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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Personally, mauve.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*toilet flush sound*

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
Fuchsia has always served me well in getting my blood bagel irrigated, but that's just me tbh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chinatown posted:

*toilet flush sound*

Not fashion club material.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lol if you wear clothes when Prowling

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also,

rear end-Haggis posted:

getting my blood bagel irrigated

:wtc: + :bravo:

bigfatdynamo
May 10, 2016

When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
im extremely obease and the sight of my upper arms sends girls running what do

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Green, for camouflage. What other color would you possibly pick?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


White with various stains.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bigfatdynamo posted:

im extremely obease and the sight of my upper arms sends girls running what do


Colonel Cancer posted:

Green, for camouflage. What other color would you possibly pick?

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
lol if you want my gay erotica you'll have to pay the 99 ˘ on amazon but nice try game respect game

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBpBy8Ss62g

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
GBS really needs an erotica writing contest...

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Just floatin' that out there.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
"Be the change you want to see in the world", he whispered sensually, chin deep in his lover's rear end in a top hat.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Colonel Cancer posted:

"Be the change you want to see in the world", he whispered sensually, chin deep in his lover's rear end in a top hat.

:hmmyes:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

rage face all-over print

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFSLWem2ft4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pale neon green and skin tight really sets off my flushed fat face and show cases the goods as I work up a good breathing routine after getting out of the rascal and making a lap or two without stopping for an orange julius.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
What the hell? You're not Skylark.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gimbal lock posted:

What the hell? You're not Skylark.

This is true.

I'm thinking like rich earth tones because they really set off my eyes.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
always be dressing as & channelling the behaivors of bennet this technique cannot fail only be failed

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I wear a black handkerchief in my right back pocket. Sometimes I'll stuff a dirty jockstrap into my right back pocket & see where the day takes us.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I would like to join the fashion club

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Teal

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

bigfatdynamo posted:

im extremely obease and the sight of my upper arms sends girls running what do

Tattoo some sweet Francis Bacon Pope art onto that beef.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wear one with a picture of a sports bra on it. :bigtran:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I just back into the local Little League parking lot at the city park with my parking lights and right turn signal on like a normal guy.

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Call the police on Granos Literally A Person :grin:

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

hey how about we go eat some heat lamp stir-fry and then maybe look at some cell phone cases and see what happens

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Literally A Person posted:

GBS really needs an erotica writing contest...

As Stephen gently caressed my balls, he whispered sensually into my ear...

"I'm gay"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

curlys gold posted:

hey how about we go eat some heat lamp stir-fry and then maybe look at some cell phone cases and see what happens

You can't spell 'Goon Love' without several of the letters in General Tso's.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
How is this not a Skylark thread?

E; fb like Skylark by her emotionally unstable bf

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
It is puce, OP.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Op, prepare to be sued for posting gimmick infringement

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





digital woodland camo.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I would like to join the fashion club

How do you feel about lash enhancing mascara?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Imagine being so un creative, you attempt to steal a Fyad posters gimmic. And fail.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine being so un creative, you attempt to steal a Fyad posters gimmic. And fail.

i thought we were pretending it wasn't an intentional shitposting gimmick and that's why the threads weren't punished for the consistent low quality nature of the repetitive bad joke.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine being so un creative, you attempt to steal a Fyad posters gimmic. And fail.

Imagine enjoying fun so much you just try and have it regardless of content or using other posters as a measuring stick.

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