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Literally A Person posted:Absolutely wasteful. 
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May 1, 2024 06:53
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I, too am here to smoke the rocks.
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May 1, 2024 08:36
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Secks Cauldron posted:Okay, fine. I'm going to put them in a pile under moonlight and use them to summon a demon drat right
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May 1, 2024 15:06
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One of those lame, loser demons. Sechak, the Annoyer
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May 1, 2024 15:11
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when you really think about it, sugar is like tiny crystals
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May 1, 2024 15:19
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:when you really think about it, sugar is like tiny crystals This is a secret only sorcerers know: A pocketful of sugar is an extremely powerful cantropic tool
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May 1, 2024 15:28
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Snow falling You fool, you absolute idiot, you complete boob. Do you have any idea how powerful this makes me?
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May 1, 2024 15:30
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Grey Cat posted:Snow falling The thaumaturgically weak will never understand our power. To them we are akin to their pitiful gods.
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May 1, 2024 15:33
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if you store gallons of your own urine and carefully distill it down and heat it at the proper temperature, crystals of great power indeed can be harvested ... or so i've heard
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May 1, 2024 17:02
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The True Wizard trusts in the crystal in the heart of their soul, and all power flows from it
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May 1, 2024 17:16
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I would like to help you power your crystals, we can meet up and give mutual JOs but no gay poo poo okay
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May 1, 2024 17:20
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i get a lot of power from these crystals i buy off this homeless wizard. you have to burn them in a little glass wand and inhale their power.
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May 1, 2024 17:23
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Yinz see that cat litter comes in crystals now? This smug orange som bitch is about to piss and poo poo all over these crystals. 
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May 1, 2024 18:10
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Mozi posted:if you store gallons of your own urine and carefully distill it down and heat it at the proper temperature, crystals of great power indeed can be harvested the secret of the Pisstals shouldn't be passed around so carelessly! 
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May 1, 2024 18:32
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On The Internet posted:Yinz see that cat litter comes in crystals now? This smug orange som bitch is about to piss and poo poo all over these crystals.
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May 1, 2024 19:57
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On The Internet posted:Yinz see that cat litter comes in crystals now? This smug orange som bitch is about to piss and poo poo all over these crystals. Enough crystals to open the Gate of Repithdrol!! 
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May 1, 2024 19:58
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can someone with a cat explain why dust is a concern
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May 1, 2024 19:59
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R.L. Stine posted:can someone with a cat explain why dust is a concern I had a cat with asthma. Had an inhaler and everything! Dust is bad
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May 1, 2024 20:00
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I've made ninja shooting stars entirely of crystal. Instant wizard killer.
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May 1, 2024 20:01
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I have a selenite lamp, similar to this one: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Selenite-Lamp-Selenite-Crystal-Lamp-12-inch-30-cm-Height-7-9-lbs-Hand-Carved-Dimmer-Switch/537156740 so I can have romantic/magic lighting any time I want. I not only have geode bookends, I have hematite bookends, too. And a 25 lb. piece of granite-or-something from when they widened the road thru a local "canyon." Maybe I should gather all my various rocks/crystals together and enspell my living room.
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May 1, 2024 20:04
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R.L. Stine posted:can someone with a cat explain why dust is a concern Also poo particles can cling to dust particles which can float all over the place including into your mouth and lungs
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May 1, 2024 20:08
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flubber nuts posted:is that john cena?? no, I can see him
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It's Peter Cetera
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May 1, 2024 21:48
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heard we're talkin about crystals
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May 1, 2024 21:53
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My crystal guy takes good care of me
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ffs I urgently needed to wash my selenite wand and it dissolved. Why did no-one warn me. 
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May 1, 2024 23:06
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S... such power! You cannot control it alone!
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syntaxfunction posted:You reckon you can harness enough JO power in them to force someone to reincarnate? No one can say but I'll try anything twice.
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Do you all know about yoni eggs? Some ladies believe that it's beneficial to get some of these crystals that have been carved into the shape of an egg and shove them up their lady parts. I am not making this up. We had so many customers ask about them 
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May 2, 2024 02:45
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Secks Cauldron posted:Do you all know about yoni eggs? Some ladies believe that it's beneficial to get some of these crystals that have been carved into the shape of an egg and shove them up their lady parts. I am not making this up. We had so many customers ask about them That's like the evil opposite of JO crystals. Rocks are porous, so many infections waiting to happen there.
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May 2, 2024 02:59
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Literally A Person posted:I am thinking I might curse something with them or maybe like use them to pay a Wizard for wizard poo poo. I could maybe use them to start some sort of mlm. Really live that top-of-the-pyramid life. Any thoughts? Anyone else collecting crystals of power out there? What are you using them for?? Curse a contractor pencil on a new build house. Someone will pick it up and use it.
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May 2, 2024 03:03
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Curse a contractor pencil on a new build house. Someone will pick it up and use it. Totally fiendish. I love it. 
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May 2, 2024 03:06
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You're a fool if you just rely on crystals during a wizard fight. Like, have you thought about big giant hammers, just for example?
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May 2, 2024 03:08
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My jo crystal is molded plastic but it is brimming with energy.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:My jo crystal is molded plastic but it is brimming with energy. lol
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*Throws crystal smoke bombs
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redshirt posted:*Throws crystal smoke bombs You know we can still see you, right?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You know we can still see you, right? You think that's air you're breathing???
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