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It's a fee for having a tiny hog, op
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Internetjack posted:Am I understanding this right, you paid ~$17 for a cup of coffee? I was feeling particularly lazy and looked up how much a large ice coffee would be. With fee and taxes it came out to $12ish bucks for a $4.57 cup of coffee. It was actually a condescend milk coffee from a thai place...but still. Hot drat
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Oct 23, 2019 01:46
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The tiny hog store called and they're running out of you
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bossy lady posted:The tiny hog store called and they're running out of you
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Oct 23, 2019 01:48
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I'm pretty sure I got charged that fee when I shipped my dong to your mom. Free return envelope included of course, I'm affiliated with Zappos.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:49
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Same thing as a big dick discount op. 
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Oct 23, 2019 01:51
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BattleSausage posted:I'm pretty sure I got charged that fee when I shipped my dong to your mom.
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BattleSausage posted:I'm pretty sure I got charged that fee when I shipped my dong to your mom. Oops, mom jokes are lame. Unless they funny. This is not. Use at peril in gbs.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:17
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numberoneposter posted:how much do you tip your landlord? very carefully
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Oct 23, 2019 02:27
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I aint buying no hogs or small hogs for that matter!
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:eating take out is for the rich. having a single premade meal delivered to you is for the super rich. My wife found out that her boss's son spends about $700 per month on uber eats alone. Then spends several hundred more on a personal trainer to burn off the calories.
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Oct 23, 2019 03:31
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Burt Sexual posted:Oops, mom jokes are lame. Unless they funny. This is not. Use at peril in gbs. But you just empty quoted it
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Devils Affricate posted:But you just empty quoted it By accident you absolute idiot. Read or contribute. Or mod the thread. I guess?
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Burt Sexual posted:By accident you absolute idiot. Read or contribute. Or mod the thread. I guess? Yes sir, thank you sir, I was just confused sir
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Oct 23, 2019 04:12
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Quim.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:17
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Sassing the mod fee
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cnut posted:Quim. I binged this.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:55
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numberoneposter posted:i always tip $1 at my favorite take away chinese place Pay in cash and a lot of what you paid for your meal is basically an untaxed tip
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Oct 23, 2019 05:09
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Alright I want McDonalds hash brown, a Burger King sausage croissant, a coffee from Arbys, a Crunchwrap supreme, and a chizza. Heres a couple nickels and a chewed on thumbnail for a tip, oh hey check it out a warm jolly rancher floatin around in my pocket. Its all you muh man. 
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Oct 23, 2019 05:50
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Its actually kind of a huge pain in the rear end for restaurants to use delivery apps. Many of them have some sort of proprietary hardware (printer) that is its own separate thing. So someone has to receive the order, build the order, pack it to-go, check it, and hand it off to a driver that is waiting. The small item fee is to discourage restaurants from getting inundated with people who just want a side of rice, a single coffee, or a fortune cookie. The online ordering taxes the infrastructure of the restaurant more than just regular people . It also gives restaurants less control over the quality of their product. They have to hand it off to a third party. Basically it is only worth it if people are using it to place larger orders.
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Oct 23, 2019 06:57
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I hate capitalism but enjoy all the benefits of it
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DB Pooper posted:I hate capitalism but enjoy all the benefits of it The historical alternatives have not been entirely appealing.
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Oct 23, 2019 07:23
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Hello I would like delivery of one small hog.
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The_Continental posted:Its actually kind of a huge pain in the rear end for restaurants to use delivery apps. Many of them have some sort of proprietary hardware (printer) that is its own separate thing. So someone has to receive the order, build the order, pack it to-go, check it, and hand it off to a driver that is waiting. The small item fee is to discourage restaurants from getting inundated with people who just want a side of rice, a single coffee, or a fortune cookie. The online ordering taxes the infrastructure of the restaurant more than just regular people . It also gives restaurants less control over the quality of their product. They have to hand it off to a third party. Basically it is only worth it if people are using it to place larger orders. Also, some of the services (Doordash and Grubhub off the top of my head) guarantee a minimum per-delivery payment to drivers.
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Coasterphreak posted:Also, some of the services (Doordash and Grubhub off the top of my head) guarantee a minimum per-delivery payment to drivers. Yea... and if you tip the driver less than the minimum through the app, you're actually only helping GrubHub & DoorDash save money. and it literally doesn't mean anything to the driver  ... 
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Oct 23, 2019 08:07
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Its for your small penis, OP. Your small penis is the small item.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:11
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Really great insights into the economics behind the small item fee from (what I imagine) are industry professionals. However, these detailed explanations are irrelevant as the "small item fee" in this case actually refers to OPs comically small penis.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:11
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The historical alternatives have not been entirely appealing. Yeah weve tried like... one whole alternative!
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Applewhite posted:Yeah weve tried like... one whole alternative! Wow time to read some history, friend.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:24
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SilvergunSuperman posted:The historical alternatives have not been entirely appealing. it was a lot better when kings would regularly enforce debt annulment
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Oct 23, 2019 08:29
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Leave my small wenier outta this. This is about CAPITALISM
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Oct 23, 2019 08:46
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Leave my small wenier outta this. This is about CAPITALISM Capitalism is so soul crushingly awful that people put up with a system that killed millions of people for 69 years before admitting it wasnt as good and giving up. And even afterwards the desire for an alternative is so powerful that we havent entirely ruled out trying the same thing again.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:55
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numberoneposter posted:how much do you tip your landlord? I think it was like 200,000 yen or something.
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Reduce delivery fee percentages by having them fill up a trashbag-lined shipping container with your coffee, bulk carrier rates are where the savings are at.
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Applewhite posted:Capitalism is so soul crushingly awful that people put up with a system that killed millions of people for 69 years before admitting it wasnt as good and giving up. And even afterwards the desire for an alternative is so powerful that we havent entirely ruled out trying the same thing again. Yeah! And they made my coffee expensive!
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Oct 23, 2019 09:21
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i give good item
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Oct 23, 2019 10:36
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Burt Sexual posted:I binged this.  Quim binger itt
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Oct 23, 2019 10:58
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inadequately sized package tax
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I hope the coffee is good enough to justify the expense
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Is coffee some kind of code word for ordering drugs or prostitutes?
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