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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Your Gay Uncle posted:

if his wife divorces him over this his tinder name should be " Kraft Single"

i'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but... i'm afraid his wife is already dead.

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
hahaha gently caress the patriots their garbage owner and their dunce-rear end fans

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Bonzo posted:

Please be Jeb
Please be Jeb
Please be Jeb
Please be Jeb
Please be Jeb
Please be Jeb

Oh lort :pray:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

oh word?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mozi posted:

i'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but... i'm afraid his wife is already dead.

was her last wish for him to get economic handys for the rest of his years?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I can't imagine being over the age of sixteen and paying for a hand job.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Gaunab posted:

I can't imagine being over the age of sixteen and paying for a hand job.

who could forget paying for all those tuggers freshman year

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I can't imagine a handjob

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
everyone from Boston is a degenerate

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Sounds like getting your balls deflated is the real Patriots tradition.

This one needed an emptyquote

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Bonzo posted:

was her last wish for him to get economic handys for the rest of his years?

i'm looking at the will now and the exact language is 'asian handjobs not to exceed $50 or 1 hour'.

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Manually manipulate my genitals to the point of climax

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I revise my earlier statement

Broil and marinate the rich before you eat them.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
This is the equivalent of Wilbur Ross stuffing his pockets full of condiment packets at one of his fast food restaurants.

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
I’m the $7 tip.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Gaunab posted:

I can't imagine being over the age of sixteen and paying for a hand job.

Wait a second... does this mean you paid for hand jobs before you were 16?!

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Is there a video of Robert Kraft getting the handjob?

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

He likes Disney movies because they have happy endings

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
His favorite disney movie is mulan

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Pycckuu posted:

Is there a video of Robert Kraft getting the handjob?

Supposedly there are several videos of him in the establishment per multiple news outlets.

Whether it's him actually in the act or just soliciting I don't think they've confirmed yet

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Big Beef City posted:

Supposedly there are several videos of him in the establishment per multiple news outlets.

Whether it's him actually in the act or just soliciting I don't think they've confirmed yet

https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com...7db0/hua-pc.pdf

This is the entire surveillance log of the sting. They had cameras in each of the rooms.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
if I were operating a sting I think the cameras would only go wherever is the most humiliating

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Schweinhund posted:

everyone from Boston is a degenerate

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Poasty posted:

He likes Disney movies because they have happy endings

:drat:

Milo and POTUS posted:

His favorite disney movie is mulan

:vince:

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006


Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




https://twitter.com/tom_stackpole/status/1098991495670104065

Oh man, that video's gonna end up on the internet eventually. :barf:

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

LabyaMynora posted:

https://twitter.com/tom_stackpole/status/1098991495670104065

Oh man, that video's gonna end up on the internet eventually. :barf:

If I can't see an elderly billionaire catch a cheap handie in a strip mall I don't even know what I'm doing on the internet anymore.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
can't wait to see kraft's noodle

with cheese

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

LabyaMynora posted:

Wait a second... does this mean you paid for hand jobs before you were 16?!

Yep, paid myself $5 everytime I jerked off. Had over $500 saved by the time I started my junior year.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Wasn't there a GBS thread of posting funny RubMaps.com comments and it was just chocked full of people who really wanted to eat out hookers?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mozi posted:

i'm reading the police report and it's just gross and sad. blech

Did you ask yourself the same question I did: Was it the same white towel every time?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Bip Roberts posted:

Wasn't there a GBS thread of posting funny RubMaps.com comments and it was just chocked full of people who really wanted to eat out hookers?

I hope so, that'd be a weird thing for you to have imagined

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I got my balls deflated at Bohemian Grove Express

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

It's really bizarre and strange because if you're Robert loving Kraft worth like 6 billion dollars then you can walk into literally anywhere in the world and have your pick of women who want to do whatever strange sex stuff with you because you wield more power, money, and influence than many small countries and then you don't have to commit felonies while exploiting women who are probably held against their will to give you handjobs. I just don't get it.

The sicko is getting off on the power dynamic and legality

Another billionare creepo that belongs to the gallows

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

Szyznyk posted:

Did you ask yourself the same question I did: Was it the same white towel every time?

When the parlor opened the towel was black.

Also

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Sounds like getting your balls deflated is the real Patriots tradition.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


How much could a handjob possibly cost? $10,000?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Tom Gorman posted:

How much could a handjob possibly cost? $10,000?

uh... yeah, normally, but i could let you have one for only $9,600?

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Tom Gorman posted:

How much could a handjob possibly cost? $10,000?

he could afford 10 handjobs a day for 200 years

this guy is real wealthy and real dumb

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Rich guy hires hooker sounds pretty meh, how else can we say it?

The owner of the Patriots, the worst NFL team in the league, with the worst head coach and quarterback, who are also friends with Fascist hispanicstomper Donald Trump, solicited a prostitute and was arrested for it!

There ya go. That's clicks baby.

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I'm sure if we got to see everything the NFL did behind closed doors it wouldn't be that indistinguishable from the worst of ancient Rome.


What I am a saying is the NFL is bad.

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