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VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




It just occurred to me that if we do #Calexit we might get the President Brown and California nationalism that Jello Biafra promised us.

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A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

If Calexit ever comes to be more than a meme in a DnD thread, can we get a new flag? The Bear Flag is great and all except, well, we haven't actually had a grizzly bear in California in almost a century. It's time for a new symbol. While the Bald Eagle nests here natively, maybe can we adopt the Golden Eagle instead. I mean, that's a pretty loving majestic bird:



Plus, they prey on virtually anything, even livestock. There was a series of rather gruesome photos posted on the NPS website for a while of a golden eagle killing and eating a bighorn sheep. That's a good symbol for a fledgling Republic.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
- CalExit is never happening, so it isn't worth talking about in any way, unless it's to discuss revolutionary new eco friendly power & water generation that suddenly make it feasible in real life.
- The Bear Republic flag is great, you shut your whore mouth. Fuckin' people just wanting to change things for the sake of changing them.
- Absent the revolutionary technologies mentioned above, the most appropriate symbols for an independent California would be a gasping fish out of water, or perhaps a tortoise on its back.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Dead Reckoning posted:

- Absent the revolutionary technologies mentioned above, the most appropriate symbols for an independent California would be a gasping fish out of water, or perhaps a tortoise on its back.

Fields of dying almond trees would work too. No, I'm not mad about them wanting to dam the last mostly undammed river in California, why do you ask?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

A White Guy posted:

If Calexit ever comes to be more than a meme in a DnD thread, can we get a new flag? The Bear Flag is great and all except, well, we haven't actually had a grizzly bear in California in almost a century. It's time for a new symbol. While the Bald Eagle nests here natively, maybe can we adopt the Golden Eagle instead. I mean, that's a pretty loving majestic bird:



Plus, they prey on virtually anything, even livestock. There was a series of rather gruesome photos posted on the NPS website for a while of a golden eagle killing and eating a bighorn sheep. That's a good symbol for a fledgling Republic.

Snakes too, or so I've been led to believe.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Dead Reckoning posted:

- The Bear Republic flag is great, you shut your whore mouth. Fuckin' people just wanting to change things for the sake of changing them.

A railroad mallet and pickaxe would reflect better on the history of our budding socialist state. :ussr:

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009
Or reintroduce the brown bear to California. :tbear:

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Ron Jeremy posted:

Snakes too, or so I've been led to believe.



That flag kicks rear end.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

VikingofRock posted:

It just occurred to me that if we do #Calexit we might get the President Brown and California nationalism that Jello Biafra promised us.

Dead Reckoning posted:

- CalExit is never happening, so it isn't worth talking about in any way, unless it's to discuss revolutionary new eco friendly power & water generation that suddenly make it feasible in real life.

He says, after Brexit and Trump. For the record, I think it's a terrible idea and is exactly the attitude that led Democrats to abandon "Red America." But it's a "joke" that I hear more and more frequently. It should be shouted down for the stupidity that it is. I could absolutely see Calexit and other insane poo poo like State of Jefferson continuing to gain currency. gently caress Calexit and gently caress anyone who even brings it up as a joke.

semper wifi
Oct 31, 2007
i would vote for calexit for laughs tbh and also because gently caress california and everyone in it, 63% yes on prop 63, why

cant we sink into the ocean already

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


The Calexit twitter (YesCalifornia) I have blocked for some reason that happened before they changed their handle to that and wiped their history, they're probably some other crazy libertarian group that rebranded and didn't appreciate me mocking them years ago, maybe a split California into 6 states group.

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

Ron Jeremy posted:

Snakes too, or so I've been led to believe.



A perfect flag in response to the gadsden

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

The California Condor is the correct symbol of California.

On the one hand, it's a bird that we've brought back from the very edge of extinction, by caring about the environment and making an effort to save a critically endangered species. And, much like California, it's the biggest - the largest North American land bird, with a wingspan of almost ten feet. And it's mostly due to California's efforts that now garbage states like Utah and Arizona get to have this bird back again. At enormous expense, mind you, no Republican would think of spending $35M to save one endangered species.

On the other hand, it's a hideous giant vulture that eats rotten roadkill.

Look at this majestic animal:


Look into it's eye. That expression is 100% "gently caress You." Perfect.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Dec 4, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


drat straight.

Tars Tarkas posted:

The Calexit twitter (YesCalifornia) I have blocked for some reason that happened before they changed their handle to that and wiped their history, they're probably some other crazy libertarian group that rebranded and didn't appreciate me mocking them years ago, maybe a split California into 6 states group.

Yes California used to want to make California kind of a special administrative region kind of thing. You probably mocked them because it didn't make any loving sense with regard to American domestic politics.

Now, of course, American domestic politics has proven itself absurd and Yes California has gotten honest - although the bottled water thing could stand to be removed from their political platform; it just screams 'we totally have our priorities in order we swear'.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Leperflesh posted:

The California Condor is the correct symbol of California.

