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Its 2023 the plague is far enough behind us that we can do poo poo again, but technology is still about where it is today, just two years more advanced. In other words, no flying cars or any poo poo like that. So you're at goon camp and trying to make it a good one. What sort of stuff do you do? *shows up and greets people with a headbutt and tells them to suck a male camel's dick. Also, brings condoms incase I have a chance to score with a goonette, but they get  .
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Today Goons you vill be digging ze well from ze infamous "Goon in ze well" post. Ja, you like that don't you? References? Now dig! Schnell!
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Feb 18, 2021 12:55
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drat, it's weird that jeffrey turned out to be into illegal dogfights and had to step down as admin. still, it's good that bbtrek guy showed up to run the site
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Feb 18, 2021 13:05
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I look around bewildered and confused that, somehow, I finally managed to escape this loving hellhole that is Brazil.
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Feb 18, 2021 13:17
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I'll make no eye-contact at all, speak with no one, and spend the entire time curled up in my oversized sweater. Upon returning home I will write a lengthy post about how great a time I was having.
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Feb 18, 2021 13:18
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guys the tent is for orgies only stop hotboxing it!
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Feb 18, 2021 13:27
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But far more importantly, is there a tent for hotboxing
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Feb 18, 2021 13:36
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there is a tent for hotboxing. heroin and bath salts are also acceptable.
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Feb 18, 2021 13:39
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I'm glad pegging is finally commonplace and accepted in the year 2023 
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Feb 18, 2021 13:53
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Wow, now I can finally meet some real goons! Every active poster is here! [there are three of them]
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Feb 18, 2021 13:54
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[I don my finest khakis and polo shirt as place my folding chair directly in the red mud]
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Feb 18, 2021 13:57
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i'm recording everything, this is getting posted 5 years later to destroy you all
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Feb 18, 2021 13:57
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It's hell, and we're all here because we died after the events of Dec 20 2022
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Feb 18, 2021 14:14
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I can only imagine Goon #42069 zhat ze vay ze bodies are stacked is indeed reminiscent of this "poo poo lasagne", as you say. But if this disgusting anecdote is vhat you have chosen for your final vords then so be it. Fire!
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Feb 18, 2021 14:32
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Songbearer posted:Wow, now I can finally meet some real goons! Every active poster is here! Are you including yourself in those three?
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Feb 18, 2021 14:33
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I show up but not dressed appropriately and am shivering cold at sundown. I play the nintendo switch around the campfire avoiding conversation, but occasionally make jokes about sucking people off, nervously and awkwardly. In the middle of the night I leave my tent to piss but am shy so walk quite a bit away from camp. I am never seen again.
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Feb 18, 2021 14:34
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wesleywillis posted:Are you including yourself in those three? By virtue of my post content I count as 0.3 of a poster
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Feb 18, 2021 14:48
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Full Metal Jackass posted:I show up but not dressed appropriately and am shivering cold at sundown. I play the nintendo switch around the campfire avoiding conversation, but occasionally make jokes about sucking people off, nervously and awkwardly. In the middle of the night I leave my tent to piss but am shy so walk quite a bit away from camp. I am never seen again. Ten months later, some college kids on an exploratory hike off-trail find a skeleton wearing cargo shorts and a Divinity Original Sin 2 t-shirt. The authorities are unable to quickly identify the body due to me having no adult dental records, but am id'd through DNA. My memoriam thread on SA is 43 posts, but half of them are people arguing about sandwich toppings for some reason. I receive a permaban.
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Feb 18, 2021 14:51
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*pretends to be other, more successful poster in order to tarnish their bad name further if not outright blackmail*
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Feb 18, 2021 14:52
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*Rubbing two sticks together* Is this how you make simpsons memes without a computer? Someone help me please.
