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May 16, 2024 19:12
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We’re a family here.
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May 16, 2024 19:12
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Me: My passion has been boutique dog houses since I was a child, since I lost Old Ben in a dog house accident.... THE BANK: Sir, is this relevant to your loan application? Me: *wipes flop sweat
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May 16, 2024 19:12
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cant wait to hire some teenagers to emotionally destroy then fire the poo poo out of them
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May 16, 2024 19:13
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Bring it in, guys! Day one, time for a little prayer to start off the day. You know, they don't let you do this in school any more. That's why there are so many demons running around nowadays. I'm being serious here, folks, I can see them. I'll be sure to point them out when they come in the store, so you can shoo them away.
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May 16, 2024 19:15
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OK lets see, were going to find our customer niche in the highly competitive boutique dog house market. We are going to offer fully galvanized tornado proof dog houses.
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May 16, 2024 19:20
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we should have a cool stencil logo we can put on the dog house so people know it's one we made and build brand recognition
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May 16, 2024 19:22
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we should make the dog houses like super cute 
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May 16, 2024 19:22
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What if we put a sign in the front that says "WE ARE OPEN", that way people know we are open?
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May 16, 2024 19:26
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A Fancy Hat posted:What if we put a sign in the front that says "WE ARE OPEN", that way people know we are open? that's good, we should also have a separate sign for saying when we're closed
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May 16, 2024 19:27
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Hon, I just bought this Ford F-350 to haul around the dog houses. We just need to sell 150,000 dog houses and with the tax breaks, it’ll pay for itself in 8 years!
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May 16, 2024 19:28
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treasure bear posted:we should have a cool stencil logo we can put on the dog house so people know it's one we made and build brand recognition Get working on that logo. I can't pay you now, but we can work up some contract, or something....
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May 16, 2024 19:28
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So we've gotten some feedback that people don't really like our logo. Does anyone know how to use this AI thing? Can you get us a logo that way?
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May 16, 2024 19:29
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Employee quits because you lied about providing benefits "nobody has any loyalty these days they're all entitled"
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May 16, 2024 19:29
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I'm only going to use the company facebook page for posting hours, news about the business, and slandering any customers who leave us a bad review. My son taught me how to research IP addresses.
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May 16, 2024 19:30
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We are adjusting our store hours because nobody wants to work any more and Sheila and I can't be expected to work 24/7! If you know anyone who would like to work please send them our way. We pay $9 an hour and you can be expected to work 4-5 hours a day, 3 days a week.
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May 16, 2024 19:33
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redshirt posted:Get working on that logo. I can't pay you now, but we can work up some contract, or something.... i am doing market research i am looking at logos on the computer and going inside dog houses to see
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May 16, 2024 19:33
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Customizing these doghouses is harder than I thought. Maybe we should get the neighbours kid over here to teach us how to do it with AI
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May 16, 2024 19:34
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a dog house is seen as a symbol of shame so we have an uphill battle to change perceptions
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May 16, 2024 19:36
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treasure bear posted:a dog house is seen as a symbol of shame so we have an uphill battle to change perceptions That's our hook, you see. These are fancy dog houses. 2 bedroom, a little side garage, heck, an upstairs dog loft.
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May 16, 2024 19:37
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Also, anyone good with wood working tool, stuff?
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May 16, 2024 19:37
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I'll start the wiki
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May 16, 2024 19:41
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redshirt posted:That's our hook, you see. These are fancy dog houses. 2 bedroom, a little side garage, heck, an upstairs dog loft. these aren't dog houses they're luxury 'Pawperties'
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May 16, 2024 19:43
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I spent all night watching Paw Patrol get get some ideas for our summer lineup.
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May 16, 2024 19:44
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treasure bear posted:these aren't dog houses they're luxury 'Pawperties' Lol
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May 16, 2024 19:48
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  okay, first pass
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May 16, 2024 20:04
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I'm going to replace you with AI
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May 16, 2024 20:13
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im going to replace you with Al
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May 16, 2024 20:15
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May 16, 2024 20:19
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May 16, 2024 20:20
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May 16, 2024 20:23
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*taps the "Be The Boss You Want To Work For" sign in the shop every morning
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May 16, 2024 20:59
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*steals a shitload of pandemic relief money*
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May 16, 2024 21:02
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Oh sure you say cereal buffets are a gimmick NOW
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May 16, 2024 21:03
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:did they sign it "fuckboy"? no this is GBS, FB is Frot Bro
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May 16, 2024 21:39
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dual glazed windows for all these pawperties.
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May 16, 2024 22:31
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Bad Purchase posted:no this is GBS, FB is Frot Bro Frot Joe Biden
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May 16, 2024 22:32
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We're gonna need an HVAC tech to get the AC set up
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May 16, 2024 22:34
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1300 usd should be enough to hollow out this old travel trailer and turn it into a coffee stand.
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May 16, 2024 22:46
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Sex arses, shipped to your door.
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