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Moridin920 posted:I like to piss on things for fun lol if u don’t write your name w piss every time
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I have to pee sitting down. I am having sex almost every waking second when I’m not posting so my pee sprays in all kinds of random directions
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Apr 23, 2018 04:20
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I do pushups with my dick and then piss into my own mouth for on the go hydration
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Apr 23, 2018 04:21
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If you're having trouble pissing take your balls out too, the cold will shrink your sac and help squeeze the pee out
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Apr 23, 2018 04:22
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Away all Goats posted:If you're having trouble pissing take your balls out too, the cold will shrink your sac and help squeeze the pee out also then u can blame ur small dilz on the cold
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Apr 23, 2018 04:24
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I like to piss up into the air like a fountain
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Apr 23, 2018 04:38
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let it mellow posted:also then u can blame ur small dilz on the cold
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Apr 23, 2018 04:40
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After you piss, whip your dick around real fast like a propeller to get all the drops out. Just try not to hit yourself in the face with it because that has happened to me many times.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:40
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Applewhite posted:After you piss, whip your dick around real fast like a propeller to get all the drops out. Just try not to hit yourself in the face with it because that has happened to me many times. You get piss in your face a lot?
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Apr 23, 2018 04:41
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Moridin920 posted:You get piss in your face a lot? When I spin my dick around the pee flies out and some of it splatters across the bottom of my chin. I haven't figured a way around this yet.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:43
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Also on the people to either side of me if I'm standing in a row of urinals.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:44
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Applewhite posted:After you piss, whip your dick around real fast like a propeller to get all the drops out. Just try not to hit yourself in the face with it because that has happened to me many times. Yeah it’s like, if that dildo ain’t strapped on real good it would have really really hurt. Like for the chick.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:45
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I tie a string around the head of my wiener each morning when I get dressed, and then thread that string through the fly off both my underwear and pants, then allow the string to be zipped up (it doesn't cause the zipper to get stuck). The string isn't as obvious as you may think, and when I need to urinate, I simply undo my zipper and give the string a gentle tug, and BAM my penis is out and ready to make a piss! Couldn't be simpler
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Apr 23, 2018 05:31
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I like to piss at the side of the toilet bowl, above where the water is, so it doesn’t make as much noise as a stream of piss hitting water does. Stealth pissing, if you will.
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Apr 23, 2018 05:43
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man nurse posted:I like to piss at the side of the toilet bowl, above where the water is, so it doesn’t make as much noise as a stream of piss hitting water does. Stealth pissing, if you will. 
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Apr 23, 2018 05:53
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My pro move for when i pee when i cant wash my hands is a practiced 2 hand move where i pull my boxers underneath the vader helm, then slide it down to where I've got the aim where i want it and then pee, slide back, shake pee drops, pull everything up.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:18
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you should be forcefully pissing at full volume everytime you have to if you're not straining every muscle in your body while firing off a massive deep yellow stream everytime I just dont know what to tell you the neighbours should hear it everytime you go to take a leak like rain water gushing against the side of a house
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Apr 23, 2018 06:28
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EorayMel posted:My urine has been consistently foamy recently and it is making me worried Don’t eat so much protein. I use the boxer hole and fly, but sometimes it’s challenging to snake it through there.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:31
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Blue On Blue posted:you should be forcefully pissing at full volume everytime you have to I always try for maximum volume to prove my dominance. Trickle pissers are intimidated by my manly stream
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Apr 23, 2018 06:33
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I have a wide urethra & it tends to dribble down like a slowly poured glass of water
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Apr 23, 2018 06:48
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here's some tunes for this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYvGfF1Gkg
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Apr 23, 2018 06:54
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myDad posted:I have a wide urethra & it tends to dribble down like a slowly poured glass of water I pissed the other day and it keep dripping while I had the usual stream. I thought I had a hole somewhere or something.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:54
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Working in a hospital lsb ive seen piss that looks like diarrhea and diarrhea that looks like piss. Lots of piss that looks like blood and a couple times blue piss.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:57
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:blue piss. Yo
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Apr 23, 2018 06:59
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I piss as hard as possible standing as far away from the toilet as possible.
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Apr 23, 2018 06:59
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in a mason jar to store for later use 
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Apr 23, 2018 07:06
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I had some blood in my piss but all it seemed to do was enhance the flavour so I dunno what all the fuss is about
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Apr 23, 2018 07:06
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I've never had blood in my piss but I have had blood in my semen.
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Apr 23, 2018 07:07
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Just wait until you've had piss in your blood. All the cool kids are doing it!
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Apr 23, 2018 07:10
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:in a mason jar to store for later use Natural Harvest, indeed
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Apr 23, 2018 07:11
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I have nothing to add except I will miss asparagus.
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Apr 23, 2018 07:13
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I don't think you're supposed to piss on asparagus. Its tall, gangly shape makes for a bad target. Why not a nice accommodating snow bank instead?
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Apr 23, 2018 07:14
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I've been told I piss very angrily. I guess it's loud??
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Apr 23, 2018 07:25
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My piss produces a soothing melody that calms even the most ferocious beasts
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Apr 23, 2018 07:35
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When I poop I will stop making GBS threads and stand up to piss because I am a man not a woman I don't sit down and pee.
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Apr 23, 2018 07:36
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but I also don't sit down and poop  Real men just propel their turds towards the nearest thing that needs to be destroyed.
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Apr 23, 2018 07:40
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whip it out as you walk in the door and put it away at the sink
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Apr 23, 2018 07:44
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Imma be real. At work I do the 'undo the belt and button then fold and flop'. At home I do the 'Just feels good, man', or sit, actually, because it might turn into something more exciting (a large fart). Thank you for reading.
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I like to pinch and stretch my foreskin like you would a balloon knot and just get it fuckin' all over the place.
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