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moaan abe brother, mooan abe
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Jul 14, 2021 22:23
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Big Beef City posted:Ham rolls is my nick name for your mother Well I'm not sure how you plan on getting only half of her to the picnic
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Jul 14, 2021 22:37
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:*gets valet parking at luxury hotel* It's like they hand out F150s if you sign up for a Reserved Mortgage. Like getting an iPad for buying a Kia.
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Jul 14, 2021 22:40
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I got an F350 dually, it's sprung so that it rides like poo poo, handles like poo poo, stops like poo poo unless it's loaded with like 2500 lbs of cargo. I never haul anything. Also, what system do you guys use to set aside money for new tires? A set for MY TRUCK is $1200 minimum so I basically put it on credit, like the truck and my insurance and gas and Trump flags.
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Jul 14, 2021 22:56
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No I will not help you move
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Jul 14, 2021 22:57
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numberoneposter posted:hmmmm which set of truck nuts should i adorn my trailer hitch with today I'm imagining a revolving tie rack except for truck nuts.
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Jul 14, 2021 23:01
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Was behind a massive pristine lifted Silverado 2500 with wide stanced wheels and a gigantic chrome exhaust belching smoke. Followed it into a gas station just to admire and out jumped an incredibly short man with Oakley mirrored shades. God I wish I was that cool
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Jul 14, 2021 23:04
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A boomer takes his incel grandson for a ride in the truck so they can bond over their shared hatred of women and non-whites by cruising for black hookers to murder and dump on the highway.
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Jul 14, 2021 23:07
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You guys are gonna be praying for more 150s after dealing with the new reality of having 250,000 of these babies on the roads next year
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Jul 14, 2021 23:24
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i got a ride in an f-150 super crew cab or whatever and its like a small apartment inside its wild
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Jul 14, 2021 23:44
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Does this truck make my dick look big
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Jul 14, 2021 23:51
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*aggressively tailgating a Prius* Your gas mileage won’t be so good when I run you off the road hippie!
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Jul 14, 2021 23:54
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*parks in tesla charging spot to own the libs*
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Jul 14, 2021 23:57
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Meme Poker Party posted:Many years ago I was just finishing eating at a Carl's Jr with a buddy of mine. As we were leaving he took his soda with him to finish up in the parking lot. He did so and, spying a nearby large pickup with no toolbox or company marking, lobbed the soda cup straight into the truck bed as we were walking past it. There wasn't even any malice in the motion, it was done completely casually and seemingly without thought. In his mind, if you saw a full size pickup with no indication of it being a work vehicle, tossing garbage into the back of it was the most natural thing in the world. It was simply the Way of the Things. in a rich man's garage, there is no place to put trash but the bed of his lifted extended cab pickup
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Jul 14, 2021 23:58
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Devils Affricate posted:You guys are gonna be praying for more 150s after dealing with the new reality of having 250,000 of these babies on the roads next year Anyone who bought a 150 is never going to buy an electric truck that doesn't own the libs by spewing tons of diesel smog into the atmosphere.
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Jul 15, 2021 00:21
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*is 19 years old* "What do you mean how'd I afford my fully outfitted Ford F150 Raptor? My dad owns a construction firm and I'm the lead project manager." *has absolutely no training in construction management* *sits in truck on construction site for a few a couple hours every afternoon watching YouTube and has $200,000 a year of kickbacks laundered to me as salary*
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Jul 15, 2021 00:30
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south florida edition: has whatever kit it is that makes your tires stick out completely so they are on the side of the truck rather than under it stays in the passing lane doing 10mph under the speed limit on purpose, because if you have somewhere to be in a hurry you're probably a transplant from new york or something with gainful employment. if you pass on the right, will rediscover the accelerator and tailgate menacingly LED light bar, eight million lumens, always on has one or more of these decals    side view mirrors fully extended, not towing anything
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Jul 15, 2021 01:30
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Yaldabaoth posted:Anyone who bought a 150 is never going to buy an electric truck that doesn't own the libs by spewing tons of diesel smog into the atmosphere. It'll get its smog quota in by spontaneously combusting in the owner's garage
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Jul 15, 2021 02:00
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Jul 15, 2021 02:04
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A real mans man. If you know what I mean
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Jul 15, 2021 02:08
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You can tell the size of he dick just by looking at the car
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Jul 15, 2021 02:09
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"I came here to chew tobacco and vote for Trump and I'm all out of tobacco." - - 400lb Stone Cold wannabe wearing Oakleys in his Duramax
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Jul 15, 2021 02:12
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*starts singing along every time My Sharona by The Knack comes on the radio M-m-m-m-m-m-m- micropenis!
