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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i want you to work more hours for more money, and with this handy chart here i can show that less hours for more money is actually less money than more work for more money.

i submit the rest of my time to the chairman

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What if i want to watch pretty, above-age girls in normal relationships kissing each other, but i swear my enjoyment of the event will only take place when i’m by myself

Is that ok?

What are you calling normal? :catbert:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Frankenstyle posted:

But what's your position on Cilantro? Do you agree that it makes food taste like it's flavored with hobo sweat, or are you too afraid to risk losing the hobo vote?

you can drink more hobo sweat if you want to, once you're working fewer hours for more money!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

OMFG FURRY posted:

i want you to work more hours for more money, and with this handy chart here i can show that less hours for more money is actually less money than more work for more money.

i submit the rest of my time to the chairman

nope. work fewer hours, but get... more money! that's my platform!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Hell Stink posted:

What are you calling normal? :catbert:

You know, lawful and/or neutral

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





I've heard you want to make people work more hours for less money. Is this true?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
what are your thoughts on reparations

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

sweet geek swag posted:

I've heard you want to make people work more hours for less money. Is this true?

easy mistake, but quite the opposite, my friend! in my america, we work LESS hours for MORE money!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

OP, how do you feel about paid lunches? If I don't have work I can just skip a meal to save money but when I'm on the job I need that extra energy, so I should be compensated. This would also benefit the fast food industry because it would let me afford to eat there more often.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

super sweet best pal posted:

OP, how do you feel about paid lunches? If I don't have work I can just skip a meal to save money but when I'm on the job I need that extra energy, so I should be compensated. This would also benefit the fast food industry because it would let me afford to eat there more often.

that fits in well with working fewer hours for more money! yeah!

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
i live in the wrong country and i am pretty sure you have to be a 60 years old millionaire to run for president but goddam do i hate working for a living

Vrtra
Mar 25, 2017

the monster in your nightmares
you have my vote, and my axe to slay your enemies.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Pick posted:

that's a lot of fancy words! I believe people should work fewer hours for less money! let's do it!!

you already done hosed up.

Pick posted:

whoops, more money!!! more money!!! *dean scream*

You're over. :fork:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
you just got dunked OP

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Pick Your Poison 2020

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm also running, and let me tell you: My opponent's so-called plan is a childish fantasy that ignores socioeconomic science

Now, with my plan, people will have more time off work and less financial strain. It's obvious.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Drunk Nerds posted:

I'm also running, and let me tell you: My opponent's so-called plan is a childish fantasy that ignores socioeconomic science

Now, with my plan, people will have more time off work and less financial strain. It's obvious.

:thunk: yeah... this sounds reasonable. This candidate is making sense.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I prefer working more hours for no money. Abolish the dollar!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Bernie will win, that's all.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
And nothin will change.

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Can I work nothing for infinite money in your new America

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Where is my opponent, now?

Working more hours, perhaps?

I however am a man of the people and my promises. I'm at the Jungle concert experiencing less financial stress.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i just don’t wanna work anymore. i don’t care about money.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Hi Pick. Im from Australia. How will your idea of work less, earn more work with foreign policy?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Work less, get paid more, make foreign people work for you!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Candidate Pick wants to cut your hours and increase regulation, driving up costs for small businesses. The real winners of her plan: Netflix. What else doesn’t she want you to know?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress off Pick

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

My work is making hosed up porn for sex weirds and I pledge my vote to you. :)

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Frankenstyle posted:

But what's your position on Cilantro? Do you agree that it makes food taste like it's flavored with hobo sweat, or are you too afraid to risk losing the hobo vote?

Cilantro is delicious, you just have inferior genes that make it taste like poo poo.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

all i want is a candidate who shoots from the hip, uses common sense, and doesn't observe object permanence

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

jimmyjams posted:

fart/piss 2020
piss is president right now

I don't mind my job but I could work less of it for more money

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
My plan is means-tested access to the opportunity to work less.

More money? Well I'll reach across the aisle and see what I can do.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

The Management posted:

Candidate Pick wants to cut your hours and increase regulation, driving up costs for small businesses. The real winners of her plan: Netflix. What else doesn’t she want you to know?

I want to work less hours for more money so I can watch more Netflix.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

It's my money and I want it now!

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
Can I work the same hours for the same money but get free healthcare and higher education?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
I'll make the Super PAC.

PickPAC.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


OP as someone who owns a company that is barely able to pay employees as is, how will we afford to pay people more to work less, which means I need to hire more people and also pay them more.

All these people will make no money and work no hours

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

pixaal posted:

OP as someone who owns a company that is barely able to pay employees as is, how will we afford to pay people more to work less, which means I need to hire more people and also pay them more.

All these people will make no money and work no hours

Have you considered that you yourself can make more money and work less hours, and thus be able to compensate your employees new and old

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

pick if you are 35 and born in the USA I will vote for you

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

pixaal posted:

OP as someone who owns a company that is barely able to pay employees as is, how will we afford to pay people more to work less, which means I need to hire more people and also pay them more.

All these people will make no money and work no hours

actually, they'll work FEWER hours for MORE money. easy mistake.

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