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I think he's disturbingly drunk and she's fending him off with a pool cue.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think he's disturbingly drunk and she's fending him off with a pool cue. she obviously watched a lot of buffy and thought he was a vampire
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not the worst date but the most boring. she was an exceedingly good looking woman who showed up in like 900 dollar dress with a 600 dollar purse, and she was a doctor. doctor, doctor, doctor. she reminded me that she was a DOCTOR. i am a DOCTOR, and I DO DOCTOR THINGS. MY INTERESTS INCLUDE, DOCTOR, OWNING MY OWN PRACTICE, DOCTORING, and coming home to my expensive house that i paid for by being a DOCTOR she talked very very formally, and then told me about her old boyfriend cheated on her with a WHITE GIRL (she was Pakistani) because she apparently wasn't "exciting enough" for him. when asked what they did when they hungout, they watched *insert god awful tv series here* when she wasn't too busy being a doctor. she was pushing 40 but she looked like amal clooney and was very pretty and also when she went to vegas she did not gamble or drink or actually do much of anything. she just went to be spontaneous! but then when she got there she didn't do...anything. stayed in her really nice suite she paid for by being a DOCTOR. when i asked her okay so you work like all day...everyday. come home exhausted. don't really do much of anything but doctor work and you want to get married? she said yes i am getting older and i miss romance. i was so confused.
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:not the worst date but the most boring. she was an exceedingly good looking woman who showed up in like 900 dollar dress with a 600 dollar purse, and she was a doctor. doctor, doctor, doctor. she reminded me that she was a DOCTOR. i am a DOCTOR, and I DO DOCTOR THINGS. MY INTERESTS INCLUDE, DOCTOR, OWNING MY OWN PRACTICE, DOCTORING, and coming home to my expensive house that i paid for by being a DOCTOR I had the exact same experience, only replace the word 'DOCTOR' with 'PROSTITUTE'
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Icochet posted:I had the exact same experience, only replace the word 'DOCTOR' with 'PROSTITUTE' i'm sorry you had a bad date with a pakistani prostitute
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May 13, 2018 21:50
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New York Football Giants or San Francisco Giants?
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May 13, 2018 21:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:New York Football Giants or San Francisco Giants? Neither. He just likes giants
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Oyak posted:I...need some explanation here. She poked you in the chest with a pool cue and you blew snot everywhere? Dude got so drunk I don't know how he remained upright. I informed him I was calling it a night when we finished the pool game. With a bellowing wail he threw himself into my legs and started straight up sobbing. Started hanging onto my legs (it was easier to draw him with a fistful of skirt) and wailing "PLEASE GO HOME WITH ME I'M SO LONELY WAHHHH!!!". I couldn't get him to let go so I started jabbing him with the pool stick. At this point the bartender had to intervene and had to drag him off me and bodily throw him out of the bar. Which leads us to part 2 of this pictorial...  Where he got his equally drunk friend who was nearby to come back and gently caress up my car. After that we come to part 3....  The rest will have to wait for now.
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May 13, 2018 22:45
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How'd you let such a catch slip away?
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May 13, 2018 22:47
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It was hard.
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May 13, 2018 22:53
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I don't get it. I also don't get it, but maybe your hand needs medical attention!
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 To be fair, I could’ve gotten used to it but he couldn’t find the clit sooooo...
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May 13, 2018 23:04
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In a restaurant many years ago....Solice Kirsk posted:
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Waking the Witch posted:
Horror-themed pub then nerd art show? Jfc no wonder the dude wasn't familiar with a vagina.
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Now the thrilling conclusion to the saga... Not too sure what happened to him after that. Probably something like this...  I wound up getting a restraining order. The End. almightyerin fucked around with this message at 23:54 on May 13, 2018 |
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Slam Pajamas posted:In a restaurant many years ago.... Also this is the greatest drawing of a nude man in human history
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I got nothing
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May 14, 2018 01:21
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The hell is a cob house?
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Dr. Quarex posted:Thank you so much for making this work. I was expecting it with every new post.  I though that was her legs up. I did not get what was wrong. You have opened my eyes to the micropeen
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Bombadilillo posted:
Yeah I couldn't even see the dick at first so I thought it was her legs up over her head. Then I saw the tiny dick and was like "ooooo daaaaymmm!" lol
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May 14, 2018 03:09
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Red head who likes Skinny Puppy eh? Wanna get married?
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May 14, 2018 03:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:The hell is a cob house? It's when hippies mix up a bunch of mud and straw with their bare feet and build a house out of it in which to smoke weed
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Skeleton Ape posted:It's when hippies mix up a bunch of mud and straw with their bare feet and build a house out of it in which to smoke weed Just smoke weed in a regular house. Jesus.
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May 14, 2018 03:26
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It looks like a dried out corn cob when it's done.
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Applewhite posted:Yeah I couldn't even see the dick at first so I thought it was her legs up over her head. Then I saw the tiny dick and was like "ooooo daaaaymmm!" I thought it was his legs trapping her and I didn't see micropeen until I went back after seeing these posts. drat that's like trying to gently caress a foam earplug
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