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It's been a week since anything has dropped in this thread. *banging fork and knives on table* I WANT DISCLOSURE Oh wait, what's this? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/27/sean-kirkpatrick-pentagon-ufo-conspiracy-theory-myths quote:
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 16:58 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:21 |
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So did they find the aliens?
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 16:59 |
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the real aliens are the friends we made along the way
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 17:23 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:It's been a week since anything has dropped in this thread. Notice he doesn’t deny non-human intelligence, just aliens. Intelligent squid and time-traveling humans still on the menu
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 17:29 |
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And they're spending millions of taxpayer dollars to develop self-licking ice cream cone technologies, which could very well be the source of the jellyfish UAPs.
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 17:47 |
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I heard that the aliens have self-licking buttholes and that is why they are too busy to visit earth
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# ? Feb 9, 2024 22:31 |
on the contrary, that would explain the infamous Brown Starfish UAP
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# ? Feb 10, 2024 00:02 |
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UFO Truthers: We demand to know about the Government's alien conspiracy! Officials: Wackjobs and grifters have infiltrated the government and are spreading false information about the existence of aliens. UFO Truthers: No! Not like that!
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# ? Feb 10, 2024 00:16 |
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life on earth: 14 billion years old the universe:36 billion years old. should we look for intelligent life? Yes of course. Are we going to find it? Probably not
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# ? Feb 10, 2024 02:15 |
Extinct by mere presence of
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# ? Feb 10, 2024 02:28 |
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020924_2 posted:Extinct by mere presence of elaborate please
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# ? Feb 10, 2024 02:29 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:life on earth: 14 billion years old And life on earth being about 3.7 billion years, with earth being about 4.5 billion? Hey, for any of that to work... you must be an alien from the future! Neat. You wouldn't happen to have next weeks lotto numbers would ya?
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dr_rat posted:Isn't the universe still generally considered to be about 13.7-13.8'ish billion years old? yes, those post dates are nonsense
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 14:05 |
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Yeah, so if Mumpy Puffinz is an alien from the future do we just close the thread or what? I mean thread succeeded. Jobs done. yay!
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# ? Feb 12, 2024 14:14 |
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Kids In The Hall alum Dave Foley has a UFO podcast now and keeps popping up in random UFO related stuff. He really knows his poo poo and seems pretty level-headed about it all as well, which is a relief.
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# ? Feb 13, 2024 03:45 |
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XYZAB posted:Kids In The Hall alum Dave Foley has a UFO podcast now and keeps popping up in random UFO related stuff. He really knows his poo poo and seems pretty level-headed about it all as well, which is a relief. Also Rhys Darby (of Our Flag Means Death, What We Do In The Shadows, Flight Of The Conchords, etc etc) has been co-hosting a podcast about weird poo poo like cryptids and UFOs since 2008: https://audioboom.com/channels/4961702-the-cryptid-factor
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# ? Feb 13, 2024 07:03 |
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New video proof of alien life: https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s8ke2ezCpn1yk4k9o_720.mp4
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# ? Feb 19, 2024 05:36 |
Good lord what is happening in there They need to declassify these research installations immediately
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# ? Feb 19, 2024 05:47 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:New video proof of alien life: Why isn't the alien Muppet singing.
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# ? Feb 19, 2024 05:55 |
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# ? Feb 19, 2024 06:42 |
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Ah good, another alien invasion successfully stopped.
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# ? Feb 19, 2024 06:57 |
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I had my recurring UFO apacolypse dream again. The sky is all glitched out and full of strange anomalies. Stars dancing around, swirls everywhere, black holes opening up, clouds moving fast and turning into dark malevolent entities that rain destruction down upon the earth. Emergency broadcast tone. Then I crash a car into a canal. Never any actual aliens. Just UFOs chasing me into a canal in South Florida. I need to stop eating cheese before bed time.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:04 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I need to stop eating cheese before bed time. What so you'll stop being able to foretell the future!!!
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:08 |
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can i have your alien communication cheese?
