|
Thinking of starting a custom dog house business. Like, real fancy dog houses, with rooms and stuff. For rich folks. Or a handyman/plow/landscaping thing, on the side. To pay the bills while I get the dog house business going. Or maybe 3 D Printed "stuff". I don't know, I got a lot of ideas!
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 16:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 8, 2024 19:20 |
|
|
Got me this pressure washer
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 16:53
|
|
|
I'll mow your lawn for you. You supply the lawnmower. As I expand, my friend Jeff will be added to the workforce and then we'll be able to mow twice as many lawns.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:01
|
|
|
I'm going to buy a bunch of goats and rent them out to people who want their lawns mowed "the natural way". I'll make millions. 
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:31
|
|
|
We need to lower taxes on small business owners
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:32
|
|
|
IF YOU VOTED FOR BRANDON YOUR NOT WELCOME TO SHOP HERE
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:33
|
|
|
And the bike lanes are taking up valuable parking spaces for my small business we need to get rid of them
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:33
|
|
|
*Posts a sign on the entrance, "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again".*
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:35
|
|
|
If I open business using a PO in Arkansas, can I still hire 12 year olds for pennies an hour in California??
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:35
|
|
|
Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I'm going to buy a bunch of goats and rent them out to people who want their lawns mowed "the natural way". I'll make millions. I'm going to wait until you get entrenched, then start a disruptive goatshare service
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:37
|
|
|
To wife: "hey hon, you said you're 1/16th native American, right?" *Puts wife's name as owner on all documents so can claim female/minority owned for taxes/contract bonus points*
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:41
|
|
|
I'm sorry, but we can't offer you 40 hours a week. That makes you a full-time employee and then I've gotta eat all the costs of your benefits. We're on razor thin margins here, I can't afford that. *drives away in my new car to check on the contractors working on the new addition to my house*
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:45
|
|
|
I’ll man the phone and do the bookkeeping, you go to the work sites and the suppliers and we’ll split the profit 50/50 since it was my idea to start a yard work company.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:45
|
|
|
i have an idea for an app that will be worth
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:48
|
|
|
did they sign it "fuckboy"?
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:48
|
|
|
And if you're wondering, the answer is "Yes, you can deduct that".
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:49
|
|
|
I'm not telling you people how to vote but I swear to God if those loving democrats raise the minimum wage AGAIN this place will get burnt down for the insurance money, do you understand? I should have never stopped working at the pool supply company, I'll tell you that much.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:49
|
|
|
Anyone wanna go in on a bar/grill/live music place? This warehouse over in the Abandoned District could be fixed up nice, lotta space....
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:51
|
|
|
Due to rising costs the free coffee in the lunch room will be replaced by a $40,000 vending machine
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:51
|
|
|
Smugworth posted:We need to lower taxes on small business owners we give too many handouts to the little guys, how about giving the big kids a turn
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:52
|
|
|
Yeah, of course I'm only hiring the pretty blond high school students. It gets people in the door. Not my fault they can't take a joke and cry so much.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:52
|
|
|
redshirt posted:And if you're wondering, the answer is "Yes, you can deduct that". 
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:53
|
|
|
Nobody wants to work anymore
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:53
|
|
|
It's not a pyramid scheme It's NOT a pyramid scheme ITS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:55
|
|
|
Unions ruined this country
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:55
|
|
|
Froghammer posted:
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:56
|
|
|
I'm thinking of doing a sort of ant pest control business but first I need the anteater and that, sir, is where your loan will be of massive help.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 17:57
|
|
|
This communist government and their minimum wage and child labor laws makes it impossible for any business to operate these days.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:00
|
|
|
I'm going to need to to keep these hours off your timesheet, and I'll give you Tim Horton's gift cards instead
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:01
|
|
|
my small business is a nonprofit. we just listen to people whine about small businesses all day and how Jerry the Contractor prevented them from making great art or what the gently caress ever loser poo poo they're on about
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:26
|
|
|
Whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone you're 13 years old. It opens me up to a shitload of problems, and I don't think you or your mother want to deal with that, do you? Now, get in that air vent and start cleaning!
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:29
|
|
|
Yes, all we sell is cupcakes
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:35
|
|
|
ive got developers, investors, and real estate but i just cant find an ideas guy! this is getting very frustrating
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:48
|
|
|
You just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps like I did. Or go hop in a time machine and go back to a time when America had a functioning economy and you could get a small business loan of $4000 with both no credit and the full expectation that you could grow that money into you making six figures within ten years. Anyway get back to mopping the floors.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:51
|
|
|
Calling my employee who called out because his mom had a dizzy spell and heart pains and had to go to the hospital and accusing him of "taking advantage of me" while my voice shakes with insecure rage. Based on a true story.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 18:57
|
|
|
taking out life insurance policies for my children and cashing them out to keep my failing business afloat one more month.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 19:06
|
|
|
Trump is a businessman he understands the needs.of small business owners better
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 19:09
|
|
|
Why do we need handicap spaces in the parking lot? I'm not handicapped. I'm not paying for yellow AND blue paint, this is loving insane.
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 19:09
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 8, 2024 19:20 |
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 16, 2024 19:09
|
|