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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I sat on your balls. But I did not sit on the deputy's
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Drone_Fragger posted:Honestly the worst part about toilets is that if you’re not careful when you sit down your wang can kinda ricochet up off the inside of the toilet bowl right as you sit down and get stuck under the seat right as you sit down. Hurts like a motherfucker. Now I'm wondering how long sacks deal with not dunking them in the toilet bowl, do they piss standing before taking a dump and pull everything up? Wrap 'em around the shaft like scrotal shawl? The mind boggles. 
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Mar 5, 2020 22:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I sat on your balls. Some people pay good money for that kind of service. You're sitting on a goldmine. Brute Hole Force posted:Now I'm wondering how long sacks deal with not dunking them in the toilet bowl, do they piss standing before taking a dump and pull everything up? Wrap 'em around the shaft like scrotal shawl? The mind boggles. Sit on the toilet like normal, but aim up and arc the piss into the sink.
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Brute Hole Force posted:Now I'm wondering how long sacks deal with not dunking them in the toilet bowl, do they piss standing before taking a dump and pull everything up? Wrap 'em around the shaft like scrotal shawl? The mind boggles. as soon as they hit the cold water they retract.
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Mar 5, 2020 23:17
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Three years ago I sat on my balls and they haven't been the same since
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Mar 5, 2020 23:29
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sat on my balls again to see if i still feel i focus on the balls the only thing that's real
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Mar 5, 2020 23:32
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hate when that happens
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Mar 5, 2020 23:33
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fuken rip
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Mar 5, 2020 23:50
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i dont have this problem with my beefy balls OP
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Mar 5, 2020 23:50
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Long long balls
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Mar 6, 2020 00:14
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How are your balls
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Mar 6, 2020 01:28
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long balls? change your drawers.
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Mar 6, 2020 01:59
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Just let Mr T eat your balls, problem solved!
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Mar 6, 2020 02:01
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A little strategically placed duct tape or a good strong epoxy glue would help alleviate that problem op.
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Mar 6, 2020 02:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Get some throwback spandex biker shorts. the frank and beans go up and to the left
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Mar 6, 2020 02:29
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My wife says she can tell by how long my sack is whether I’m horny or not. If that sack ain’t rockin’, don’t come a-knockin
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Mar 6, 2020 02:37
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long ball larry
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Mar 6, 2020 02:44
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The only time I've ever seen a man's testicles in person is when I was at a birthday party and the birthday boy got way too drunk and stripped off all of his clothes and fell asleep and in the middle of the night I can see that somehow he had tucked his balls behind his legs and for a moment I couldn't figure out what they were because there were not any hairs on them
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Mar 6, 2020 02:49
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lol balls
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Mar 6, 2020 03:02
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i hate when i sit on my balls and it squirts all the pee out
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Mar 6, 2020 03:05
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dr.acula posted:I have a huge dick and balls too OP I have huge balls and a tiny dick.  The worst part is that every time I pee, I get piss all over my balls 'cuz my tiny dick can't get clearance. 
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Mar 6, 2020 03:17
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You may be a pig op but at least you didn't poo poo on your balls
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Mar 6, 2020 03:23
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Jose Oquendo posted:There was an ancient Ask/Tell thread about a guy who had no legs. I can't remember why or what happened. But the very first question posted was, "How do you get around with out crushing your nuts all the time." He was born without legs, and he wore a torso shoe thing that kept his boys in place. That was a good thread, dude still posts I believe.
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Sorry video of this happening to you was viewed millions of times https://twitter.com/eddiesteak/status/1139600775737483264?s=21
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I can smell my balls through my jeans at my desk cursed post, also same
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Mar 6, 2020 03:53
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do your balls hang low
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Mar 6, 2020 04:46
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Anyone know how to get gum out of pants *Ballsack showing *
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sticksy posted:Sorry video of this happening to you was viewed millions of times i was looking for this thank you
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Mar 6, 2020 04:59
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Tell your dom the metal chastity cage he put on you is having side effects.
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:I can smell my balls through my jeans at my desk ack, my balls smell like paul blarts jeans
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Pick posted:The only time I've ever seen a man's testicles in person is when I was at a birthday party and the birthday boy got way too drunk and stripped off all of his clothes and fell asleep and in the middle of the night I can see that somehow he had tucked his balls behind his legs and for a moment I couldn't figure out what they were because there were not any hairs on them I refuse to believe Hugh never rolled dirty
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So I got a friend that had to have surgery on his balls to raise them up. Yes, this is a thing. He woke up I guess one morning and one of them was aching bad. Waited a bit then it got too much. It was twisted around somehow. gently caress low balls.
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LabyaMynora posted:I have huge balls and a tiny dick. I guess my balls could always be bigger if you want to trade. I have PMs.
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Burt Sexual posted:So I got a friend that had to have surgery on his balls to raise them up. Yes, this is a thing. He woke up I guess one morning and one of them was aching bad. Waited a bit then it got too much. It was twisted around somehow. gently caress low balls. did they wobble to and fro?
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Mar 6, 2020 05:39
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yikes! posted:did they wobble to and fro? I never asked or inspected. But it cost like $8k I guess after all said and done. Big balls are pricey.
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Burt Sexual posted:So I got a friend that had to have surgery on his balls to raise them up. Yes, this is a thing. How vein must one be?
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1redflag posted:How vein must one be? I have no idea how’d they do this exactly. Please raise my balls. Tia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rAjily7rME
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sticksy posted:Sorry video of this happening to you was viewed millions of times goddamn I've watched this like 20 times and I can't stop laughing
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watching a baseball game and getting uncomfortable when the announcer keeps talking about the batter's long balls.
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