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projecthalaxy posted:I was watching TV and i saw this ad for a cartoon dog show and for some reason became so angry that I smashed all my possessions with issue hobnailed boots and issue ax handle and threw them in the incinerator. Was the cartoon dog diving, recreationally?
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What the gently caress? Why is he on land?!
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Apr 10, 2020 19:13
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Those scooby doos! They get me so angry.
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Who What Now posted:What the gently caress? Why is he on land?! to think the domain of the SEA PATROL ends at the water's edge - a fatal error
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Coming soon: LAND PATROL. An offender is caught driving a car with non-regulation custom headlight colors. The penalty? Summary execution.
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Coming soon: LAND PATROL. An offender is caught driving a car with non-regulation custom headlight colors. The penalty? Summary execution. lmao
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"My tiny metallic briefcase! NO!"
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I haven’t been in the ocean in probably 7 years and live thousands of miles from the nearest ocean, but I’m pretty sure Ive committed at least three death-worthy crimes today according to this guy’s criteria.
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Apr 10, 2020 22:58
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its fun to pee in your wetsuit
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I love how Sea Patrol started out as kind of a bargain-basement ragtag band and quickly ballooned into this massive 1950s sci-fi powerhouse, full of rayguns and backpack-helicopters and even a four-armed genetically-engineered Sea Patrol operative. (Edit: actually, I think he was somehow blessed by Krishna or some other weird handwave-y Hindu magic?) Mind, the authoritarianism was always there--they just went from murdering dudes with makeshift weapons like nail guns to committing war crimes with disintegrator guns. Dick Burglar fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Apr 11, 2020 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS INTO MY MOUTH. ITS SEA PATROL AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, SEA PATROL. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I NAIL GUN SOME RECREATIONAL DIVING BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS MOLLUSKS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY DIVING CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN DIVING CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE SCOOBY DOOS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE DISINTEGRATIONS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY SEA MORE FASCIST BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORning
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the sea patrol guy has polluted wikipedia with his lovely renders and you run into them in articles related to weapons or equipment that show up in sea patrol
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Who What Now posted:What the gently caress? Why is he on land?! because gently caress you that's why   
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Who What Now posted:What the gently caress? Why is he on land?! Practice for when the sea level rises.
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Smells like sea bacon in here
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Sea patrol is not good, it's great!
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BattleMaster posted:the sea patrol guy has polluted wikipedia with his lovely renders and you run into them in articles related to weapons or equipment that show up in sea patrol he also wrote wikipedia articles about his frogman murder fantasies: Anti-frogman techniques lol at all the citation needed and unreliable tags
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Can someone like archive Appleyard's stuff? I thought the site was down for good but it's back this time and IDK for how long. I'd how to use archive.org but im trying my damndest
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LAND PATROL better crack down on this flipper wearing freaks trespassing on their turf
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KEEP DIVING THEY CAN'T CATCH US ALL
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:because gently caress you that's why This latest season of Sea Patrol is just getting ridiculous. Rocket Packs? This isn't why I tune in. What ever happened to just plain ol' hobnail boots and underwater clubbings?
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Manky Tungeon posted:he also wrote wikipedia articles about his frogman murder fantasies: Anti-frogman techniques "Judo throws and similar are unlikely to work underwater.[citation needed]"
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quote:"Not quite the end." I said, "We busted 'is cottage later. Enough kit for fifty scoobie-doos that 'e'd bricked up in a cellar in too much of an 'urry to dry it. Damp weather and we 'adn't the time to lay it out to dry. Our Big Burnup Machine needed some 'elp, there was too many wet wetsuits and damp stab-jackets and three fibreglass boats in its load. That sort of job's why our transportable incinerator's got that big propane tank to 'elp. I remember all too well the stale diving gear smell and mouse and rat nests when we were barrowing that lot out and shovelling it in. We're cleaning out all those furtive scoobie dens since the new law came in, even if we've got to go to the back end of Upper Cowshit Pasture Lane Ends Cottages to bust them.".
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Wikipedia (the on-line encyclopedia) in Anglo-Saxon
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"Dementors", a Harry Potter story: someone else started it and I completed it; set largely on Azkaban .
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 Pictured: Sea Patrol and the Spacemen have slain Peter Griffin
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Putty posted:
Backrow: Me, toting my huge dong around in the SeaPatrol Dong-mobile
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I expect a sky patrol sequel with helicopter packs and threateningly large shears for chopping off 'chutes from those goddang chuties
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Appleyard's website archived by yours truly, I think. (If something isn't archived plz add it as you browse.
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It's not the Though Police you have to worry about.
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The dead eyed stare of the south-England sea fascist 
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gently caress me this is choice poo pooquote:Some of the kit was a surprise. One day on the fort's quay one of the trainers showed us a two-handled gun-like tool nearly two feet long. Its body was a 5-inch-diameter cylinder with rounded ends, with a thick barrel a bit over 5 inches long. "Teargas squirter likeliest or something." I thought, "I know one thing that it won't be: it's well enough known why they're impossible in the real world, and never mind that small radioactivity warning sign on it to look scary.".
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