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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

Goog, stop hooging us, you rear end in a top hat.

I honestly can't remember a period in my life when I've felt more hooged than this moment.

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Skinty McEdger posted:

Bonus points if you announce your team in Vince McMahon hype voice.

gently caress bonus points, your entry just will not be considered if you DON'T do it in the Vince McMahon hype voice.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Podcasters: It's the survior series and you find yourself captain of a team of five struggling to survive. What would you team be called and which wrestlers past or present would you have on your team?

Bonus points if you announce your team in Vince McMahon hype voice.

Team name: ALL THIS MASS
Team: Five Gary Strydoms, WOOOOOOOW

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

You had 12 topics.

Spoilers: Topic 11 was really an extension of Topic 1 and Topic 12 doesn't exist.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
Mike Elgin has the best hair in professional wrestling but thank you for answering my question and having some fun chat :)

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Timbers Jim posted:

Mike Elgin has the best hair in professional wrestling but thank you for answering my question and having some fun chat :)

I had a feeling somebody sent us in that question but didn't know who.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

HulkaMatt posted:

I had a feeling somebody sent us in that question but didn't know who.

It's like a mullet but he's going bald and can't be bothered putting in any effort so it's a scraggly, balding hillbilly mullet and it owns

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Pisscast hey pisscast. What is the next step in Chikara's lovely dumb ARG? In this case the A and R stand for Autistic and Racist. Will the fans dig up Sweeny's grave for cluez?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

HulkaMatt posted:

Spoilers: Topic 11 was really an extension of Topic 1 and Topic 12 doesn't exist.

You shouldn't lie. You are setting a bad example for your forum family.

Cowboy Bobs Hep C posted:

Pisscast hey pisscast. What is the next step in Chikara's lovely dumb ARG? In this case the A and R stand for Autistic and Racist. Will the fans dig up Sweeny's grave for cluez?

I have gathered a selection of trash and stickers that have the answer and we will blow the lid off tonight. Stay tuned.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!
Sorry for the delay; slept late because I'm trying to turn myself back around to work overnights this week. The Ten (Twelve?) Count is up on iTunes.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Pisscast/Podcount: Would WWE be better off if they fired Ryback and replaced him with Michael Elgin?

OppositeAstronomer
May 26, 2008

yoink!
Listened to the last two Pisscasts. loving fantastic work, you guys. If you ever need a guest let me know!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Dear punch/pisscast, how excited are you for the return of total divas? Who would you want to hang out with more, John Cena or Daniel Bryan?

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Blasmeister posted:

Who would you want to hang out with more, John Cena or Daniel Bryan?

Trick question: the correct answer is VINCENT

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Wrestleboxer Radio: Which current or former(ly employed) "just a guy" in WWE is the most likely to have a career resurgence?

Tonfa fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Nov 5, 2013

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011




Corgan. I really hope this happens.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

10 Count: It's 1999, and WWF has just struck a deal with AJPW to put on a supercard featuring wrestlers from both companies facing each other. You are given complete creative control over this show. What matches do you book?

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

HulkaMatt posted:

It didn't get picked because I asked it after we came up with 10 topics so we can have stuff for next week. :v:

Actually possible a question worth answering. At times Survivor series matches have had actual ramifications to their results. I remember fondly Survivor Series 2003 when it was team Austin vs team Bischoff, actual plotlines went into the creation of that team, and Bischoff then giving massive favours to his team as a result. Or Survivor Series 2004, where the winning team each got to be GM for a night and book what they wanted.

The question/s that you may discuss/ignore as you choose I suppose are, favourite past survivor series matches, why doesn't WWE 'build' the survivor series match (the previous couple of years it's just been booked as 'hey, throw together some teams to fight now'), and is the survivor series better or worse with ramifications?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Is Billy Corgin's twitter really @Billy, because scoring that handle is more impressive than any music poo poo.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

kidcoelacanth posted:

Is Billy Corgin's twitter really @Billy, because scoring that handle is more impressive than any music poo poo.

Billy Corgan alternates between being a kinda cool guy and a complete douche. What i'm saying is he'd fit in really well with the wrestling business.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

UltimoDragonQuest posted:


Corgan. I really hope this happens.
It's really telling that TNA being for sale isn't front page news on wrestling sites. In 2001, a tweet (were there tweets) like this would've lit the wrestling world on fire. Now it's just kinda...

"Eh. Whatever. It's TNA."

