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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

haljordan posted:

Yeah Michael Smith told them to gently caress off when they tried to get a replacement as did the other two anchors they reached out to

Also mighty Christian of you, Sarah, for trying to get someone fired.

Gee whiz, they were put into a situation where they couldn't get anyone qualified or competent to take over a position and would have had to have taken whoever they could get... that doesn't sound familiar

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that documentary Top Gun

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

The "I don't get paid nearly enough for this poo poo" face

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
That documentary about unrequited homosexual love, Top Gun.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Avirosb posted:

The "I don't get paid nearly enough for this poo poo" face



Yet another white boy taking Hispanic jobs. #buildthewall

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
dude is starting to look fat even in his loose suits. SAD

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

LOL

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Faster! FASTER!

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Fat man yells at child (2017, colorized)

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
For all the times I poo poo on Twitter, it sure does produce a torrent of quality lols every now and then

https://twitter.com/MikeSacksEsq/status/799428631797923842

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Avirosb posted:

For all the times I poo poo on Twitter, it sure does produce a torrent of quality lols every now and then

https://twitter.com/MikeSacksEsq/status/799428631797923842

Dammit why end the video there

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/908747094386663424

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Well he can't let on he has an IQ above 40 and risk alienating his viewers

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lol

"In a ruling with national impact, a federal judge in Chicago on Friday blocked the Trump administration's rules requiring so-called sanctuary cities to cooperate with immigration agents in order to get a public safety grant."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-sanctuary-cities-lawsuit-met-20170915-story.html

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Avirosb posted:

The "I don't get paid nearly enough for this poo poo" face



Mowing America's Grass, Angrily.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
That kid's peers are going to wedgie him so hard he'll be making GBS threads cotton for weeks.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

TFW you're 11 but already look like a worn out meth addict angrily slamming a 12 pack of Miller Lite in your trailer home after losing your job at the worst 7-11 in Missouri.

I know that's mean. Just... look.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Heffer posted:

Tom cruise was a navy pilot in top gun, you moron.

Who knew the Navy had planes? It’s very complicated, you have to be Albert Einstein to figure it out.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


The expression on his face, plus the fact that you cant see his other hand(because its so small), makes POTUS looks like he is trying to shove the kid out of the frame for the picture.

"Good job kid, now out of the way so I can make sure they get my approved good side. "

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol those fuckin pants

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Durf posted:

lol those fuckin pants

that's what happens if you answer 'no' to your tailor passively telling what you should do because he knows you're too dumb to know for yourself.

"Does sir think we should hem up the legs?"
"No."

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Why doesn't Eric get off his lazy rear end and mow that lawn instead, kids these days have no discipline

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

What a bunch of broke brains

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lmao

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


This is what I was imagining :

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I'll point out that if every American had food then food would stop having value!!!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Pussy Quipped posted:

This is what I was imagining :


:golfclap:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



BAAAAAAAAAAAUUUWWWWWWWHHHH

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Actually, I hope there's video of this and he was just standing stationary screaming AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at the kid while his aides scrambled to find his medication.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

The "I don't get paid nearly enough for this poo poo" face



Maybe he has a crush on Ivanka and thought mowing the lawn at the White House was a euphemism.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyEOLceRmsQ

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Flesh Forge posted:

I'll point out that if every American had food then food would stop having value!!!

Food is not a human right

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is trump the ugliest pres?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Waffle House posted:

BAAAAAAAAAAAUUUWWWWWWWHHHH

Still lolling at those relaxed cut dress pants.

Trump's tailoring is very :sad:

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Trump's a whiny bitch and his hands are fuckin small lmao

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

If Conservamom had broken kneecaps then maybe she'd understand the value of affordable healthcare!

Sorry was that too violent? I meant breast cancer.

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I need to see a picture of trump's hand and the 11 year old hand together. You know who will have the bigger hand.

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