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I just feel safer in it! and it's just so much better for the weather! *flipped in a ditch at first snowfall*
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I don't even use mine to commute. What now you salty cum wrangler
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Jul 14, 2021 21:09
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I'm just saying they should teach texas history in all schools. Texas is the best state in america.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:11
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I got a diesel because diesel was cheap, then all these knuckleheads started buying diesels and drove the price up! actual quote
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Jul 14, 2021 21:12
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It's really handy when I need to pick up materials from Home Depot for projects around the house! *struggles to lift a sheet of plywood into a shoulder-height truck bed* *Plywood hangs halfway out the back since it's a 6-foot bed with a 2-foot wide toolbox mounted in it* *The toolbox is too high to be accessed from the ground without a stepladder*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:16
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This truck is my lifeline. I need to take good care of it. *becomes a rat den of chewing tobacco spit and empty beer cans before the week is over*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:17
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*maturbates furiously to the death of all life on earth because if it breaths it's a threat to me*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:17
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*pulls into wawa* *backs into parking space* *keeps truck and headlights on and just sits there for an hour with my arm out the window*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:18
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i'm going to install an aftermarket front LED bar for even more light at normal driver's eye height i'm going to call the turn signals "blinkers" because i don't understand their purpose brb I am busy coating my brake lights in plasti-dip so they appear black when not in use and illegally dim when in use
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Jul 14, 2021 21:18
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Mine's got open headers so everyone knows when I'm heading out to Cabela's.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:19
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*flies a confederate flag made entirely of LEDs and the back window is a vinyl tribute reading RIP Tim McGraw even though he's not dead*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:20
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kntfkr posted:
*at Home Depot*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:21
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I love having a large blind spot and ramming my grill into children and bikers. I might get truck nuts because I constantly think of weiners and balls but also am totally straight and not gay.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:21
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hmmmm which set of truck nuts should i adorn my trailer hitch with today
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Jul 14, 2021 21:21
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*spends over 75% of networth on BUDK merchandise* *wonders why I suddenly don't have enough money to pay for this month's electric bill*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:22
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I applaud these truck drivers for the valuable public service they provide. It's very convenient having easily accessible public trash cans in every parking lot in America.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:23
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I'm also incredibly straight and have testicles on my truck to prove it as well as several stickers threatening you if you claim to be either gay or trans because I need to be ever vigilant and on guard about dicks and what they're up to. Big thick cocks, just threatening my entire way of life constantly. Gotta be wary.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:23
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oh yeah I got the Cummin diesel so it sounds like someone starting a big rig at 6:45 AM then I let it warm up for 20 minutes. My neighbors love me.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:24
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I mean it. I think about dicks 24 hours a day so that you DON'T, do I make myself clear? I don't need you creeping the place out with your unnatural lust for dicks that your obsessed with, no sir. IF that's what you call yourself. I bet you ain't even GOT a dick. Prove it.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:25
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*drives around with ATV in the bed at all times*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:25
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I just want to be noticed OP.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:25
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This thread was made for me and my Cummings!
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Jul 14, 2021 21:26
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*is rattled to the core by the toyota prius*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:26
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my truck nuts are kind of small but my truck dick is massive and has caused many accidents. rip granpapa
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Jul 14, 2021 21:27
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EorayMel posted:*spends over 75% of networth on BUDK merchandise* *blames illegals*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:28
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Many years ago I was just finishing eating at a Carl's Jr with a buddy of mine. As we were leaving he took his soda with him to finish up in the parking lot. He did so and, spying a nearby large pickup with no toolbox or company marking, lobbed the soda cup straight into the truck bed as we were walking past it. There wasn't even any malice in the motion, it was done completely casually and seemingly without thought. In his mind, if you saw a full size pickup with no indication of it being a work vehicle, tossing garbage into the back of it was the most natural thing in the world. It was simply the Way of the Things. A wise man.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:31
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i got my goat-t freshly trimmed and my pro bass shop hat on and my oakley gas cans. here i sit in my safe space sanctuary of a truck ready to tell it like it is to my youtube followers, remeber to hit that like button for more hot takes
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Jul 14, 2021 21:31
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FORD F-150, THE OFFICIAL TRUCK OF GAY MARRIAGE
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Jul 14, 2021 21:35
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*gets valet parking at luxury hotel* *asks female valet if she can handle a truck like this* *is a 75 year old man with 2 fake hips*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:35
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I’ll fly an American flag off the back of my coal roller until it’s covered in soot and fully split down the middle. No it’s not an artistic statement, I’m just stupid and ignorant. Real rear end example of a dude who lives a block from me
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Jul 14, 2021 21:38
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well you know it's just nice to have in case i need to haul some lumber or somethin. you never know haha. *works in IT, has never touched a piece of wood in his life*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:38
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*beats the poo poo out of my wife, rapes my daughter, and runs over a BLM march all while singing praises to Jesus and Trump almighty*
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Jul 14, 2021 21:40
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Jul 14, 2021 21:48
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What if there's an emergency and I have to tow a semi truck to a repair shop?
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Jul 14, 2021 21:49
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What if there's an emergency and I have to deliver 400 lbs of ham rolls to the church picnic
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Jul 14, 2021 21:54
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Ham rolls is my nick name for your mother
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Jul 14, 2021 21:55
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I use my truck to drive around my pigs giant balls OP.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:57
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*slaps the rear bumper* You won't believe how many minorities I can drag behind this baby.
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Jul 14, 2021 21:58
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i measure my fuel economy in gallons per mile like a true rugged individualist death cult member
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daddy's cummins
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