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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
yall be caring about other mens dicks a lot itt.
:bunt:

staberind fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jan 10, 2022

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ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Nothing wrong with touching your friends dick

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




staberind posted:

yall be caring about other mens dicks a lot itt.

hell yeah, i try very hard and it's nice to be acknowledged

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

staberind posted:

yall be caring about other mens dicks a lot itt.
:bunt:

Does the fact that I don't have a dick make this more or less acceptable by your standards?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The iconic look of Doctor Who's greatest enemy, the Daleks, is based on a circumcized penis.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
On the slopes of Roke, Ged attempts a forbidden spell and accidentally circumcises himself. His foreskin, animated by dark magic, pursues him across the world until he finally accepts it and becomes whole again.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
In Fight Club, Tyler Durden is the uncircumcised counterpart of Edward Norton. Tyler represents the masculinity Edward has surrendered by giving up his foreskin.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Stephen King: the Dark Tower represents an uncircumcized penis.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Megabound posted:

[*]The scene in 3001: The Final Odyssey where a woman loses interest in Frank because his is circumcised, something that is considered a "mutilation" in 3001.
[/list]

For those playing at home, this one ain't a riff , and she's a steampunk manic pixie dream girl on a dragon

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

In Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas where Hunter A Thompson stumbles into the rabbinical convention in Las Vegas completely messed up on LSD and hallucinates everyone's head is replaced with circumcised penises.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

That chapter in "The Godfather" where Mario Puzo spends about 15 lurid pages on Sonny Corleone's penis surgery to satisfy Lucy Mancini, where he indicates to the doctor with two fingers how much foreskin he wants snipped.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That scene in Braveheart where the Scots lift their kilts to dare the English to come and try to circumcise them.

That other scene in Braveheart where William Wallace is finally captured and circumcised but uses his final breath to cry out that there is no medical benefit to it causing the gathered crowd of English to question the whole practice.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
"Flay it again, Sam"

*Fade to black*

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
That scene in Casino where they circumcise that guy with an ice pick and also the scene where the phone rings and Joe Pesci says “IT’S FOR YOU!” and then he circumcised that guy with the phone.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Silent Hill. All of it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Some people feel circumcisions don't cut far enough, frankly

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Tanis Half-Elven’s original name was Tanis Half-Cut due to his parents’ compromise on honoring both sides of his heritage.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
In One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest the Chief smothered Randle McMurphy because Nurse Ratched had him circumcised.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The evil Bavmorda searchers for the prophesised child so that it may be circumcised, as is tradition in Nockmaar. Meanwhile the kind hearted Willow and the rogue Madmortigan attempt to smuggle the child into a kingdom that no longer practices such a barbaric ritual.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

The circumcision union going on strike and agitating for workers rights in The Jungle, with the book ultimately leading to better working conditions for Chicago circumcision workers

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
After a night of unsettling dreams Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he had been transformed into a giant circumcised penis.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

“A trickle of blood came out under the door, crossed the living room, went out into the street, continued on in a straight line across the uneven terraces, went down steps and climbed over curbs, passed along the Street of the Turks, turned a corner to the right and another to the left, made a right angle at the Buendía house, went in under the closed door, crossed through the parlor, hugging the walls so as not to stain the rugs, went on to the other living room, made a wide curve to avoid the dining-room table, went along the porch with the begonias, and passed without being seen under Amaranta's chair as she gave an arithmetic lesson to Aureliano José, and went through the pantry and came out in the kitchen, where Úrsula was getting ready to crack thirty-six eggs to make bread.

"Holy Mother of God!" Úrsula shouted.”

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
In Lord of the Flies it only took a few weeks for the boys to devolve into a primitive tribe and they circumcised Piggy. As he draws the knife, Ralph utters the famous line “Sucks to your foreskin!”

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

“I was standing outside myself trying to stop those circumcisions with ghost fingers... I am a ghost wanting what every ghost wants-a foreskin-after the Long Time moving through odorless alleys of space where no life is, only the colorless no smell cut dicks...Nobody can breath and smell it through pink convolutions of gristle laced with crystal snot, time poo poo and black blood filters of flesh.”
― William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
All animals are circumcised, but some animals are more circumcised than others.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
At the end of 1984 they finally broke Winston by threatening to circumcise him with live rats and he begged them to circumcise his girlfriend instead. And the final line of the book was "He loved Big Foreskin."

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Mohel ships on fire off the penis of Orion... I watched Cock-beams glitter in the dark near the Tugghäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like foreskins in a bucket... Time to be snipped.

Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
In Brave New World, most humans are conditioned since birth to see circumcision as necessary for social cohesiveness. When John arrives from the savage reservation, at the end of the book he participates in one of their regular drug-fueled circumcision parties and later hangs himself out of shame.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
On page 17 of the popular self-help book "The Secret" the author suggests that men who want to grow their foreskins back can achieve this by "wanting to".

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Fore skin and seven years ago, our fathers had cocks that looked like anteaters

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fahrenheit 451 is the temperature at which foreskins burn.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
When humanity was put into digital slavery in The Matrix so robots could harvest their foreskins.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Dorian Gray sells his soul to live a life of vanity and hedonism, desiring both to never wash his penis nor to become circumcised.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Always thought that scene from A Separate Peace where Finny falls out of the tree and it rips off his foreskin was weird

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I like when Muad dib circumcised the worm

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Genesis 38.10: And Isaac did ascend to the very peak of Moriah, where once his father had taken him as babe. And Isaac spake unto the LORD upon that Holy Mountain and thus were his words: "Put it back RIGHT. loving. NOW!"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Applewhite posted:

In Fight Club, Tyler Durden is the uncircumcised counterpart of Edward Norton. Tyler represents the masculinity Edward has surrendered by giving up his foreskin.

In the original book, "Staying Men Together", the support group where the main character first meets Marla, is for men there to cope with their brutal circumcisions.

It was changed because Hollywood just wasn't ready for that much truth.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
When King Kong climbs the Empire State Building, foreskin unjustly ripped from him in hand, and the gunners close in... that's cinema.

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Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"
John 3:16

For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son, so that all who believed wouldn't have to have their foreskins chopped off anymore.

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