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Goddamn long-rear end balls 
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Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
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Mar 5, 2020 18:19
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rear end balls
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Mar 5, 2020 18:19
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Look at this posters really long balls
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Mar 5, 2020 18:26
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You gotta remember to pick them up and rest them in your lap when you sit down.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:28
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OP irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8LPgv4NK0
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Mar 5, 2020 18:29
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cut em off then
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Mar 5, 2020 18:31
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I can smell my balls through my jeans at my desk
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Mar 5, 2020 18:32
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This one time I had a lump on one of my balls and so I went to the doctor. The nurse who I first talked asked "you sure you didn't, like, sit on your balls or anything?" She actually said "balls" and it was pretty funny. But no, I didn't sit on my balls. It was the ol' cancer!
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Mar 5, 2020 18:33
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I find the best way to avoid this is to just let them hang out my pants, that's why they put that lil zipper on the front
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Mar 5, 2020 18:37
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The Mr. Belvedere balls story is most likely apocryphal but it's loving hilarious every time I hear it.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:40
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I don't got that problem cause Mr. T ate my balls.
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Mar 5, 2020 18:41
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Balls! Sat on my gently caress again
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Mar 5, 2020 18:43
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geep!
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Mar 5, 2020 19:30
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Just lol if you can't will your scrotum to tighten up so they're nice and snug and out of the way when they need to be. The only time they should be hanging low is when you're wanting them to slap against that chin or that clit you know what I'm sayin'.
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Mar 5, 2020 19:33
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Testicle Jim
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Mar 5, 2020 19:36
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:The only time they should be hanging low is when you're wanting them to slap against that chin or that clit you know what I'm sayin'. I don't know what you're sayin'. Can you please explain with pictures? Thank you.
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Mar 5, 2020 19:38
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gently caress My Balls
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Mar 5, 2020 19:43
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Balls long, so what
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Mar 5, 2020 20:00
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LabyaMynora posted:I don't know what you're sayin'. Can you please explain with pictures? Thank you. I'd rather show you in person 
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Mar 5, 2020 20:01
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You're supposed to make wishes on them, not sit on them! Of course its gonna hurt, they're not made for comfort!
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Mar 5, 2020 20:05
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my balls also hell of sag and i just wear underwear to corral them op
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Mar 5, 2020 20:06
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I take the advice of the old song and throw them over my shoulder. Other options include tying them in a knot.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:24
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I did this in class after sneaking in once
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Mar 5, 2020 20:31
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Wowie zowie!
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Mar 5, 2020 20:31
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Ha hah, that ol' chestnut.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:35
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Is this a thing that happens frequently? I would have assumed briefs would be a lot more popular if it is.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:48
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Could be worse mine fall asleep sometimes its like teabagging a cactus.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:54
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Feelin' this thread. And my balls.
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Mar 5, 2020 20:54
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Aeminal why do you have such a long-rear end balls
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Mar 5, 2020 20:56
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There was an ancient Ask/Tell thread about a guy who had no legs. I can't remember why or what happened. But the very first question posted was, "How do you get around with out crushing your nuts all the time." I did a literal spit take and I still think about that often.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:02
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YeahTubaMike posted:Is this a thing that happens frequently? I would have assumed briefs would be a lot more popular if it is. I don't think I ever did it before I was about 40, but now I do it about once a year, usually getting into the car for whatever reason. It can hurt like hell but more often it's just a nuisance.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:06
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Ack!
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Mar 5, 2020 21:13
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I have a huge dick and balls too OP
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Mar 5, 2020 21:13
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Jose Oquendo posted:There was an ancient Ask/Tell thread about a guy who had no legs. I can't remember why or what happened. But the very first question posted was, "How do you get around with out crushing your nuts all the time." It's buried somewhere in the "Your Name is What" thread I think but one goon told of his friend that had a really long sack and one time at a music festival someone asks the goon "wtf is that?" and he turns around to look and his friend had fallen asleep against the wall of his tent and his balls had migrated under the tent to the outside.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:23
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Get some throwback spandex biker shorts.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:39
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whaddya mean throwback
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Mar 5, 2020 21:45
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I sat on your balls.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:45
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Honestly the worst part about toilets is that if you’re not careful when you sit down your wang can kinda ricochet up off the inside of the toilet bowl right as you sit down and get stuck under the seat right as you sit down. Hurts like a motherfucker.
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Mar 5, 2020 21:49
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Another Bill posted:whaddya mean throwback  yeah you’re right when you really think about it. 
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