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he makes a good point op i mean you've never actually seen the earth from space, have you? it's just been government funded propaganda allegedly taking pictures of this so called round earth. checkmate sphereailures.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:23
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Fartbox posted:Earth isn't even real Wait, do you mean we're easily led, or that we are actually lambs?
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There is plenty of fun conspiracy theories relating to things like where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa or https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams or literally hundreds of corporate and government fuckups doing blatantly illegal poo poo over the years imo. But people who scratch their heads over whether the Moon is real or Hollow Earth or reptilians just baffle me, I can't help but assume that 99% are badly trolling and the rest are schizophrenic. Edit: if you assume that at least some of these people are for real, then I really wouldn't want to even try to simulate their mentality. Absolute failure of education is pretty obvious but it's some kind of a weird epistemology problem at the core imo. I get questioning what the government tells you, but when you are dismissing pretty basic scientific knowledge that is corroborated by multiple people and factions through history, where do you stop? Colonel Cancer fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Mar 20, 2018 |
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Mar 20, 2018 00:25
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baa baa flat sheep have you any wool over your eyes?!?! you sheeple!!?!?!
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Mar 20, 2018 00:26
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Fartbox posted:wake up sheep surely you meant to say sheeple
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Mar 20, 2018 00:26
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explain this lunar ellipse, round-earthers
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Mar 20, 2018 00:29
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i wonder what a venn diagram of flat earth conspiracy theorists, cryptocurrency 'enthusiasts' and people that think 'ephebophile' isn't the same as being a child sex predator look like
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suction posted:explain this lunar ellipse, round-earthers Great A'tuin, praise be upon him/her.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:32
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Quote-Unquote posted:i wonder what a venn diagram of flat earth conspiracy theorists, cryptocurrency 'enthusiasts' and people that think 'ephebophile' isn't the same as being a child sex predator look like its a circle (which they insist is fake)
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Mar 20, 2018 00:42
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Murray Mantoinette posted:No joke talking to people or asking them questions requires IRB approval. And not questions about their medical history or whatever but just, like, “does this sentence sound grammatical to you?” or whatever. This is the case in a lot of places. Put in the application and get ethics clearance.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:43
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Disappointed this wasn't another mad Mike Hughes thread. Unless... 
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Mar 20, 2018 00:45
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Dead Beef posted:if the earth isn't flat then why does it look flat? Have you pointed out to him if we go by that shoe curvature than the earth would be the size of one of those oversized inflatable beachballs?
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Mar 20, 2018 00:45
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Stexils posted:immediately start looking for a way to scam him out of all his money
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Mar 20, 2018 00:46
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What do they think happens when you fly around the world? Like, the plane just gets halfway there and then secretly changes direction to fly back? Are all airline pilots secretly in on the hoax? Like, I take off from California and fly east to London, then east again to Kuala Lumpur and then keep going east to land in California again. Like, how is this reconciled with a flat Earth? It boggles the mind
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Mar 20, 2018 00:52
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The earth is a flat bitcoin.
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Mar 20, 2018 00:58
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lol globe earth
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Mar 20, 2018 00:58
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Earth is just material plane and airplanes remain stationary while trained wizards cast the teleport spell. Everything you see like flying up in the sky is an illusion spell.
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SuperiorColliculus posted:What do they think happens when you fly around the world? Like, the plane just gets halfway there and then secretly changes direction to fly back? Are all airline pilots secretly in on the hoax? Like, I take off from California and fly east to London, then east again to Kuala Lumpur and then keep going east to land in California again. Like, how is this reconciled with a flat Earth? the plane flys in a circle obviously  
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Mar 20, 2018 01:04
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Like 6 years ago I had a coworker who would claim that the Earth is flat. We also had quite a few coworkers from the other side of the planet. How embarrassing. I got drunk with her at a bar one night and yelled at her about it. No regrets.
