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Team Triss!!
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May 13, 2018 02:36
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#boojennifer At least spell your name right, slut. No no it's pronounced 'Hennifer', ugh.
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May 13, 2018 02:39
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Not good with Ms paint, but I went on a blind date with a woman who had eight tattoos of narwhals. I'll let you extrapolate how it went.
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May 13, 2018 02:40
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my dog died im sad posted:Not good with Ms paint, but I went on a blind date with a woman who had eight tattoos of narwhals. A long night of wild sex as the "Narwhals, Narwhals!" song plays full volume on repeat.
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May 13, 2018 02:43
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How did you know?
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May 13, 2018 02:45
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May 13, 2018 02:46
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WORST dates, not good ones.
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May 13, 2018 02:55
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Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 13, 2018 |
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May 13, 2018 03:11
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Mod reversal of fortune
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May 13, 2018 03:14
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May 13, 2018 03:16
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Oh no! 
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May 13, 2018 03:25
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What games did you play with the kid?
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May 13, 2018 03:28
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:What games did you play with the kid? "Find the Teacup Under the Sheet."
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May 13, 2018 03:29
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It was 9/11 op
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May 13, 2018 03:42
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 I really can't do justice to the looks on mine and the bartenders faces with this medium.
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May 13, 2018 03:45
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After going to a movie and dinner with the fiancee, now ex wife.
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May 13, 2018 04:47
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Edgar posted:After going to a movie and dinner with the fiancee, now ex wife. Where is the hearty loving mooseknuckle? All I ask is for some god drat professionalism.
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May 13, 2018 05:00
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May 13, 2018 07:46
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Is that a pizza. On the floor?
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May 13, 2018 07:52
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my dog died im sad posted:Is that a pizza. On the floor? Just the empty box. Also I think she was eHarmony, not match.com
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May 13, 2018 07:52
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i dont remember the specifics but she made fun of me for flossing and mocked my book collection and i made her sleep on my couch because the first part really grossed me out and we didnt really have anything in common and we both were too hosed up to drive
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May 13, 2018 08:25
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i dont remember the specifics but she made fun of me for flossing and mocked my book collection and i made her sleep on my couch because the first part really grossed me out and we didnt really have anything in common and we both were too hosed up to drive Fascinating, thank you for sharing. Did she see herself out in the morning?
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May 13, 2018 08:57
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I've got a dozen "worst dates" I could share, but every version of MS Paint after Windows 3.1 has been garbage sooooo
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May 13, 2018 09:22
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May 13, 2018 09:34
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LoonyLeif posted:I've got a dozen "worst dates" I could share, but every version of MS Paint after Windows 3.1 has been garbage sooooo Did your date leave after you told them this?
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May 13, 2018 09:53
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Edgar posted:After going to a movie and dinner with the fiancee, now ex wife. Mormons have a very strict “you-break-it-you-buy-it” policy.
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May 13, 2018 16:08
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Ollu posted:Mormons have a very strict “you-break-it-you-buy-it” policy. Yeah and it's a scam. All the merchandise is already broken, just glued together so it collapses once you pick it up.
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May 13, 2018 16:12
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If the hymens intact, gods fine that's a fact
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May 13, 2018 16:13
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Chomp8645 posted:Yeah and it's a scam. All the merchandise is already broken, just glued together so it collapses once you pick it up. I would expect nothing less from a religion that started in America.
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May 13, 2018 16:15
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 Edit: Ok, can't figure out how to flip this in my phone. Pretend it's supposed to illustrate just how sideways the date went.
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May 13, 2018 16:45
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 Does it count as a date if I didn't actually get out of the car?
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May 13, 2018 17:02
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Jake never gets out of the car.
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May 13, 2018 17:03
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her: "I'm a redditor" : "oh, I've heard of that"
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May 13, 2018 17:06
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Harsh.... ... but fair???
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May 13, 2018 17:09
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Whipstickagostop posted:
Why did you do the hard stop in the last panel? Did you suddenly feel sorry?
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May 13, 2018 18:09
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Meck Pomses posted:Why did you do the hard stop in the last panel? Did you suddenly feel sorry? The last panel is me laying down all 78 galloping horses as I fled the scene. I was parked outside a small cafe by her house that we agreed to meet at. I did try to think of a nicer way to get out of it as she was walking to my car, but I couldn't think of anything apart from "JUST GO GO GO!" so I started my car back up and bolted out of there. I felt like a massive bellend all the way home, so when I got back I did the only thing I could to make it right - blocked her on MSN and Myspace, and never trusted profiles with all the photos taken from above ever again.
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May 13, 2018 18:37
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almightyerin posted:
I...need some explanation here. She poked you in the chest with a pool cue and you blew snot everywhere?
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