On the one hand, it's a bird that we've brought back from the very edge of extinction, by caring about the environment and making an effort to save a critically endangered species. And, much like California, it's the biggest - the largest North American land bird, with a wingspan of almost ten feet. And it's mostly due to California's efforts that now garbage states like Utah and Arizona get to have this bird back again. At enormous expense, mind you, no Republican would think of spending $35M to save one endangered species.

On the other hand, it's a hideous giant vulture that eats rotten roadkill.

Look at this majestic animal:


Look into it's eye. That expression is 100% "gently caress You." Perfect.
This really does encapsulate so much about the Golden State, great post.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Flying condor looks pretty badass.



I'd be ok with dat bird on the flag.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
The flag should be a California Condor picking at the corpse of the rest of the US after 4 years of Trump. :colbert:

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Leperflesh posted:

The California Condor is the correct symbol of California.

On the one hand, it's a bird that we've brought back from the very edge of extinction, by caring about the environment and making an effort to save a critically endangered species. And, much like California, it's the biggest - the largest North American land bird, with a wingspan of almost ten feet. And it's mostly due to California's efforts that now garbage states like Utah and Arizona get to have this bird back again. At enormous expense, mind you, no Republican would think of spending $35M to save one endangered species.

On the other hand, it's a hideous giant vulture that eats rotten roadkill.

Look at this majestic animal:


Look into it's eye. That expression is 100% "gently caress You." Perfect.

This post is perfect.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Leperflesh posted:

The California Condor is the correct symbol of California.

On the one hand, it's a bird that we've brought back from the very edge of extinction, by caring about the environment and making an effort to save a critically endangered species. And, much like California, it's the biggest - the largest North American land bird, with a wingspan of almost ten feet. And it's mostly due to California's efforts that now garbage states like Utah and Arizona get to have this bird back again. At enormous expense, mind you, no Republican would think of spending $35M to save one endangered species.

On the other hand, it's a hideous giant vulture that eats rotten roadkill.

Look at this majestic animal:


Look into it's eye. That expression is 100% "gently caress You." Perfect.

:ca:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
A condor riding on a bear, smoking a weed

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Leperflesh posted:

Look into it's eye. That expression is 100% "gently caress You." Perfect.

Nah, that's the expression of "I'm waiting for you to die so I can eat you"

Huh. Maybe the same thing.

Bueno Papi
May 10, 2009

HelloSailorSign posted:

Nah, that's the expression of "I'm waiting for you to die so I can eat you"

Huh. Maybe the same thing.

Retroactively changing my vote to California Condor. That metaphor is too perfect. Can we still reintroduce the brown bear though?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Bueno Papi posted:

Retroactively changing my vote to California Condor. That metaphor is too perfect. Can we still reintroduce the brown bear though?

We don't have the desalinization plants we'd need for the resulting right-wing NIMBY tears about their trash getting raided.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Bueno Papi posted:

Retroactively changing my vote to California Condor. That metaphor is too perfect. Can we still reintroduce the brown bear though?

We're still working on the wolves.A mother and her pups was spotted by a camera in Siskiyou county early this year, so it'll be interesting to see how we can accommodate an apex predator(that preys on livestock) in California through the next few decades. It'll be a while before anybody seriously considering bringing the Grizzly back to the continental US. They're fiercely territorial and don't take poo poo from anybody (except older, larger grizzlies), two traits which don't really work that well when you're trying to exist near human habitation. There's a reason why the black bear was never eradicated, and it's precisely because they generally are too skittish to gently caress with livestock.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

There are grizzlies in the continental US. Yellowstone is lousy with them.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Leperflesh posted:

There are grizzlies in the continental US. Yellowstone is lousy with them.

Castro has them too.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Guys, i'd like to pause the sceedcrafting to hit up some real rear end "bad poo poo". I think I touched on this before in a previous post, but I just saw an update on OCWeekly that gave the Orange County DA office a literal bitch slap from The California Court of Appeal.

For those who don't know, or don't care, about the dealing in Orange County here is a short recap about a crime in OC (seal beach to be specific): Dude runs up on a hair salon where his ex-wife works and shot her and other people inside, killing 8. Your bog standard mass shooting in America. Full breakdown here

Dude completely confessed to all of it. Full stop. Should have been a slam dunk guilty case.

However that doesn't end this story. See, the Orange County District attorney office (OCDA) has been colluding with the Sheriff dept (who run the jail) (OCSD) to run a secret insider informant program to try and hook people for larger crimes (death penalty). Also cops lying, providing inconsistent testimony, etc. They wanted to get the defendant, Scott Dekraai, all the way to the chair. There was one judge that wasn't having any of it. Because of the horrendous conflicts of interest Judge Thomas M. Goethals kicked the entire bench of the OCDA off the case and handed it to the state AG. Of course the OCDA retaliated and forced all their cases to be moved from his bench.