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Thundercracker posted:Have you pointed out to him if we go by that shoe curvature than the earth would be the size of one of those oversized inflatable beachballs? they will say it’s a joke and shift goalposts to water curvature on oceans or lakes or w/e. it doesn’t matter though cause they don’t actually understand scale, or they wouldn’t forward these arguments. it makes sense that they are overwhelmingly religious, the sort of people who think the earth is the centre of the universe, only a couple thousand years old, with the sun a few thousand km away. they are unable to grasp the very large and old, the complexity of everything. Most subscribe to other conspiracy theories as well, not just flat earth
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Mar 20, 2018 01:16
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Robokomodo posted:What is people’s reasoning that the earth is flat, as in if it were, why would people in power need to hide it? Do they believe there is a mastermind behind it? I can’t imagine who would benefit from keeping it hidden. Shipping companies? Airlines? Who has to gain from a round earth as opposed to a flat earth? the Jews, op
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Mar 20, 2018 01:22
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Robokomodo posted:Can you ask your co-worker what his justification for the secrecy is? Hollow-Earthers have something to do with Naziism, Moon Landing Hoaxers have something about military superiority, what the gently caress is it with Flat-earthers? The flat-earther I know IRL believes that NASA and the government are agents of Satan, because the Bible describes the Earth as resting on pillars with a firmament or some such poo poo so that means it's flat. Basically it boils down to Satan is trying to convince the world that the Earth is actually round to disprove the Bible and make people lose faith in God
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Mar 20, 2018 01:26
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Rutibex posted:the plane flys in a circle obviously This makes the worst kind of sense.
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Pitdragon posted:The flat-earther I know IRL believes that NASA and the government are agents of Satan, because the Bible describes the Earth as resting on pillars with a firmament or some such poo poo so that means it's flat. Basically it boils down to Satan is trying to convince the world that the Earth is actually round to disprove the Bible and make people lose faith in God Lol I don't think that's even a legit Christian belief.
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Mar 20, 2018 01:37
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anything can be a legitimate Christian belief
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Mar 20, 2018 01:38
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Tell them to come to northwest Ohio, where it’s so flat you can see the curvature of the earth from a second-story window. The surrounding landscape, not the earth. (Regarding flatness)
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Colonel Cancer posted:Lol I don't think that's even a legit Christian belief. most flat earth people like to quote Matthew 4:8 to prove a flat earth: The Bible posted:Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. but i mean, it was the loving devil who showed him that. you think maybe the devil has the power to show illusions and stuff? i mean thats kind of his thing
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Mar 20, 2018 01:40
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when i read the bible, i read for literalism
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Mar 20, 2018 01:43
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Mozi posted:anything can be a legitimate Christian belief I think the medieval clergy was 100% correct about not letting commoners read the Bible. Closing all the mad houses was the wrong move, thanks Reagan.
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Mar 20, 2018 02:09
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Dude is dumb as gently caress and it is your DUTY to take advantage of his ignorance and scam him for all he's worth. 
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Mar 20, 2018 02:13
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Sell him a magical shiny disk that keeps globalist gestapo away. Fill it with high-res goatman images.
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Quote-Unquote posted:i wonder what a venn diagram of flat earth conspiracy theorists, cryptocurrency 'enthusiasts' and people that think 'ephebophile' isn't the same as being a child sex predator look like   Ha ha compare these Flat Earth meetup pictures to Goon Meet pictures, we're clearly the healthier community ha ha hee hee... drat.
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Rutibex posted:please interview him OP and get him to tell you if he believes it genuinely or is just trolling. i am doing an research project on flat earthers, but we are not allowed to talk to any of them or interview them because it would violate ethics If you're serious I'll ask this motherfucker even though I really have tried to avoid talking to him even before he was a potential flat earther.
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Mar 20, 2018 02:48
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What is his opinion on "Mad" "Bad" "Sad" Mike Hughes and his "rocket"
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Mar 20, 2018 02:49
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You should buy a chemical sterilizer and slip it into his drink when he's not looking. You'll have to do this multiple times over a period of weeks to make sure it takes.
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Mar 20, 2018 03:13
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Rutibex posted:the plane flys in a circle obviously I’m the cartoon man hanging on to south america for dear life
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Fartbox posted:Earth isn't even real Experitainment
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whole lotta sphere cucks itt
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Mozi posted:e = mc2   
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