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Huh there's a lot more cpap machines and naps this time around
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:02 |
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power walk up enthusiastically, smiling ear to ear wearing my toe shoes, cargo shorts, and a sonic the hedgehog shirt that's well past it's prime. All while vigorously shaking my pringles can full of mystery pills like a maraca.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:08 |
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Les Os posted:let’s do Chernobyl Why the hell is my Geiger counter reaching critical levels even before we begin
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:08 |
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Help me hoist my bag of frozen chicken tenders into a tree to keep it safe from bears. Thanks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:10 |
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Trump 2024
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:13 |
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*eyes thread title* no, i don't think so. definitely no. i am not.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:14 |
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Bunch of Airstream campers and roll out awnings. It would be a very surreal experience to see former weirdos -turned-grill dads trying to recapture their youth of being shut in losers instead of football stars
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:20 |
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I've brought 17 dogs but they're all absolutely silent, staring, with wide smiles on their faces.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:25 |
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Pretty good posted:It's pretty chill and normal for the first couple hours then once more than like six people are there everyone is too anxious to say anything in case they get owned irl and everyone stays in their tents for the rest of the weekend Pro-tip: leave your tent flap open in case any fun folks want to pop in. It's a great way to make friends at goon camp
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 17:30 |
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great wifi tho
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:05 |
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I brought camping scarves and for one impossible quesadilla or 10000 yen I will let you wear your favorite.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:13 |
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I'm just hanging out by the unisex latrines, telling everyone I'm trans in order to fit in. During the night I am outed as a cis white male when a number of wet stains on the front of my cargo shorts after a pee reveal the shameful truth. Things take a turn for the worse when it is revealed that I donated to Lowtax' 2022 campaign to reclaim the forums, and I am the target of an IRL mod challenge. Then I go home.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:36 |
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CannonFodder posted:Nah we'll rent out a bunch of cabins in the Poconos because now we have spending money and families. I would unironically consider this.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:49 |
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WHERE MY SQUATCHERS AT?!
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:51 |
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I’m gonna need everyone to wear a mask because I’m not getting my DNA rewritten by some mad scientists and I also don’t want to catch Covid Please respect my wishes.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:54 |
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I would definitely barf on something, that's for sure
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 18:59 |
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zenintrude posted:probably a bunch of nerds playing killer queen or some other poo poo networked on their switches while some goon trys to convince himself and others that the vita is still alive and well in 2023 carry on then posted:brought my 3ds, hoping to get some street passes *clicks PSP GO back and forth in pocket all night long*
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:10 |
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Saturday nite slaw dogs
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:14 |
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Goes there, lets people know what poster I am, and someone goes back over thousands of posts and sees something I posted in 2017 that doesn't exactly conform to current, 2023 woke values. I get goonpiled and am forced to leave. Also banned.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:48 |
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Boner pill ad about 60 year old goon and 60 year old goonette going ATM in a tent
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 19:53 |
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after breaking both ankles carrying in $6000 worth of battery operated synthesizers i take one hit of weed and zone out so hard that for the rest of the night i stare into the night sky mumbling and excitedly undulating every time i see a shooting star. in the morning i climb down from a tree and hand out adderall. i spend the rest of the day telling everyone about how cool kratom is. i play a drum machine for maybe 10 minutes.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:26 |
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After a night of talking, someone asks if I am the Malta goon. I say yes. Next morning I am dead in my tent, throat slit, covered in poker chips and model tanks. Nobody notices. WOT goons forget to lay claim to a territory because they are outside and don't understand clocks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:36 |
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Though I am fast approaching middle age, I have shaved off my mustache and wear only the chin-beard of a young man not yet confident in his mustache-growing ability
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:38 |
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I will be reciting this post 2x a day when the clock strikes 4:20LSBB posted:Me at the Spoonville town council meeting, they have long been awaiting my well articulated, deeply considered speech for why we as Spoonville should legalize weed even more, rendering it extra-legal, super legal, judiciously legal to a point that it's so legal that people would think it no less legal than breathing air in public. They observe me crawling similar to an ant because I'm low to the earth as I stroll up to the town hall, I'm in my hub spinner, lowrider, hydraulics on mega-low as I skim off the asphalt like caramel licked off a pan brother. I waltz into the council building and I do mean waltz, my leg moves whipping and wapping out in slo-mo because I'm on that Jigglers infused with the hottest new strains that got triple threat efficacy in getting you to that ant state, the ant-mind, killer efficient and lethal at debating, using only facts, and only feelings in tandem, bound together by the wisdom of balance, I hold up my chain and give a blessing to the memory of Triple Six Mafia who ascended to heaven on that faithful third day when they overdosed on Bin Laden Weed and left this earth to reach a state of consciousness here-to-fore unknown and unexperienced by us.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 20:52 |
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numberoneposter posted:WHERE MY SQUATCHERS AT?! *Stumbles out of the back of someones Station Wagon already drunk* WHOSE TUGGIN LETS GET TO SQUATCHIN! *shits in someones Traeger Grill"
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:21 |
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*maintains a protective repulsion field of 50 yards courtesy to the sweet scent of unwashed taint*
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:24 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:*maintains a protective repulsion field of 50 yards courtesy to the sweet scent of unwashed taint* We found us our Squatch Bait!
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 22:44 |
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remember when we had the polar ice caps? *distills own piss and takes a big refreshing gulp*
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:03 |
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*emerges from the woods with squatch crew bleeding heavily*
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:39 |
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hooverfan is probably dead, right
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:48 |
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I EATED THE PURPLE BERRIES oooo ooooo o owwwwwwwww They taste like burninggggggg
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:50 |
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Shows up to go camping in a polo, khakis, and leather loafers. Diaper is visible (and smellable) underneath pants.
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# ? Feb 18, 2021 23:53 |
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hey guys im making some camp chili what kinda beans you want in there?
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:02 |
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numberoneposter posted:hey guys im making some camp chili what kinda beans you want in there? Canna
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:05 |
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numberoneposter posted:hey guys im making some camp chili what kinda beans you want in there? *casually dumps in 3 cans of canned mixed veggies* Mmmmm GOOD EATIN!
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:21 |
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Derpies posted:*emerges from the woods with squatch crew bleeding heavily* Hey I heard there’s a guy named Drew here... *looks to the squatch crew, looks to Drew* Better run feller...
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:32 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Hey I heard there’s a guy named Drew here... Bogus Adventure posted:Shows up to go camping in a polo, khakis, and leather loafers. *continues to bleed heavily* We found ol Drew already and he is prepared to *party* Now help me hitch him down DST with some these tent stakes and get the warshin hose.
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:33 |
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Vell Goons today is being your lucky day. Ja you see it cannot all be being zee doomy and gloomy here at Goon Camp. Today vee vill be having much fun. Ja, much fun indeed. As a reward for surviving your first veek you vill be having each one go on... zee zipline.
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:37 |
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lmfao if you think any government is going to ever let the plague officially end within the next 10 years. you're going to be hearing about the threat and need for constant fear and viligance for years to come. New variant? New way to keep people in line! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 19, 2021 00:43 |
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Methanar posted:lmfao if you think any government is going to ever let the plague officially end within the next 10 years. People take covid restrictions very seriously now this will surely be even more effective in years to come
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