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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
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You're sitting at a table at McDonalds with your friends and you mention the fact that if you put salt on ketchup it generates heat. You empty out a few ketchup packets and a few salt packets into a small pile and wave your hand above it saying, "yup its getting warm".

Then your friend is all, "Really?" and waves their hand over the pile and you smack their hand into it making a big mess and laugh at them for not having a clue about basic chemistry and having ketchup all over their hand.

Saw this one for real twice

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Mild assault was ok in the 80s, someone tries that poo poo on me now is getting a swift throat punch in return!

Haha jokes on you, that's a trick throat! It's actually a bear trap.

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Internetjack posted:

You're sitting at a table at McDonalds with your friends and you mention the fact that if you put salt on ketchup it generates heat. You empty out a few ketchup packets and a few salt packets into a small pile and wave your hand above it saying, "yup its getting warm".

Then your friend is all, "Really?" and waves their hand over the pile and you smack their hand into it making a big mess and laugh at them for not having a clue about basic chemistry and having ketchup all over their hand.

Saw this one for real twice


Why you gotta call me out like that.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

CheeseThief posted:

Why you gotta call me out like that.

Sorry Steve, but it was pretty funny.

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