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Feb 18, 2021 14:56
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* shits pants *
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Feb 18, 2021 15:14
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ikanreed posted:*Rubbing two sticks together* The Ceremony of Remembrance is begun. It is done so the younger goons may remember how we came to this camp, and why we can never leave. The strongest goon throws a fruit of pure color from the incline. The goon of mischief throws the apple, reminiscent of the Garden of Eden and a reminder of our sins. The smartest goon throws the primal fruit on the floor. The younger children feign sleep and imagine themselves warriors. The older yet still virgin goons debate the meaning of the children's sleep. The gooniest goon throws the cantaloupe. He is summarily executed- his blood used to make a line in the sand. When the sun crosses the line, we can drink again.
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Feb 18, 2021 15:16
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Just eat the mushrooms we found. Don't be such a baby.
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Feb 18, 2021 15:29
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Time to have gross unwashed anal in a tent
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Feb 18, 2021 15:32
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"Hello fellow goons. I'm here to make the same jokes i make online, eat the same lovely food i eat at home, but feel grateful to drive 6 hours to do it with a bunch of 40-50 year olds who still debate whether final fantasy 6, 7, or 9 is the best one"
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Feb 18, 2021 15:38
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Ten months later, some college kids on an exploratory hike off-trail find a skeleton wearing cargo shorts and a Divinity Original Sin 2 t-shirt. The authorities are unable to quickly identify the body due to me having no adult dental records, but am id'd through DNA. My memoriam thread on SA is 43 posts, but half of them are people arguing about sandwich toppings for some reason. I receive a permaban. Yellow mustard and mayonnaise on the same sandwich? What a last meal.
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Feb 18, 2021 15:41
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hotdog feet posted:"Hello fellow goons. I'm here to make the same jokes i make online, eat the same lovely i eat at home, but feel grateful to drive 6 hours to do it with a bunch of 40-50 year olds who still debate whether final fantasy 6, 7, or 9 is the best one" This is my nightmare.
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Feb 18, 2021 15:44
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lol what no i didnt visit the crackhead clubhouse camp *bleeds out of eyes from russian benzo overdose*
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Feb 18, 2021 15:47
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It's pretty chill and normal for the first couple hours then once more than like six people are there everyone is too anxious to say anything in case they get owned irl and everyone stays in their tents for the rest of the weekend
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Feb 18, 2021 15:47
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"You guys ever consider bringing back HellDump?" <Goon who brought his kids loudly starts talking about how he's seen worse porn than swap.avi>
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Feb 18, 2021 15:55
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*Shows up to season 6 simpsons costume party dressed as King Size Homer from season 7* "Oh god, oh gently caress"
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Feb 18, 2021 15:58
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goons are all geriatrics now so "camp" is definitely "conference center at the jackson holiday inn express"
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Feb 18, 2021 15:58
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carry on then posted:goons are all geriatrics now so "camp" is definitely "conference center at the jackson holiday inn express" I missed Vegas the first time, but I'd love to do it again, along with the second wave of goons.
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Feb 18, 2021 16:00
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It's me, video calling my wife and kids. Now I have a wife and kids. That's it.
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Feb 18, 2021 16:18
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carry on then posted:goons are all geriatrics now so "camp" is definitely "conference center at the jackson holiday inn express"
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Feb 18, 2021 16:42
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let’s do Chernobyl
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Feb 18, 2021 16:44
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probably a bunch of nerds playing killer queen or some other poo poo networked on their switches while some goon trys to convince himself and others that the vita is still alive and well in 2023
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Ten months later, some college kids on an exploratory hike off-trail find a skeleton wearing cargo shorts and a Divinity Original Sin 2 t-shirt. The authorities are unable to quickly identify the body due to me having no adult dental records, but am id'd through DNA. My memoriam thread on SA is 43 posts, but half of them are people arguing about sandwich toppings for some reason. I receive a permaban.  a true goon death
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zenintrude posted:probably a bunch of nerds playing killer queen or some other poo poo networked on their switches while some goon trys to convince himself and others that the vita is still alive and well in 2023 brought my 3ds, hoping to get some street passes
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