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Hi, Ms. Joyner, I'm just calling to let you know Drizzt, Bigby and Tasslehoff won't be attending the candy factory field trip due to their tree nut allergies.
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Our first born will be named Gandolf if a boy, Ganfolfini if a girl. We can shorten it to Ghandi!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Our first born will be named Gandolf if a boy, Ganfolfini if a girl. We can shorten it to Ghandi! A fine, Sicilian name.
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Feb 23, 2022 21:55
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hell astro course posted:i once heard an exasperated mom yell "Anakin, NO running in the library!" so there's nothing to joke about here, just real life stuff. “You can’t run from me, I have the high ground!”
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Feb 23, 2022 23:27
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Sigh, for the tenth time, no, Samus is not a boy's name
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Feb 23, 2022 23:46
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His name is Samus? What is he an Irishman???
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Feb 24, 2022 01:28
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Aww little Damien and the Huckabee boy are taking the dog out to play
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Feb 24, 2022 01:30
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MICHAEL KRUSTY THE CLOWN HUBERT JUNIOR, IF I HAVE TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME YOU'RE GONNA GET A WHIPPIN!
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Feb 24, 2022 02:34
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Bort
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Feb 24, 2022 02:38
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My son's name is also Bort.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:39
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I read an article along the same lines... how kids are getting bullied that are named Alexa kids will yell "Alexa!..." and then say a command on the playground or whatever. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-57680173
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Feb 24, 2022 02:52
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Gonna name a kid Jerry Smith lol after the classic show Ricky and Mortimer. Absolutely banger.
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Feb 24, 2022 02:52
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My infant son, Leonard J Crabs
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Feb 24, 2022 03:37
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Little Yossarian is notably pedantic for a six year old.
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Feb 24, 2022 04:51
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What if u named ur kid after that one character from huck finn...
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Feb 24, 2022 04:54
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https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk
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Feb 24, 2022 04:55
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I know it hurts Lamarckian, but your kids are going to be much taller because of it.
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Feb 24, 2022 05:41
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Ever since that Encanto movie came out, I'm sorta pissed that we named our 4 year old Mirabel. I can only imagine how many little Mirabels are going to be running around from now on.
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The Moon Monster posted:What do you mean my daughter Bartleby the Scrivener is struggling with reading? It must be your teaching style. yeah she's not even really struggling with reading, she just prefers not to
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Feb 24, 2022 06:09
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master chief pissed the bed again
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Feb 24, 2022 06:26
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Not fictional characters per se. But my brother and I are named after West Indian cricketers from the 1970s. And my niece shares her name with a Wiggle. (Also not technically fictional.)
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Feb 24, 2022 06:32
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My daughter's dating some guy named Thanatos. Sounds like he's a bit of a punk.
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Feb 24, 2022 06:44
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:Twins but one of them is the Wa twin. Matt and WaMatt. Like a Waluigi thing. That'll be good for them i think. Same but for Metal Gear. Liquid Katie put your jacket back on! I'm not having you getting another cold and missing more school.
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Feb 24, 2022 07:03
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Yep, they’re all packed in the car. This is Ken, Ryu, Chun Li, and baby Cammy.
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Feb 24, 2022 07:25
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Anakin, be nice to your sisters who have normal names.
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Feb 24, 2022 07:28
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If you do not stop doing that right now, I will cancel our daily trip to McDonalds, Munchlax!
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Feb 24, 2022 07:33
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Who is John Galt? My son, that’s who.
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Feb 24, 2022 08:20
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Aww come here Ultimecia who's the adorable little witch who's gonna kompress time and destroy the world as we know it? You 
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Meet my daughter, HOPE. And my son, JUSTICE. And my other son, THE AMERICAN DREAM. And my other daughter, IMAGINE DRAGONS
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Albus Severus Cow, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts (condyloma), one of which was a huge incel who never scored and everyone hated, but that doesn't mean that's gonna happen to you!
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Dang it Clitoris you're not getting in the boat before you take off that hoodie and put on a life jacket
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Feb 24, 2022 09:29
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Stop hitting your sister, Tony Soprano!
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Feb 24, 2022 11:44
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You are a deep disappointment to me, Doug
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Feb 24, 2022 12:11
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Honey, the dentist says Gutfield needs braces.
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The Bramble posted:You are a deep disappointment to me, Doug Lol. goddamn
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Go to bed Chadley!
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Hey Google, why do my farts smell so bad? Ahaha just kidding honey, I know you're not the real Google assistant 😉
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I know we’re all anxious for this fast food commercial tryout, but I think you kids have real potential. Make it count. Talent agent: “And what are your kid’s names?” “Allow me to introduce Big Smoke, The Truth, Jizzy B, O.G. Loc, and Kendl.”
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Airwolf if you don't calm the gently caress down no one is getting any gummy bears.
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