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As we all know, no man is complete without having a foreskin and the brutal practice of circumcision should be abolished. All the great authors knew this. Let's remember some pivotal moments:
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Jan 10, 2022 12:53
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At the end of The Land Before Time when it's revealed that Duckie is just the foreskin of a much larger dinosaur.
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Jan 10, 2022 12:59
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I will never forget the harrowing first few paragraphs of the Outsiders, wherein they became outsiders by circumsicion by force.
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Jan 10, 2022 13:00
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That heart breaking scene in the Wonder Years pilot episode when the Arnolds learn that Winnie Cooper's older brother Brian had been circumcised.
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Jan 10, 2022 13:10
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Foreskin for Algernon
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Jan 10, 2022 13:13
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In Atlas Shrugged when all of the foreskinned strike at once leaving the feeble circumcised unable to provide for themselves
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Jan 10, 2022 13:21
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In Silence of the Lambs when we discover that Buffalo Bill is killing and skinning women to make himself a new foreskin.
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Jan 10, 2022 13:43
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Then he called aloud to the Cyclopes, who dwelt round about him in caves among the windy heights, and they heard his cry and came thronging from every side, and standing around the cave asked him what ailed him: “‘What so sore distress is thine, Polyphemus, that thou criest out thus through the immortal night, and makest us sleepless? Can it be that some mortal man is circumcising thee against thy will?’ “‘Then from out the cave the mighty Polyphemus answered them: ‘My friends, it is Noman that is circumcising me.’
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Jan 10, 2022 13:50
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At the end of Back to the Future when "Doc" Emmett Brown pulls into the McFly's driveway after a trip to the year 2015 and needs to fuel the DeLoreans Mr Foreskin Home Energy Reactor to power the time machines flux capacitor.
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Jan 10, 2022 13:50
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“Dreams, memories, the sacred, our foreskins--they are all alike in that they are beyond our grasp. Once we are even marginally separated from what we can touch, the object is sanctified; it acquires the beauty of the unattainable, the quality of the miraculous. Everything, really, has this quality of sacredness, but we can desecrate it at a touch. How strange man is! His touch defiles and yet he contains the source of miracles.” ― Yukio Mishima, Spring Snow
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Jan 10, 2022 13:57
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Is a man not entitled to the smegma of his foreskin?
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Jan 10, 2022 13:58
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Sisiphus, foreverially cursed to roll his foreskin up in futility
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Jan 10, 2022 14:07
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The inspiring moment when Chief Bromden throws the mohel out of the window and escapes.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:12
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Gollum, ripping his detached foreskin from Frodo's hands and dying in ecstasy
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Jan 10, 2022 14:17
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"Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you one foreskin"
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Jan 10, 2022 14:24
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Rosebud was his foreskin
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Jan 10, 2022 14:26
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In "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas", the people of perfectly-happy Omelas are not circumcised, but the scapegoat-child very much is. It is one of the most damning of the brutalities the child must suffer.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:34
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In Edgar Alan Poe's famous work, The Pit and the Pendulum, the pendulum is very explicitly and intentionally aiming for the man's crotch.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:40
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At the end of The Pearl when Kino and Juana use the money they got from selling the pearl to buy Coyotito a new foreskin.
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Jan 10, 2022 14:45
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The part at the end of schindler's list where they put the ring on his finger made of all the foreskins of the jews he saved from the camps
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Jan 10, 2022 14:46
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Megabound posted:Is a man not entitled to the smegma of his foreskin? Y'all are circumcising me 
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Jan 10, 2022 14:46
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Saturn Circumcising His Son
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Jan 10, 2022 14:48
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Cockulus reparo!
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Jan 10, 2022 15:39
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using ctrl f to find potential metaphors in dh Lawrence ebooks
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Jan 10, 2022 15:40
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apparently there were people in the medieval period who thought that the severed foreskin of christ (a.k.a. the Holy Prepuce) transformed into the rings of saturn at the point of the resurrection, because the body of christ (including the parts that got chopped off) became immortal and glorified
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Jan 10, 2022 15:44
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Cut me, Ishmael
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Jan 10, 2022 15:47
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Jan 10, 2022 15:52
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Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jan 10, 2022 |
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Jan 10, 2022 15:56
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The Stranger watched with ennui while the Arab was circumcised. He then smoked a cigarette.
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Jan 10, 2022 15:58
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On Christmas Eve George Bailey's guardian angel shows him what the world would be like if he'd never been circumcised.
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Jan 10, 2022 16:15
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It was the best of times (when he was uncircumcised) it was the worst of times (after he was circumcised).
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Jan 10, 2022 16:22
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At the beginning of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate when Galeem circumcises all the characters except Kirby.
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Jan 10, 2022 16:24
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oh i got it
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Jan 10, 2022 16:31
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Jan 10, 2022 16:32
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In Wuthering Heights the pillars of the castle are symbolic of circumcised penises straining painfully toward a gray, uncaring sky.
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Jan 10, 2022 16:32
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In Downtown Abbey, they deduced the fraudulent Titanic survivor with the disfigured face was not their long lost cousin Patrick, heir to the estate, when Lady Edith discovered he was not circumcised.
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Jan 10, 2022 16:41
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hey, what does a guy have to do to get circumcised in this joint
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Jan 10, 2022 16:45
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Tell me about the foreskins, George.
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Jan 10, 2022 16:47
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(when the Incredible Hulk gets accidentally circumcised by iron mans laser beam at the post credits scene of the new marvel movie) Iron man: uh…. Hulk? Buddy? Benedict cumberbatch: soooo yeah. THAT just happened…
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Jan 10, 2022 16:53
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Jan 10, 2022 16:58
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