The California Court of Appeal affirmed Judge Goethals removal of the OCDA late last month. Ruling Here. They also affirmed several other things that a Parallel Grand jury is looking into into the OCSD informant program. This program has already caused some sweet plea deals to defendants over the use of the program.

quote:

The OCDA‟s primary function is to prosecute crimes in Orange County. In that capacity, it must exercise its vast discretion justly and fairly to ensure every defendant is treated fairly, regardless of the severity of the charged offenses. Here, the evidence demonstrated the OCDA had an interest extraneous to its official duties—its loyalty to the OCSD and its desire to protect the OCSD at the expense of Dekraai‟s constitutional and statutory rights. This abdication of the OCDA‟s fiduciary duty violated Dekraai‟s due process rights.

To this the OCDA had this to say

quote:

"No matter who handles this case, the OCDA believes that these murders were callous, cruel, and committed with a malignant heart. The defendant deserves the ultimate punishment of death,” the statement said.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Probably just a few bad apples.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Not even that. Their response was basically, "yes, we allegedly committed some super serious violations, but irrespective of that fact, the defendant is an rear end in a top hat who deserves to fry."

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Elected prosecutors respond the public's bloodthirst and focus on "tough on crime." Should we let politicians appoint DAs instead? I'm not sure if it'd be better.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Leperflesh posted:

Elected prosecutors respond the public's bloodthirst and focus on "tough on crime." Should we let politicians appoint DAs instead? I'm not sure if it'd be better.

Implement a policy by which only public defenders can become DAs. :getin:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

And judges should have to be both, for years, but we just elect them, too.

Also, traffic court is a farce, and family court isn't much better. And cops should not be incentivized to collude with the DA and lie on the stand and falsify evidence, and they should have to get at least a two-year degree in law and civil rights.

Oh and I'm pretty sure jail doesn't work. Like, for anything.

Oh! And statutory laws should have to allow a mens rea defense.

I could keep going but maybe lets just start by getting rid of plea bargaining?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

stone cold posted:

Implement a policy by which only public defenders can become DAs. :getin:
Unworkable due to conflicts of interest.

Leperflesh posted:

I could keep going but maybe lets just start by getting rid of plea bargaining?
I'm not really sure that removing any incentive for DAs to push for anything less than the maximum sentence is going to help out defendants any.

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Leperflesh posted:

There are grizzlies in the continental US. Yellowstone is lousy with them.
From a backpacking and outdoor sports perspective, it does sort of suck that the Sierras are so tame now. Worst you will run into is a skittish black bear the size of a big dog stealing your food at night. Being in a place like the Canadian Rockies or Yellowstone that has 1k pound grizzlies out there really adds a little something else to the experience.

Leperflesh posted:

Elected prosecutors respond the public's bloodthirst and focus on "tough on crime." Should we let politicians appoint DAs instead? I'm not sure if it'd be better.
We have have only our selves to blame for over zealous DA's.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

cheese posted:

From a backpacking and outdoor sports perspective, it does sort of suck that the Sierras are so tame now. Worst you will run into is a skittish black bear the size of a big dog stealing your food at night. Being in a place like the Canadian Rockies or Yellowstone that has 1k pound grizzlies out there really adds a little something else to the experience.

This month last year, a wolf pack definitely killed and ate a cow calf. With wolves coming back into the Sierras, I imagine that tameness (eg the thousands of white tail deer casually eating out of trash cans in campgrounds) will begin to fade.


I can't wait :getin:. Yeah sure, ranchers will have to learn to deal with wolves but maybe that will open up jobs/new opportunities for people to deal with wolves predating cattle.

Leperflesh posted:

I could keep going but maybe lets just start by getting rid of plea bargaining?

No. My stepbrother is a recovering addict and he was caught with a felonious amount of heroin this time a few years ago. Under the terms of his plea bargain, he avoided a felony and went to rehab and has so far, hasn't used again. Without plea bargaining, he would be doing ten to twenty years in a federal prison for possession with intent to sell.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Also I thought plea bargains are one of the big reasons we don't have organized crime quite like we used to.

(That other stuff sounds good though.)

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

I'm surprised no one has said anything yet about the rampant slum conditions that lead to the Oakland Ghost Ship fire. I lost a close friend there and half the poo poo I see posted in news and blogs either leans toward saying or says outright that it was the artists' faults for being poor and living in a building that didn't meet code. I've also heard that some weird zoning rules meant the property owners paid almost no taxes on it and just collected profit every month, so it's not like they couldn't have used some of that money to give the place a sprinkler system and wiring that wouldn't eventually cause the horrific deaths of dozens of creatives.

These people were there because there's nowhere else they could afford to be. Gentrification is literally killing people in the Bay.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Oklands Gentrification is the byproduct of the hellish NIMBY conditions in SF proper. No way to honestly build new affordable housing and that only accelerated what's happening to oakland.

I mean we had a whole sweep in the 1920s about deplorable living conditions for poor and working class people, I think we need revisit this to educate the population. This could backfire however because it's starving creative types, and not meatpackers family 5 to a room.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I'm very sorry about your friend. I've been reading the East Bay Times (eastbaytimes.com) which has been good about covering context.

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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You can tell which side the news reporters are on if they call it "an artists collective" or "a rave".

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