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:11 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I had my recurring UFO apacolypse dream again. The sky is all glitched out and full of strange anomalies. Stars dancing around, swirls everywhere, black holes opening up, clouds moving fast and turning into dark malevolent entities that rain destruction down upon the earth. Emergency broadcast tone. Then I crash a car into a canal. Never any actual aliens. Just UFOs chasing me into a canal in South Florida. I need to stop eating cheese before bed time. Eat more cheese before bed. Cheese is a natural alien repellent. Why do you think they mutilate cows?
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:12 |
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The weird thing is this time I woke up twice and went back to sleep and the dream started again from the beginning but I realized it so I kept trying to warn people of what was happening.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I had my recurring UFO apacolypse dream again. The sky is all glitched out and full of strange anomalies. Stars dancing around, swirls everywhere, black holes opening up, clouds moving fast and turning into dark malevolent entities that rain destruction down upon the earth. Emergency broadcast tone. Then I crash a car into a canal. Never any actual aliens. Just UFOs chasing me into a canal in South Florida. I need to stop eating cheese before bed time. Those old rarebit fiend comics got even more super hosed up a century later
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:25 |
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I also have a recurring dream that I'm making a sandwich, which also seems to unfold in waking life. The vision becomes reality.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:25 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I had my recurring UFO apacolypse dream again. The sky is all glitched out and full of strange anomalies. Stars dancing around, swirls everywhere, black holes opening up, clouds moving fast and turning into dark malevolent entities that rain destruction down upon the earth. Emergency broadcast tone. Then I crash a car into a canal. Never any actual aliens. Just UFOs chasing me into a canal in South Florida. I need to stop eating cheese before bed time. edit: and they were playing vampire weekend and strfkr temple fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Feb 20, 2024 |
# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:50 |
Wonder when these fuckin aliens are gonna come out already
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:55 |
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I think they're trans dimensional.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:56 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Those old rarebit fiend comics got even more super hosed up a century later Dammit, half an hour late to make this joke
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 04:09 |
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All the alien stuff is a smokescreen to hide the fact that UAPs are, in fact, biblically accurate angels and they gently caress
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 05:44 |
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I had a dream a while ago a godzilla size bigfoot stolled into a major city and really just wrecked the place up for like six hours. There wasn't a single skyscraper left standing. And despite all these people taking photos and videos, and all the news being there all the footage of godzilla sized bigfoot was blurry. Then as quickly as he came, bigfoot just left strolled off into the myst and seemed to just disappear. Taken into the myst. Anyway like three days after the dream that actually all happened and hundreds of thousands died, super tragic. Like I said you all need to be taking you dream premonitions far more seriously!!!
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 07:51 |
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dr_rat posted:godzilla size bigfoot That's just King Kong
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 08:06 |
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Bug Squash posted:That's just King Kong King kong is very clearly gorilla adjacent, while Bigfoot is obviously closer related to the homo sapiens side of the great apes family tree! Do they teach people nothing in school these days!!!
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 08:22 |
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Bug Squash posted:That's just King Kong This is hominid racism
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 08:30 |
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Bug Squash posted:That's just King Kong Guess they all look alike to you Big Squash.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 14:02 |
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Mick "Wicked" West interviewed a navy guy that believes "gimbal" was a true ufo with unearthly capabilities. They argue over if the video is non-human craft or "could've been a plane". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbTh4bX0dYw The navy guy used his govt brain to unredact a redacted memo leaked by Lou Elizondo. Peak "trust me, bro" Mick pulled out the flashlight trick is he fond to do in videos Then he brought on some raytheon navy guy that worked on sensor systems like this and he clarified that, in fact, "it could've been a plane". temple fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 22, 2024 |
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temple posted:Mick "Wicked" West interviewed a navy guy that believes "gimbal" was a true ufo with unearthly capabilities. They argue over if the video is non-human craft or "could've been a plane". Ah, but you see? 50/50 chance. It was either an alien spaceship, or it wasn't.
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