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Does anyone use the fly hole in their pants/underpants when pissing? You have to open two holes, thread through both of them and then button up the inner hole through the outer one. I undo my belt, outer button and zipper and then flop over the underpants. What is your technique?
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Apr 22, 2018 23:15
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I used to flop. Now I use the hole because with grown up clothes its easier. I remember this thread in 2005 too literally
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Apr 22, 2018 23:16
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butt dickus posted:Does anyone use the fly hole in their pants/underpants when pissing? You have to open two holes, thread through both of them and then button up the inner hole through the outer one. I undo my belt, outer button and zipper and then flop over the underpants. What is your technique? same, but then both hands on the wall like i'm being frisked. i do this everywhere i go, and the looks you get from dudes is pretty great
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Apr 22, 2018 23:17
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My urine has been consistently foamy recently and it is making me worried 
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Apr 22, 2018 23:17
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I like the 'bank shot' its fun
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Apr 22, 2018 23:18
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I just piss down the front of my boxers and wring them out in the urinal and blast the wet spot with the hair dryer while I smoke a stogie usually. 
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Apr 22, 2018 23:20
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Flopping over is sub optimal technique because of the constriction on the piss tubes caused by the underpants waist band What you gotta do is strip completely waist down after that, technique is for children. Let the piss decide how it wants to come out, let the piss take a hold of your entire consciousness
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Apr 22, 2018 23:20
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I lay on the floor, close my eyes, and pretend it's raining.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:23
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I had my urethra surgically rerouted to my rectum so that I pee as I poop. It is the pinnacle of elegance.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:25
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"ninja style", where you pee at the side of the bowl to stay quiet at night.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:31
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Rad-daddio posted:"ninja style", where you pee at the side of the bowl to stay quiet at night.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:32
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Most of the time I just piss up in the air like a whale blowing out its blow hole and let god sort out the winners from the losers
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Apr 22, 2018 23:36
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BloodRed posted:Most of the time I just piss up in the air like a whale blowing out its blow hole and let god sort out the winners from the losers
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Apr 22, 2018 23:38
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Apr 22, 2018 23:40
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I undo the knot & let it slip out my pant leg
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Apr 22, 2018 23:41
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My dick always finds a way to piss at a 90 degree angle no matter how I position it.
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Apr 22, 2018 23:47
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drat that boy gonna pee out the sun! 
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Apr 22, 2018 23:48
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dayum call me
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Apr 23, 2018 00:12
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The fly is useful when you've got a lot of other stuff going on. Like when I'm rock climbing and have a harness on
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Apr 23, 2018 03:44
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pinch the foreskin, let the piss fill it up like a balloon, carry it into the bathroom / retention pond behind the strip mall to release
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Apr 23, 2018 03:47
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I sit down to piss like bog intended
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Apr 23, 2018 03:48
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Doctor Dogballs posted:pinch the foreskin, let the piss fill it up like a balloon, carry it into the bathroom / retention pond behind the strip mall to release just use a rubber band bro, put it on in the morning take it off at night
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Apr 23, 2018 03:50
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Doctor Dogballs posted:pinch the foreskin, let the piss fill it up like a balloon, carry it into the bathroom / retention pond behind the strip mall to release yeah foreskin4lyfe! people complain about it, but you don't see non-foreskin fools able to do cool party tricks like that
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Apr 23, 2018 03:52
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https://twitter.com/degg/status/958824818555662337
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Apr 23, 2018 03:53
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Blue Train posted:I sit down to piss like bog intended same. all of these pissbabies spend all day covered in splashback gross, dudes
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Apr 23, 2018 03:54
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I use a shewee and pinch my nipples like i'm convinced all women do when pissing
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Apr 23, 2018 03:57
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My relationship with my father turned sour at an early age when he kept asking why I dropped my pants all the way to pee and wouldn't take "so I don't get piss on them" for an answer
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Apr 23, 2018 03:59
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If I'm wearing pants I unzip the fly and fish out my junk. If I'm wearing shorts I just roll up the leg I've got my dick tucked down because it's closer. This works because my penis is very long but not especially girthy.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:05
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just recently I had an epiphany and put on my boxers backwards so now when I sit down to poo poo I don't have to expose my manhood to any creepers that might be filming me with hidden cameras and just pop a poop out the pee slot
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Apr 23, 2018 04:06
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Applewhite posted:If I'm wearing pants I unzip the fly and fish out my junk. If I'm wearing shorts I just roll up the leg I've got my dick tucked down because it's closer. This works because my penis is very long but not especially girthy. That’s the kind of penis chicks always be complaining about
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Apr 23, 2018 04:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:That’s the kind of penis chicks always be complaining about I always poke her cervix every time but barely touch the sides so it's the worst of both worlds. But in recognition of that I've really upped my oral game to the point of being extremely good at it.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:08
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thru the underpants leg hole, then the pants fly
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Apr 23, 2018 04:08
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Applewhite posted:I always poke her cervix every time but barely touch the sides so it's the worst of both worlds. drat you slow lol that woulda fell off if it was real. That’s a long way from bein breakfast buddies lol. 
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Apr 23, 2018 04:09
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:drat you slow lol that woulda fell off if it was real. I don't understand what these words mean.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:11
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Applewhite posted:I don't understand what these words mean. Nice wan.
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Apr 23, 2018 04:12
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BloodRed posted:just recently I had an epiphany and put on my boxers backwards so now when I sit down to poo poo I don't have to expose my manhood to any creepers that might be filming me with hidden cameras and just pop a poop out the pee slot but how do you poop without pissing your boxers?
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Apr 23, 2018 04:13
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Applewhite posted:I always poke her cervix every time but barely touch the sides so it's the worst of both worlds. This is the best penis don't feel oppressed by the gynocracy
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Apr 23, 2018 04:15
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I whip it out and unload op
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Apr 23, 2018 04:15
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I like to piss on things for fun Like I'll be in the side pissing on a bush but then if there's a car or bike or something there I might piss on it instead
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Apr 23, 2018 04:17
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:but how do you poop without pissing your boxers? just let it go through the cotton
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