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Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
can I get a datetime conversion from stardate JUNE 1989 to utc?

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

FlamingLiberal posted:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this poster before but lol

https://twitter.com/trekcore/status/1402610249413050370?s=21

What does Theater need with a seatbelt?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Alec Peters sent out a very thirsty email this week:

quote:

While very few people knew it until now, Axanar will be at Creation's Star Trek Las Vegas show in August!

Of course, the Axanar haters have launched a letter writing campaign, attacking our appearance, and lying about Axanar and me to the Creation staff. So I need everyone who loves Axanar to write Creation an email, and tell them about YOUR positive experiences with Axanar.

Gary Berman, the co-founder of Creation, and I have known each other for 30 years, and he has made a commitment to us, but he also wants to hear from Axanar fans and all the positive stories you have (as he already has heard the nonsense from the haters!).

So please email Creation:

[Let's not and say we didn't]


THANK YOU for being a positive force in Star Trek!

Alec Peters

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



He's still doing that poo poo? I thought Paramount C&D'd him?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Axanar will be streamed live on gas pump TV screens at 2:30 in the morning in Des Moines, Iowa!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
At this point I'm expecting it to premiere at the famous convention center, Four Seasons Total Landscaping

GlenMR
Dec 11, 2005

What is this emotion called "criminal negligence"?
Christ, how long ago was that Axanar trailer, now? 12 years?

Edit: gently caress me it's only 7.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Christ almighty, get a life Axanar

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



HIJK posted:

Christ almighty, get a life Axanar
This but in Shatner’s voice

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Somehow this complete clown who ruined ST fan projects for everyone is still going.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
How did he ruin it? Im not current on that drama

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Marx Headroom posted:

How did he ruin it? Im not current on that drama

Cliff notes are he was making money off of Star Trek IP which caused CBS to enact heavy restrictions on fan projects where they were basically turning a blind eye before.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Marx Headroom posted:

How did he ruin it? Im not current on that drama

The short version as I understand it is that he used crowdfunding from fans to finance the purchasing/construction of equipment and studio space, then transferred ownership of all that stuff to his for-profit production company under rather stupid assumption that nobody would mind.

Unfortunately for him, what this did is turn the fan film into a profit-taking venture, and The Powers What Is had to take notice at that point because it would set a precedent that they couldn't allow.

I'm sure someone here is more familiar and will fill in/correct anything I'm wrong on.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Wasn't he also reporting other fan films to CBS trying to get them shutdown while trying to sell Axanar to Amazon and Netflix, trying to convince them it's an official Star Trek production? Also selling unlicensed Axanar merch, I remember some Axanar branded coffee with a Klingon ship on the package.

Also he lied to Tony Todd that Axanar was an official production.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Veotax posted:

Also he lied to Tony Todd that Axanar was an official production.

Okay now this guy is on my shitlist. Tony Todd rules.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002



A klangons and a borgs.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Axanar guy was also using the Enterprise badge as a logo to sell coffee which is a hella huge violation and then when they got their asses dragged into court they tried to argue that "Vulcan ears" aren't trademarked or something which was pretty laughable.

They got their poo poo pushed in, I think Axanar ended up having to refund a lot of money and they've been screaming bloody murder ever since.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Have any of those Dunning-Kruger brained Trek lawsuits actually accomplished anything aside from wasting the time and money of everyone involved?

Bullbar
Apr 18, 2007

The Aristocrats!
Oh drat Odo hosed that other changeling.

Unrelated question but can replicators be set to make healthy versions of normal foods that don't taste weird? So you could chow down on whatever you want but it's all nutritionally balanced.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I think that's the default setting.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Sisko's dad and Picard's brother be damned then, I'm eating strange-tasting but nutritionally sound mozzarella sticks until I die

Bullbar
Apr 18, 2007

The Aristocrats!
Would you even think it tasted weird if you've eaten food from a replicator for years

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Probably? Eddington presumably ate nothing but replicated food for all of his assignment on DS9 and how much better real food tastes is one of the first things he crows to Sisko about

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I tend to think the sometimes shown "better" experience of food is often in their heads, which can have a real effect on how they perceive and enjoy the meal, so it is "real." Troi wanting a "real" fudge ice-cream, part of that desire is the knowledge of the extra-nutritional indulgence of the thing itself.

Plus if everyone was like "oh boy this replicator perfect food is so great, not looking forward to having to eat dirty ol' ground food some folks put their hands and skin cells into" then Neelix would be out of a job nobody gave him.

Tunicate posted:

Go back to reddit.

You can make fun "can't be anti-semitic if there aren't any jews" memes with your friends.

Not what I was saying at all and one of the strengths of Trek is to be use stories to illustrate "bigotry is bad" through using non-real alien cultures to examine stuff without all the baggage, prejudice, and pain that comes with real history, religion and government.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Kibayasu posted:

Oh that’s why they hate solids so much. That’s fair.

You'd think that they would share some of those ancestral memories with Odo of anecdotes of being persecuted for being changelings if they wanted to recruit him.

I also kinda felt it was weird how their species name is just an english word unlike almost every other species in the franchise.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I realize this has been posted before but this particular edit had me rolling on the floor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7-InJXDMwI

Especially Data making that weak 'aiiieee'

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Binary Badger posted:

I realize this has been posted before but this particular edit had me rolling on the floor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7-InJXDMwI

Especially Data making that weak 'aiiieee'

For me, it's Picard miming getting blown up before the ship explodes for real. I appreciate a crew who faces their deaths like a gaggle of blithering idiots. A true credit to the name Enterprise.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Froghammer posted:

Probably? Eddington presumably ate nothing but replicated food for all of his assignment on DS9 and how much better real food tastes is one of the first things he crows to Sisko about
This never sat right with me because there were several restaurants on the station in addition to Quark's and the replimatt, whose food was explicitly replicated.