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


If you don't want to hear Bryan and Vinny say a lot of words about The Board and porn, skip about 15 minutes into the new B&V.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Wait what the gently caress? There is actual porn the board? :wtf:

edit: Who is Art Bell and why do I care?

algebra testes fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Nov 6, 2013

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


LordPants posted:

Wait what the gently caress? There is actual porn the board? :wtf:

edit: Who is Art Bell and why do I care?

From what I gather Art Bell is a guy who does a lot of paranormal stuff, basically the inspiration for After Dark.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Art Bell is basically Bryan Alvarez's hero.

Last paragraph of the site update about Roland Alexander's death:

"Alexander was best known for his appearance in the movie "Beyond the Mat," which profiled his wrestling school. 9ond ivie "nondewayscine 1991"

Davebot noooooooooooooo

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Rodney the Piper posted:

Art Bell is basically Bryan Alvarez's hero.

Last paragraph of the site update about Roland Alexander's death:

"Alexander was best known for his appearance in the movie "Beyond the Mat," which profiled his wrestling school. 9ond ivie "nondewayscine 1991"

Davebot noooooooooooooo

eat Ole & Arn Anderson

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

MRT's hatred of Mike Tenay gives me the strength to go on.

EDIT: And comic books. I don't think I've hated anything in my life as much as you hate comic books.

NienNunb fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Nov 6, 2013

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
You guys are gonna be getting so much piss tonight just so you know.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Punch/pisscast - Let's say that Brock Lesnar goes to WCW instead of OVW right after college and is fast-tracked to the main roster and is basically booked the exact same way as WWE did. Can/does he turn WCW around enough to save them from tanking, at least for a short time?

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

LordPants posted:

Wait what the gently caress? There is actual porn the board? :wtf:

Do you like tranny porn and GBS 2.0? Then I've got a place for you...

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


LordPants posted:

Wait what the gently caress? There is actual porn the board? :wtf:

Board has a PICS OR GTFO section. It was generally always a place to post nws images of ladies. In 2011 samuel got completely out of control and posted several hundred threads like this:



At the same time a guy by the name of Mr. X was posting very :nms: and questionably legal content. He was banned.

Now I believe jimbob posts porn everywhere and stylishone really loves to post transvestites.

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Nov 6, 2013

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Why not just make a Megathread for all your willy wacking needs? Why does every picture need its own wee thread?

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Why not just make a Megathread for all your willy wacking needs? Why does every picture need its own wee thread?

Logic is not welcomed over there.

The people on the board are a weird bunch. They seem to be stuck in 2005 where trolling and gimmick posting is the coolest thing you can do. And it's not a current fad either. It's been that way for 7 years.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jubs posted:

They seem to be stuck in 2005

So why all the Cena hate? :confused:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Rarity posted:

So why all the Cena hate? :confused:

2005 is around the time a bunch of folks started to turn on Cena, and by the time New Year's Revolution rolled around, people were popping for him losing to Edge at NYR.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Wrestlehut Pisscast Episode 6: Dony Eay Podcats

We here at the WHPC would like to formally apologize to all members of the female, asian, white, jewish, and LGBT communities, everyone involved in Raw this week, Wrestlemania 7 (not Greg Valentine), the cast and crew of the punchsport podcast (not), wayward members of the WWE midcard, anybody who sent in a question this week, but most of all I apologize to you, the listener. Not TNA, though. gently caress TNA. We talked for so long I may have forgotten a few things but I'm sorry about all of that too

I hope you didn't make any plans this weekend because you'll need a free schedule to tackle the best/worst episode of the best/worst evangelical christian wrestling podcast on PSP.

Big ups to everybody who sent in a question, Wesley Willis for doing our theme song, and Sunsweet for stopping by to hang out with us this week.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/7dkrvk50fgqa03z/006+Wrestlehut+Pisscast.mp3


If you've got questions, we've probably got 10 minutes of off topic discussion totally unrelated to it! Send them to us on twitter @Oatgan, @Manflurry, and @KarmineSA

oatgan fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Nov 7, 2013

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'm disappointed the theme wasn't Suck A Cheetah's Dick

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
It's 4 hours long btw.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm disappointed the theme wasn't Suck A Cheetah's Dick

I'm more of a "Suck A Caribou's rear end" kind of guy but blame manflurry he produces this show

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Figures that other podcast would steal food from the mouth of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

Well his estate. He probably left all his money to Jello Biafra and the Frogs.

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