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No, no. I said SKI patrol.
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reporting for scat patrol
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Anthony hasn't uploaded any new SEA PATROL since Jan 26 I hope he's ok 
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quote:His eyes reveal no emotion 
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great big cardboard tube posted:Anthony hasn't uploaded any new SEA PATROL since Jan 26 I hope he's ok Honestly I hope he got caught in a boat propeller
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Snake Dance posted:Honestly I hope he got caught in a boat propeller recreational diver spotted
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Snake Dance posted:Honestly I hope he got caught in a boat propeller Feed this loving scoobydoo to the Omniduck
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getting some strong Tom of Finland vibes from all the muscle men in tight fitting clothes
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You better believe scooby doos spread corona virus, throw em in the Destructor!
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kecske posted:getting some strong Tom of Finland vibes from all the muscle men in tight fitting clothes Tom of Finland wishes he were this weird.
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how many divers does this stimpire have, anyway
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I'd simply release all of my ambergris and other wastes and blind them.
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"SEA PATROL APPROACHES. BEEE PREPARED."
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As an out-of-water civilian I'm thankful there's a minimal amount of bubbles to see.
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JIMMY he dives where he likes
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Vim Fuego posted:how many divers does this stimpire have, anyway what is with internet weirdos and tales of brutally efficient violence & murder? Makes me worry when I think about it
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kecske posted:JIMMY or at least he did, until he met his end at the hands of a SEA PATROL Raygun Firing Squad
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gently caress sea patrol! the sea belongs to the people! what are you jackbooted scubabrains gonna do about it, huh? free willy!!!!!!!!
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SEA PATROL ENTRANCE EXAM Can you swim [Yes No] Are you willing to brutally annihilate your fellow man for basically no reason [Yes No] Hob nailed boots [Yes No]
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Buncha aqua fascists I tell you what!
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Wouldn't want to be a scooby doo right now
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During this global pandemic I propose we turn control of all world governments over to SEA PATROL
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kecske posted:getting some Tom of Finland vibes from all the muscle men in tight fitting clothes It takes a strong hand to tame the fierce seas.
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"MEMBERS OF THE NON-PROFESSIONAL SEA-FAIRING PUBLIC ON SHORE AND SURROUNDING WATERS! PAY NO MIND TO THESE MEN. TO YOUR UNTRAINED SCOOBY-DO EYE THEY APPEAR TO BE GATHERING MOLLUSKS OR SOME OTHER MUNDANE TASK WITH WHICH YOU ARE EQUALLY UNFAMILIAR. YOU WILL BE NONE THE WISER WITH WHAT THESE PROFESSIONAL DIVEMASTERS ARE ON ABOUT" On and on blared the claxon until the silly scoobies on the beach cared no more. "All's well that ends well," thought the chief boatsman as he hung up the mic onto the P-39f Microphone and Audio storage rack supplied by SeaPatrol as the official storage unit for Public Address audio supplies, "But now what to do with Jameson. He hasn't filled out those donation tax forms properly as he was clearly told." He knew already of course what had to be done.
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OP, please link the website in your post so newcomers can enjoy the brutal authoritarian nightmare that is SEA PATROL. Anyone googling is just going to find pages about an unrelated Australian TV show. http://www.aappleyard.com/seapatrol/index.htm
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I was watching TV and i saw this ad for a cartoon dog show and for some reason became so angry that I smashed all my possessions with issue hobnailed boots and issue ax handle and threw them in the incinerator.
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Saltproof Mossberg. Pickaxe Handle. Hobnail Boots. I am ready for Sea Patrol.  
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Chris Pistols posted:Saltproof Mossberg. you need a mod that turns the aliens into recreational divers
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:OP, please link the website in your post so newcomers can enjoy the brutal authoritarian nightmare that is SEA PATROL. Anyone googling is just going to find pages about an unrelated Australian TV show. I'd forgotten about Mr. Applegate's 'warning' on his site: quote:If you don't want this sort of thing to become reality, watch out for authoritarianism and officialdom creeping up on your favourite hobby. I guess it's just a throw-away "no really, I totally don't support this, nudge nudge wink wink" kind of fake disclaimer, but still tonally odd considering the dude clearly slobbers all over the idea of authoritarianism w/r/t FUKKEN SCOOBY DOOS
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Dick Burglar posted:I guess it's just a throw-away "no really, I totally don't support this, nudge nudge wink wink" kind of fake disclaimer, but still tonally odd considering the dude clearly slobbers all over the idea of authoritarianism w/r/t FUKKEN SCOOBY DOOS No truth, no lies, only Sea Patrol.
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