Why would said restaurants exist if there were a bar and an automat that only served replicated food?

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


LividLiquid posted:

This never sat right with me because there were several restaurants on the station in addition to Quark's and the replimatt, whose food was explicitly replicated.

Why would said restaurants exist if there were a bar and an automat that only served replicated food?

The klingon guy surely brought his food in alive, but I think some is just a preference for where to go really. If you're going to quark's you're going to have a drink, play casino games, visit a holosuite, etc. The replimatt I'm sure was just explicitly like, well, an automat. Get in, get out, eat quick with coworkers kind of thing.

Likewise, you may want to sit down in a quieter place than quark's with dabo screams going off all the time, but not as utilitarian as the replimat. It also doesn't have to be either or, a lot of places could have a few specialties they make from scratch, but if you want to eat a burger while you're there with company they'll just replicate that.

I would also imagine places that served real food on the station charged money, and a lot of starfleet, like eddington, might not have thought it was worth spending what money they were allocated on.

Or, the writers just didn't really think it through fully.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Doesn't Sisko replicate ingredients to cook the jambalaya? I assume the preparation is meaningful. You can also probably toggle the settings between "the computer is tracking your macros and feeds you appropriately" and "No, I want exactly what I'm asking for."

Eddington being a smuglord about Real Food that Isn't Replicated is completely in character for him because he's ultimately a LARPer.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I love how poisoned 24th century humans are by the convenience available to them that doing things halfway doesn't occur to them.

Like Janeway replicating cups of coffee one at a time instead of replicating a bag of beans.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

When the Enterprise found the frozen 20th century people and they said that the replicated food was the best they'd ever had. 24th century people saying that "real food is better" seem a lot like the equivalent of raw food advocates who claim that you shouldn't cook food.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

8one6 posted:

When the Enterprise found the frozen 20th century people and they said that the replicated food was the best they'd ever had. 24th century people saying that "real food is better" seem a lot like the equivalent of raw food advocates who claim that you shouldn't cook food.

I wonder if Federation Hipsters went to Bajor to try some Jumja sticks from some poor farmers while complaining that their infinite food box at home doesn't taste as authentic.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
My take on replicated food is that it's indistinguishable from the real deal except that that it's always the same. Ordering a cheeseburger or a loaf of bread is always the same recipe unless someone programs their own take. A tomato is always the same tomato over and over. There's a difference between replicating the raw ingredients and making it yourself and even more so when you grow the food. It's not that it tastes worse, just that after decades of eating it you can tell the difference.

That's the impression I got from the show anyway.

Which is why the Mars workers in Picard complaining about their Hungry Man dinners seemed off.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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LividLiquid posted:

This never sat right with me because there were several restaurants on the station in addition to Quark's and the replimatt, whose food was explicitly replicated.

Why would said restaurants exist if there were a bar and an automat that only served replicated food?

Easy! Babylon 5 had bars and restaurants, so they had to as well!

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




It's also stated in DS9 that the type of replicator you use has an effect on the taste. There was an episode where Quark offers to sell Sisko the type of replicator he uses in the bar, and then later on Sisko is saying that he should've taken Quark up on the offer after tasting something from a runabout replicator.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Quark's model has twice the Taste Per Nanometer resolution

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


8one6 posted:

When the Enterprise found the frozen 20th century people and they said that the replicated food was the best they'd ever had. 24th century people saying that "real food is better" seem a lot like the equivalent of raw food advocates who claim that you shouldn't cook food.

I think part of it might also be the variation you can get in interpretations of the same meal. You can order the same dish from 2 different restaurants and they might vary heavily - what quality/cut of meat they use, how they cook that meat, red or white potatoes/onions, cherry vs. beefsteak tomatoes, yellow vs. whole-seed mustard, etc.

Technically you could probably ask a replicator to make you "a hamburger, 85% lean, medium cooked beef, 1 1/4" slice of beefsteak tomato, 2 rings of raw white onion, spicy brown mustard, lightly toasted sesame seed bun" and get exactly that, but most people will just say "a hamburger" and the replicator has a standardized recipe for it. So "real" food restaurants would probably be desirable for similar reasons they are today, to get an individual interpretation of a meal.

Also, I would guess that just like today, if you went into a restaurant from a culture/alien race you weren't intimately familiar with, you'd expect to find at least a few things on the menu you've never even heard of. I assume you could go "computer, list and describe popular Ethiopian dinner entrees" and have the replicator make one that sounded good, but it wouldn't really be the same.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Lizard Combatant posted:

My take on replicated food is that it's indistinguishable from the real deal except that that it's always the same. Ordering a cheeseburger or a loaf of bread is always the same recipe unless someone programs their own take. A tomato is always the same tomato over and over. There's a difference between replicating the raw ingredients and making it yourself and even more so when you grow the food. It's not that it tastes worse, just that after decades of eating it you can tell the difference.

That's the impression I got from the show anyway.

Which is why the Mars workers in Picard complaining about their Hungry Man dinners seemed off.

I mean it could also be like what impossible meat is like now. I had an impossible sandwhich from Dunkin Donuts and its fine, I like it enough, but isn't QUITE the same taste and feel of real meat.

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Mooseontheloose posted:

I mean it could also be like what impossible meat is like now. I had an impossible sandwhich from Dunkin Donuts and its fine, I like it enough, but isn't QUITE the same taste and feel of real meat.

Impossible meat and real meat are fundamentally different things though - AFAIK the replicators are building a copy of "real" meat that's accurate to the molecular level.

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