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Who will win the caucuses?
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
John Kasich
Marco Rubio
Donald Trump
Jeb, somehow
Baby Hitler
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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Spiros posted:

You forgot fishmech/mitt romney

Mitt is a candidate account, ostensibly, and fishmech defies classification

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!" -Donald Trump

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

AAAHHHHMMM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
I love the poorly educated...*cheers*.... good luck America.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

"I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!" -Donald Trump

"We're the smartest people, we're the most loyal people."

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

uncurable mlady posted:

Do you legitimately think anyone in the GOP has actually gone after him? Calling him a bully isn't really doing anything but playing to his strengths.

they basically can't; the only ways you can attack trump on merit rather than tone are from a leftist perspective or a military one, and since none of the gop candidates is a leftist or a veteran they'd have committed suicide by trying

the general election is gonna be gloves off on both sides and wild as gently caress yall

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

"I LOVE THE POORLY EDUCATED!" -Donald Trump

Donald Trump, Champion of the Downtrodden and the Little Guy

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
loading up gitmo with bad dudes

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Everything about this speech is amazing. Donald is the president we all deserve.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

CubsWoo posted:

Donald Trump, Champion of the Downtrodden and the Little Guy

I see the Always Sunny Vote breaking down as

Frank - Trump
Dee - Carson
Dennis - Trump
Mac - Trump
Charlie - Trump

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

uncurable mlady posted:

fishmech defies classification

fishmech's postcount is so much higher than everyone else's that in a sense he is the baseline for forums discourse and by definition cannot be a gimmick

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


lmao

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Everything about this speech is amazing. Donald is the president we all deserve.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/RBPundit/status/702371069819285506

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
He's getting frighteningly good at this.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Are you a bad enough dude to build the wall?

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Brannock posted:

Gone after him, I'll be generous and assume 'directly' here? Yes. Jindal, Jeb, uhh ..

Gone after him effectively? :cawg:

I mean poo poo even Hillary Clinton and the Goddamn Pope backed down. You expect the Boy Wonder and Kindly Eyes Man to change tack on this in a couple days?

Jindal attacked Trump?

gently caress, I forgot Jindal was actually running for a while there. Jeb obviously didn't have any effective way to go after trump, when he wasn't trying to ignore him he was getting bogged down basically calling Trump a bully.

Now, gently caress if I know that Cruz or Rubio can mount anything against him but at this point, if you can't come up with some effective lines to use against Donald Trump, what business do you have in politics?

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

Hot Dog Day #82 posted:

Everything about this speech is amazing. Donald is the president we all deserve.

I wish we can elect him right now!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Rachel is loving giddy

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

wow these idiots waited for hours for like a 15 min mix of his best quotes and they all loved it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Who is RBE?

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Well, looks like the vote below trump got split again.

Between Jeb, Somehow and Baby Hitler.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

babypolis posted:

wow these idiots waited for hours for like a 15 min mix of his best quotes and they all loved it

poo poo's infectious, yo. if i were drunk in vegas you know exactly where i'd be as well as exactly how loud

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

uncurable mlady posted:

Kasich and Carson dropping would be interesting if it happens before the debate. Hard to imagine Trump having an easier time with less people on stage, considering that anyone left should be doing nothing but running at him.

If they're not there it's going to be a poo poo show because they're the peacemaker and mr. sleepy and they bring it down.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aliquid posted:

Rachel is loving giddy

probably thinks Trump will get demolished in the general by the DNC candidate

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Pick posted:

If they're not there it's going to be a poo poo show because they're the woman hater and mr. sleepy and they bring it down.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Big Marco supporter, right-wing blogger who worked for Ben Shapiro for a while

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
People who attacked Trump: Rick Perry, Bobby Jindal, George Pataki, Lindsay Graham, Carly Fiorina, John Kasich(for about two weeks),Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz.

Those who did not attack Trump: Huckabee, Santorum, Christie, Gilmore, Rubio.

Also the Cruz person on CNN thinks Trump winning means the end of the Republican Party.

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

PDP-1 posted:

msnbc reporting that trump won 44% of the hispanic vote

:stare:

44% of the 8% of the caucus participants that were hispanic.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



CubsWoo posted:

Big Marco supporter, right-wing blogger who worked for Ben Shapiro for a while

Lol Shapiro. I hope this guy is miserable forever

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Montasque posted:


Also the Cruz person on CNN thinks Trump winning means the end of the Republican Party.

well he isnt wrong, though probably not for his reasons.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


potato of destiny posted:

44% of the 8% of the caucus participants that were hispanic.

still looks bad because Marco in particular needs as many hispanics as he can get to overcome the fact that he is only supported by upper-class suburbanites.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx

:smug:

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump's numbers keep going up as more votes come in. He's at 45% now :stare:

e: https://twitter.com/alexis_levinson/status/702373081462009858

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Pundit on CNN: "Yeah, well Mitt Romney won Nevada by a bigger margin!"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Donald Trump has broken Chris Matthews :stare:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Trump is Rubio plus Cruz on the New York Times.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i almost feel bad for the fat porkpie. but he kinda helped cause all this poo poo. so gently caress him.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
One candidate makes promises he can't deliver. Donald Trump promises to take Mexico and redistribute its land to Americans.

Which do you think is more likely to be acted upon by Congress, winning another Mexican-American War, or having an old socialist pass his agenda?

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