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Jul 15, 2021 02:16
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Im a dumb loving retard and i hate myself
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Jul 15, 2021 02:27
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runnypoops posted:Im a dumb loving retard and i hate myself Im a dumb loving retard but I love myself so much that I want to kill anyone who's different from me.
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Jul 15, 2021 02:31
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Leaves tailgate down to improve gas efficiency
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Jul 15, 2021 04:34
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Hey you never know when I'm gonna be doing some MAJOR DIY projects at home and need all this hauling capacity. *places single bag from Home Depot in the bed* Yeah see this is what I'm talking about!
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Jul 15, 2021 14:34
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Ah, another day on the open road. The American Dream. Just me and my micropenis against the world.
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Jul 15, 2021 14:39
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The best thing about driving my big truck is that I'm bigger and stronger than you are at all times and also my horn is louder than yours lol
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Jul 15, 2021 14:52
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*Accepting my ACM for best truck song of the year* I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ of course, President Trump - he won by a lot, my wife Mandy and my two beautiful little children Rod and Todd - you two get on up to bed now, but most of all I'd like to thank my micropenis. Little Buddy, without you I'd never have had the pent up rage and humiliation I needed to write this song. This one's for you Tiny Joe!
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Jul 15, 2021 14:56
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Funky See Funky Do posted:*Accepting my ACM for best truck song of the year* The camera cuts to me in the audience wearing a 'cowboy cut' suit, muted american tie, black cowboy hat, and I'm smugly smiling thru tears for u, my big fake breasted peroxide blonde wife in a sequin dress is holding up a small photo of a lifted truck and pointing at it emotionally. If you could read it, the vanity plates would read 't1nyjoe'
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Jul 15, 2021 15:02
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Not in the spirit of the thread but the new electric f150 seems pretty neat. Like it can plan your route and tell how much you're towing and will automatically add charging stations to your route if too far / too heavy. Also provides outlets for power tools & such at the job site. I mean uh I DONT WANT NO LIBRUL PUSSY ELECTRIC VEHICLE *rolls coal*
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Jul 15, 2021 15:09
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oh no I got a scratch in the bed I'm really upset about it
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Jul 15, 2021 15:12
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sudonim posted:Not in the spirit of the thread but the new electric f150 seems pretty neat. Like it can plan your route and tell how much you're towing and will automatically add charging stations to your route if too far / too heavy. Also provides outlets for power tools & such at the job site. Hmm does it weight the boat I don’t own but totally will and need the truck for?
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Jul 15, 2021 15:13
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Chicks love trucks! https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6962115978180168966
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Jul 15, 2021 15:14
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I had to go to South Dakota once for work training. Literally everyone there, except for me, drove the largest pickup truck you can imagine, whereas I drove some little rented compact thing. So I go to a grocery store and park facing, naturally, one of the largest pickup trucks you can imagine. Before I get out of my car, the lady in that truck starts to drive *forward*, directly into the spot I was parked in. Presumably, she didn't see me park there, and her truck was so big she couldn't see my car at all. e: yeah so now I drive a full-size pick-up truck I only use for commuting
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Jul 15, 2021 15:17
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*pulls up to my wife's softball game and starts honking the horn* DENISE!!!!!!!! DENISE!!!! We gotta GO!
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Jul 15, 2021 15:20
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Putting my groceries in the back seat of the crew cab, it looks like rain and my ice cream will melt if I leave it outside. Plus stuff rolls out of the bags when I turn. I totally use it when I buy things from Lowes though, which is like every weekend practically.
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Jul 15, 2021 15:21
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Just out of curiosity say a guy owned a family farm he was responsible for managing, in between construction projects he had to use his personal vehicle for, this is around 60 acres of crop land, 29 acres of pastureland 12 cows, 5 chickens and some forest he chops for wood. Would you make fun of the guy for having a full-size truck? No? But a Cincinnati Wendy’s Franchise owner can’t, okay.
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