek.com/male-escort-exposes-36-gay-priests-file-sent-vatican-containing-explicit-829968

quote:

A 1,200-page dossier containing the names of 34 "actively gay" priests and six seminarians in Italy has been sent to the Vatican by the archdiocese of Naples.

The allegations were compiled by Francesco Mangiacapra, a gay male escort who told local media he couldn’t put up with the priests’ "hypocrisy" any longer.

The large file contains explicit WhatsApp messages, erotic photos and other evidence, but none of the 40 priests and seminarians were accused of paedophilia or having sexual relations with minors. "We're talking about sins, not crimes," Mangiacapra said.

Maybe we should leave the priests who gently caress adults alone :shrug:

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I think that there shouldn't be a celibacy requirement and also let women be priests/bishops/cardinals/popes

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got

stump collector
May 28, 2007
im priest

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thats a spicy meatball

:discourse:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Mar 6, 2018

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

God works in mysterious ways

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Everyone gets tired of 'whippin the bishop' so good for them.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
Thats a pretty lovely thing to do to another person. gently caress that guy!(not literally)

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

:same: Wanna meet? I'm dying to suck priest cock but shhh don't tell Da Pope

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Doesn't mangiacapra mean goat eater

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Moridin920 posted:

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got

Agreed. Or what plumbing you prefer.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nutsngum posted:

Thats a pretty lovely thing to do to another person. gently caress that guy!(not literally)

shittier than how the church treats gay people?

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

he's gonna burn in hell

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I would totally gently caress a priest

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

WatermelonGun posted:

I would totally gently caress a priest

Honk if Gay 4 Priest!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

God twerks for mysterious gays

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

God works in mysterious ways

God works in mysterious gays

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey, we should be priests!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

givepatajob posted:

Everyone gets tired of 'whippin the bishop' so good for them.

You could rake in a good chunk of change for discreetly whipping the bishop, I bet.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

quote:

"We're talking about sins, not crimes," Mangiacapra said. 


Is soliciting a prostitute not a crime?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The four most used passwords are love, sex, secret, and god.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

poopnanners posted:

Is soliciting a prostitute not a crime?

well akshually

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
at least it wasn't kids

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

poopnanners posted:

Is soliciting a prostitute not a crime?

well, actually, I don't know. maybe ask someone else? :shrug:

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

poopnanners posted:

Is soliciting a prostitute not a crime?

yeah but it's impossible to stop it.

how do you punish a gay prostitute? throw them in prison? with all those buff, sweaty men?

we're powerless

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

I'm sure the church will get to excommunicating these priests right away, since forgiveness is only for the childfuckers.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
The shocking secrets and sweet semen of six sweaty seminarians

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my Thots and Prayers are with them

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Caganer posted:

Maybe we should leave the priests who gently caress adults alone :shrug:

depends. normally i think its wrong to out people for anything between consenting adults, but if they are involved in pushing anti-gay propaganda or policy then i'd say fair game

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
it takes one to know one!

SammichBacon
Nov 11, 2013

numberoneposter posted:

my Thots and Prayers are with them

Thots and prayers indeed.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Caganer posted:

Maybe we should leave the priests who gently caress adults alone :shrug:

maybe they should leave gays alone?? just a crazy little hot take of mine

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Moridin920 posted:

I think that there shouldn't be a celibacy requirement and also let women be priests/bishops/cardinals/popes

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got
Geez why didn't I think of this - I'll get on it.

Why are we supposed to pretend that holding serious religious views as prescribed by these old Catholic lamers is anything but laughable again?

"God is always watching you and he pays particularly close attention to your genitals" is a real thing believed by real humans for thousands of years. It's like a sanity high water mark - it's the craziest thing you're allowed to believe without being labeled crazy, but that paints a pretty grisly picture of our nation's collective sanity.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Catholic lamers" is some classic 2004 GBS, I love it on a wholly unironic level

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Is it still a bad thing for grown gay people to out other grown gay people? I thought that was a pretty bad thing to do when it's supposedly putting people's lives at risk, or is that cool now?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's like a sanity high water mark - it's the craziest thing you're allowed to believe without being labeled crazy,

the sanity of a belief has nothing to do with the content of the belief itself, it's based entirely on the number of other people who believe it and how much influence/authority those people have.

this has always been the case except in old days "insanity" could overlap with "heretical" or "possessed" and get you in a lot more trouble than it does now

quote:

but that paints a pretty grisly picture of our nation's collective sanity.

this particular story is from Italy but what you are talking about isn't confined to any nation

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Wait for my behind-the-star tell-all where I reveal the table that I roll on to decide my perspective for each post.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's some higher up in the vatican on trial in australia now for kid loving so imo there's some more newsworthy stuff involving vatican sex at mo

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'd rather they were seeing adult prostitutes than loving little kids. Unfortunately I'm sure they do both because everyone who is active in a religion is trash.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

Is it still a bad thing for grown gay people to out other grown gay people?

I think to a degree it depends on whether those other grown gay people are doing things like being a politician or leader who passes anti-gay policies and espouses hate rhetoric and generally hurts other lgbt people. not sure if thats the case with these particular priets though

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Defrocking them will only make them harder

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