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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
A pink crop top with a red flower embroidered over my left tit.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Neutrino posted:

A pink crop top with a red flower embroidered over my left tit.

:hmmyes:

This guy gets it.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
My pick up tanktops are all mylar, op. When they're staring at my chest they get confused by their own image shining back at them. This gives me enough time to throw my lasso.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

How do you feel about lash enhancing mascara?

My lashes are already lustrous and thick. Im sorry.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Imagine enjoying fun so much you just try and have it

im close, but i cant get there

Shampy
Apr 27, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress all the haters op, you do you

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Shampy posted:

gently caress all the haters op, you do you

:hai:

curlys gold posted:

im close, but i cant get there

It's a process, buddy!

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I wear cool rear end video game and Star Wars t-shirts when I hit up the mall to pick up cute boys and girls alike.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

video game and Star Wars t-shirts

:lmdbo:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

besleeve yourself strumpet!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Pink with the word "SLUT" written across the boobs in glitter.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I just wear tie dye to attract the 'hippie' types then lead them on just long enough so they sell me weed on the cheap

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I tie mine on the hip bc they are always sooo big omg!

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I always make sure my 3DS XL Pikachu Edition is sticking out of my back pocket to let the ladies know I'm available.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Menthe green from American apparel

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Johnny Walker posted:

White with various stains.

A cunning color for hiding all the dried cum.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

rear end-Haggis posted:

my blood bagel irrigated

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Huh

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Ive got a cool tank that has the American flag on the back and says RED WHITE AND BETTER THAT YOU SINCE 1776 and ibalso have one that has the American flag on the front and it says BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR WINNERS and i also have one that has a silhouette of a guy doing a keg stand on the back and the silhouette is colored like the American flag

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nooner posted:

Ive got a cool tank that has the American flag on the back and says RED WHITE AND BETTER THAT YOU SINCE 1776 and ibalso have one that has the American flag on the front and it says BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR WINNERS and i also have one that has a silhouette of a guy doing a keg stand on the back and the silhouette is colored like the American flag

badass.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

Ive got a cool tank that has the American flag on the back and says RED WHITE AND BETTER THAT YOU SINCE 1776 and ibalso have one that has the American flag on the front and it says BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR WINNERS and i also have one that has a silhouette of a guy doing a keg stand on the back and the silhouette is colored like the American flag

Fine! I'm jealous, okay!?

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


if find that if you're a bottom looking for dick dark clothes with a slightly exposed neon jock is pretty good

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Biscuit but pronounced bisk-wee.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Some see my tank top as blue, others as gold.

I'm the talk of the town.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Pretty sad that the tube-top fell out of vogue.

What am I going to do with my gross of brightly colored tube-tops?

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



when you're hot like me the cute boys try to pick YOU up at the mall

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Chainmail is my go to

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Hell Stink posted:

Chainmail is my go to

p. pro, but a knitted vest that looks like chain mail on vhs is how you get that penetration from a beefcake bavarian

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's white but has a big picture of Garfield on it looking really smug with the words "someone's baking brownies"
On the back it says "it's you!"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

It's white but has a big picture of Garfield on it looking really smug with the words "someone's baking brownies"
On the back it says "it's you!"

So chic!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Hunter orange. Let's them no I'm hunting and not to shoot without permission.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Um, ahem:

https://www.budk.com/Death-Rage-Sle...tive-Dyes-42018

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




mesh

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
One of those cool color-changing shirts like I had back in the 80s :cool:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a red one with a cheeseburger screen printed on the front, so they know i'm lighthearted.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i wear my black avril lavinge concert t with the sleeves ripped off, accentuated by my spiked leather wrist bands and well worn daisy dukes

yes my hair is died a variety of colors depending on my mood

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I got one where it’s got a picture of a butt in a thong over the boobs spot but then the boobs have huge areolas (like WHAT?) but then it’s like they have pasties but you can still see the edges a little or whatever but no total nippage but it’s like a really hairy butt too so you’re all like, :thunk: is that a dudes butt in a thong that looks like boobs printed on a tank top with pastied nips? Some people can’t handle it their mind just breaks. :butt:

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Either a "Big Johnson" or a "Big Dog". Basically anything from the house of "Big".

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