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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Lord Hydronium posted:

Whoa, Black Betty

Goddamn it.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Shaking alcohol up in a glass will "bruise" your liver. You've got to stir it around in your belly!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

kdrudy posted:

I'd never noticed before, but is that kid wearing a top hat or a derby or something like that in the twisted side?

He's trying, oh so badly, to look like Alex from The Clockwork Orange.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Don't gently caress with Red Forman

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I always thought it looked like ET was getting bukkaked.

... I’ll show myself to AUG :tipshat:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I always thought it looked like ET was getting bukkaked.

... I’ll show myself to AUG :tipshat:
The two aren't mutually exclusive?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Watching this again, Bobby gets off pretty easy here. He only gets shot in the leg, then he gets tossed at a car only a few feet away, landing on a breakaway windshield. Then the lays there until the car stops, and rolls off.

This is his chance to escape Bodickers gang. He just needs to get that leg taken care of, then he can return home to Maple Corners, and work Ma and Pa's feed store, and leave that criminal life behind. You go do it, Bobby! Be the best Bobby you can be.

i could've swore they threw him on the car and then blasted him,my mind edited it out of whack.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/drumboy44dws/status/1297410323872456704?s=21

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Sound necessary
https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1298057028586233857

Kerrek
Dec 17, 2004

"Look, just follow the operations manual."
"It's pointless and demeaning!"
"FOLLOW THE MANUAL."
sigh... "Toot toot."

...

"Again."

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I always thought it looked like ET was getting bukkaked.

... I’ll show myself to AUG :tipshat:

Aah, the water of life.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kerrek posted:

"Look, just follow the operations manual."
"It's pointless and demeaning!"
"FOLLOW THE MANUAL."
sigh... "Toot toot."

...

"Again."

Ahh, so this is who Trump was going to send after the rioters.


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Sandwich-fuckers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKCjpfzGP6U

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern

If they promised me one of those I would have enlisted.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



These are mostly heptagons.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





Your own,

Personal,

Tugboat,

Reach out and push ships.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I can't find it, but there was an image of a tiny tugboat chugging down a river, and this drawbridge was raised for it. About 200 feet above the tug. With the words "Ain't nobody fucks with tiny tug. Ain't nobody."

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


https://i.imgur.com/5RHTWNi.mp4

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Kheldarn posted:

Don't gently caress with Red Forman

I really want to see that 70s show clips with Clarence’s lines dubbed over them. Just let me see Red walk into the kitchen and say “Bitches leave”

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Lodin posted:

Hey guys, make sure that you have one of these ready, it's important.



Idgi.

There's a ridiculous amount of fire like 10 miles from me, so we have a bugout bag and a rendezvous location. Works for earthquakes too.

Is there something about the image I'm not seeing?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I don’t know but the lack of definite/indefinite articles with the singular ‘Wildfire’ makes it sound a little cave-man like.

PREPARE FOR WILDFIRE. WILDFIRE COME. WILDFIRE DESTROY. WILDFIRE MAKE SAD.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Sound on.

https://i.imgur.com/Dfbckt0.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dialhforhero posted:

I don’t know but the lack of definite/indefinite articles with the singular ‘Wildfire’ makes it sound a little cave-man like.

PREPARE FOR WILDFIRE. WILDFIRE COME. WILDFIRE DESTROY. WILDFIRE MAKE SAD.

This is California. It's state policy to never imply singularity in the event of a wildfire, we have to use the missing indefinite article "wildfire", never "a/the" wildfire.


(this didn't work as well as I hoped)

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
It's a WAP, ya dings.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Beachcomber posted:

Idgi.

There's a ridiculous amount of fire like 10 miles from me, so we have a bugout bag and a rendezvous location. Works for earthquakes too.

Is there something about the image I'm not seeing?

A Wildfire Action Plan (WAP) is very important if you live in a dry area, particularly a gully or canyon.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Oh, they have SSRIs for credit card terminals now?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Memento posted:

A Wildfire Action Plan (WAP) is very important if you live in a dry area, particularly a gully or canyon.

Ahhh. Hahaaaa. Yeah.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I guess if your WAP is at "get a bucket and a mop" level, it could also be your WAP?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

“I don’t like the look of that lightning, go get your mom her Hitachi.”

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!



:same:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Hyperlynx posted:

I guess if your WAP is at "get a bucket and a mop" level, it could also be your WAP?

I have it on good authority that you should see a doctor for that level of said "wetness"

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

AFewBricksShy posted:

I have it on good authority that you should see a doctor for that level of said "wetness"

This depends entirely on how sexy your doctor is.

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Life on SSRIs.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I guess it counts as a WAP but I just liked how often it said wildfire. Wildfire guy here: even though there's no wildfire now, there could be wildfire at any time so make sure you prepare for wildfire because wildfire can spread as quickly as, well, wildfire!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Zurtilik posted:

Life on SSRIs.

i didn't understand the image until that post

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zetsubou-san posted:

i didn't understand the image until that post

omg, I remember this. penis wasn't broke, just couldn't cum, for hours. it was not fun.

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
As goons, we all have a WAP.

We Are Protected.

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